you taste like heaven， but god knows you're built for sin.

How can I save you when I can’t even save myself?

:3c

NOW SPELL ❝ MANKIND ❞ Ｄ－Ｉ－Ｓ－Ｅ－Ａ－Ｓ－Ｅ ( wrong! try again! )

Ume just stared somewhat blankly at Frost. He’s dealt with tons of people like this before— they all end up wanting to repent when it’s too late to. It’s kind of sad, honestly. “Right…” he mumbled. “Well, sadly, I do not believe I know your friend. Just because I am an angel does not mean I know+

“No need to. I am not assigned to you.” He yawned, looking almost bored. “Plus, you would just die and be reborn for sin repentance. There is no hell.” He recrossed his arms again with a light hum. “The name sounds familiar, but I am unsure if I have truly met them before. I meet lots of people+

don’t hate me ’cause i’m beautiful, hate me ’cause i’m a cunt.

“I see…” he mumbled out. Ume then placed a hand onto his chest, a proud smile on his face. “I am a shoukera youkai— though, I hail from the heavens, so I am practically an angel, in simpler terms. I am tasked with recording the sins of humans I get assigned to. In power terms, I can manipulate +

Ume definitely noticed the shift, but in fear of seeming rude, doesn’t touch on it. He retracted his hand and crossed his arms casually over his chest. “You said you were a shapeshifter… Are you human? What are you?”

Ume’s expression now shows how awkward he feels talking to Frost. “… Right. Yes…” Who the hell introduces themselves as a psycho…? What a strange, angry man. “I am Ume Satou.” He took a breath before extending his hand out. “A pleasure.” He’s trying to be polite again.

𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ i draw tomio/ume so much people actually think theyre canon in their storyline im writing (by people i mean like one or two) oops. you all will be strongly disappointed when i finally finish writing this stupid thing 😭

goodbye, my almost lover. ／ goodbye, my hopeless dream.

Ume’s smile wavered a little at the tears. He felt a bit awkward now— not sympathetic. “Ah. Right. Um… Who are you, again?”

bandwagon time…

fuck it, a #seductivesunday for ume. late asf, however.

“She?” he repeated, raising a brow. “Mm, I see. No matter. Just a simple warning is all.” he waved a hand dismissively.

The ice was something Ume took notice of, but only let out a small hum of acknowledgement towards. “Perhaps not, but it would do you good to try and fix that. It will age you, you know?” his smile turned into a light grin.

Ume isn’t taking any offense to any of this. If anything, he thinks it’s actually amusing. “Who knew a simple question could make someone so angry… You must have a lot of hate in your heart.” Smile, smile, smile.

“You know, there is this wonderful thing called ignoring people and the things you do not like. Have you ever tried it?” He flashed a polite smile, resting a hand on his own cheek as he tilted his head to the side a bit.

bandwagon time…

“My, someone sure has a gripe with me…”

“I do not remember asking you.”

“If there is Seductive Sunday, what is the holy and chaste day of the week? Modest Monday? Moral Monday? Hmm…”

Oh god, deliver us from evil!

no celestial body could compare to you.

Stares at { reader } like this.

i do not desire a mediocre love. i want to drown in someone.

Tomio called Ume a stalker and he’s still pissed off over it… Mainly because he’s technically right.

“Indeed. Well, hopefully it is not too difficult for you.”

“Hm…” Ume would 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 to get married, but that involves a lot of steps.

“I appreciate the compliment, as you are also incredibly pretty.” he hummed softly with a smile.

“Oh, how cute. You got all shy.” he laughed. “How endearing.”

“Hmm…” Ume looked over Esme with an almost innocent smile. “Why should I go first? You are the one who started it.”

Ume clicked his tongue and shook his head. He’s fighting back a grin. “Uh-huh, sure. Saying you cannot say what you would do to me because it is so salacious is perverse, my love. Though, I suppose I cannot say I would not say the same.” Ah.

“I love you too, pervert.” he snickered.

There’s a long pause as it processes in his mind. Then—- “….𝙊𝙝."

“That good…” he repeated, seeming a bit dubious. “If it were good, you would be able to say, yes?”

“Can’t say? Is it that bad?” Ume, you sweet summer child…

𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ ive said it before and ill say it again god i wish there were more youkai ocs on bsky

Staring blankly at { reader } with all 6 eyes… “For shame.” He crossed his 4 arms over his chest and shook his head. What did { reader } do to disappoint Ume so badly?

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Ume seemed a bit surprised to hear this, though he supposed it wasn’t completely unheard of… “I guess any strong desire is enough to keep anyone alive…”

✶ I'll be their guardian angel ｡｡｡

“Then, why are you here now?”

“I guess that is always how it happens with things… Even when you die and get reincarnated as a youkai, the sentiment is always the same— died, then woke up.”

“Huh. Fascinating…” Not every day he sees someone like that, even as an exorcist. “How did that come to be, may I ask?”

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