Can’t relate at all I have no idea what this is like

@andrewbruski.bsky.social off the dome for ya you dork

Thank you for hanging on the prem final day! You dorks made a fun morning and tips for your dork

I agree with Tim! You could have the training keepers and use the spot, but with 26 places you kind of have your players you want anyway

#1 city for women’s sports? Let's prove it once and for all. We teamed up to make it easy: one bundle: two tix + shuttle transportation. On 6/6, we’re hosting a full-day women’s sports celebration across the Twin Cities. 🏀 12pm Lynx ⚽️ 4pm Aurora 🧢 Postgame Nightcap at A Bar of Their Own

Come on in my dorks! The coffee is FINE! ❤️💋🤙🏻

Got to see one of my customers at their place of work and I loved it!

Nate puts his values into action!

All the cool @mnrevontulet.bsky.social dorks will be at @blackhartstp.com for pregame today! @mnaurorafc.bsky.social home opener! See ya soon babes

All the cool @mnrevontulet.bsky.social dorks will be at @blackhartstp.com for pregame today! @mnaurorafc.bsky.social home opener! See ya soon babes

For the @mnaurorafc.bsky.social home opener they are offering buy one get on free for GA tickets. Use OPENER promo code am.ticketmaster.com/mvv/buy/ism/...

YES the Southampton spy wore a fake uniform when he spied this winter This is like the level of “football” work I could “do”

Titan of comedy Eugene Mirman returns to talk about his recent accident and his new special “Here Comes The Whimsy” available now on YouTube!! Then ghost expert Devin Greenlove tells true tales of hilarious spirits before seagull Louie Pantano is back to find Hollywood fame.

Want to know more about @mnrevontulet.bsky.social and the art of being an SG from the start for @mnaurorafc.bsky.social ? Our own @pjryansoccer.bsky.social sat down with the acting president, Mel, to learn more. #USLW #WoSo northlandsoccer.com/a-f-c-t-o-g-...

Today’s the day! See you all this evening!

The music that’s on when I open the bar after Charlie cleans @blackhartstp.com

Some of the picnic table art is good at the bar! Some is not

LEGEND

Soccer Tattoo Bet! If Alonzo lasts 2 years at Chelsea I will get a “2” tattooed on my leg and you’ll know why!

My Lyft driver this morning was a WNBA/NBA mom?!

The amazing shit storm that will be Jose managing Real Madrid

Join us on Sunday at 9:00 am @blackhartstp.com to watch Palace face Brentford! 🔴🔵👊 And, if you’re not fortunate enough to be on your way to Leipzig, make arrangements to get to Black Hart for the Conference League Final! 🏆5/27 at 2:00 pm

MASSIVE Day Saturday! @en.fcstpauli.com play at 830am in a relegation decider. Get your asses out of bed, grab your Jolly Roger, and come to Black Hart.

Taco Bell app trying to log me out cause I have too many rewards points I WILL NOT BE PLAYED (For the record I go to my local taco truck a lot as well!)

Excited for this book @leanderalphabet.bsky.social !

Soccer this week!

Penultimate meet up at @blackhartstp.com for the final @evertonfc.com home game of the season. Up the Toffees! Everton vs Sunderland Sunday, May 17 9:00 AM Black Hart of Saint Paul 1415 University Ave W. Saint Paul #COYB #UTFT #EVESUN #EFC #Everton

If Minnesota house republicans are so confident their districts want them to defeat gun control, they should vote to defeat gun control. Show them how you defended their rights. Take the vote.

If any wants some lil cannabis starters I’ll gift ya a couple! Last year I had a few grow up big and I did have flower on it but it wasn’t very thc’ed fwiw. I just grow them for fun They’re cool plants even if you don’t smoke tbh, kinda fast growing ferns if they have the right situation

How bout a Loons Match Day?!? We’ve got Anchor Fish & Chips at 5.

A call to my St Pauli fan friends in MN. Bring a St Pauli Scarf/shirt/hat to the Loons game tonight and we're going to record a very short video at 6PM to send to the team for their big match this weekend.

Let’s get ready for the Aurora 2026 season! Practice chants, meet other members, pick up or purchase your scarves and other merchandise. See you all on Monday May 18th!

¡VAMOS NUBARRONES! MIN v COL MAY 13 - 7:30 PM PRE & POST MATCH @blackhartstp.com ¡TENEMOS QUE GANAR!

Saw an ad with Michelle Bachman as the spokesperson and my god (literally) did it make me smile

One of my favorite shifts of work all year, let’s party!

ONE MONTH. We are 1 month away from the World Cup in the US and there's nowhere you'd rather watch than at Black Hart. "Work" remotely from our patio. www.blackhartstp.com/worldcupfever

Good Decisions Club First draft only draft!

Happy to tell you funny stories about Matt Little in person!

Join the Citizens rooting for the CROWS and supporting our long-term partner Reclaim! as they serve queer and trans youth in our community www.prideraiser.org/campaigns/mp...

You, too, could feel the relief and euphoria that Mark is presently experiencing at having secured his copy for Tuesday's release for a low, low $30.

Finally ordered! I’m excited to have it as a prep for World Cup vibes

Her lineup of big timers would be a HUGE headline in 2014! Moving to the center never seemed so relevant, productive, and FUN!

At @blackhartstp.com Wed. May 6 7 pm Not From Here, presented by @blindeke.bsky.social I will be sharing my journey from Seoul to Thief River Falls to the Twin Cities. The 2 guests that follow me will be even better.

Beth Garten shared the philosophy behind Dakota Fusion, returning to adult play after a year away but very much not an idle year. northlandsoccer.com/windy-and-fl...

Mark went to Top Golf yesterday Some of the hits were as bad as you’d imagine, but by the end I could at least hit it consistently How far did Mark drive a golf ball?

@minnesotatoffees.bsky.social at @blackhartstp.com 🤙🏻

You're Not From Here #12 this Wednesday at @blackhartstp.com! Exited to welcome MJ from Thief River Falls, LJ from Bridgeport, and Ian* from Frisco to share stories of their hometowns. Free and fun for all. 7pm! * (whose birthday it will be) tcsidewalks.blogspot.com/2026/05/your...

Shoutout to the Players for their work in growing the game in this country

Maybe this is the weekend we break our goal drought. Join Minnesota Wolves on Saturday at @blackhartstp.com to find out #WWFC #COYW