TEMPORARY PINNED.

dryhump me if i'm wrong but today is sunday right .ᐣ

‘` FIRING UP THE NIGHT `’.🔥` `” ‘ THE ETERNAL ‘`”

good luck trying to reach my neck to throttle me〜 ( standing in 6'2 )

what—— gotta stand on tip toe to reach the bar.ᐣ

/ I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT JOHNNY CAGE

/ sylvies bullying me into making 2 accs give me 50 years to make the layout for one ( they're making the other... )

I feigned an innocent optimism; I gradually perfected myself in the role of the farcical eccentric.

temp pinned Mature and dark themes warning below

/ SYLVIE STOP BULLYITN ME 💔💔💔💔💔 callout post on sylvie guys they bully me /silly /lh

I got rizz, unmedicated adhd and a slutty little waist—— what more could you want in a man.ᐣ

beauty is a terrible and awful thing!

hah you gotta get with the times, old man.ᐟ ( aaaaaand post. ) the photo, obviously—— it's gonna go viral.ᐟ you some sort of cosplayer or something.ᐣ

jeez, how old are you.ᐟ.ᐣ its a social media platform. surely you know what social media is——

I keep the hole in my heart filled by filling my holes

/ censored version of mortal kombat never change i love you mortal kumbat

/ I just KNOW sidney is a social media mastermind he's managing his insta his twt his tik tok his only fa—— I mean what Anyway he's good with social media 💖💖💖

you've really never taken a photo for insta or whatever else.ᐣ ( holding up his phone )

THE LOVE, THE HATE, THE EMOTIONAL SIDE.

/ I neeeed to put together interaction bait for this acc

· · ───── ·𖥸· ───── · · ❝Wear on your sleeve the virtues you lack. ⠀ But don't get above your raising.❞ · · ───── · ♰ · ───── · ·

sorry i yelled at you im still grieving over my dead boyfriend lmao

I need you.

/ sometimes a man hyperfixates on a character he shares a name with is it idolisation or narcissism idk

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐒𝐅 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐬 ’𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐁𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 ’ #MGRP / #MVRP

SO DO I LOOK LIKE HIM ?

you know you hypnotise me, always.

the human body is the work of art, it doesn‘t need artists.

/ y'all have no idea how hard it is to find pictures of him without his shirt that don't have that fuckass chest tattoo ( kidding I love that stupid chest tattoo )

ass fat n dick thick...

i annoy everyone, i can feel it.

thanks.ᐣ.ᐣ now he has a signed arm at least.

a temper about as short as you are—— yeesh. the bartender's a good guy though

the lights are shining down on me so everyone can see ╱ the natural playboy.ᐟ

/ IM BEING BULLIED IN CALL BY YOU RN

/ I AM BEING BULLIED. I AM NOT JONATHAN CARLTON !!!!!! I AM NOT JOHNNY FUCKING CAGE !!!! /lh

oh yeah, that was him——

ask an attendant at the bar.ᐣ.ᐣ oh well, I don't work here

I can't mind my business when it's a short king punching a water cooler

just saw a man at the bar throwing hands with a water cooler for a cup of water.

fuck me if I'm wrong but ( stating an obviously wrong fact )