Ume can’t help but to notice the sudden change. It brings a laugh out of him. “Ah, I see. I just need to be more forward with you and you will listen to me.” He reached over to pat Rose on the head. “Good boy.”

“Oh? Talking back now are we? How rebellious,” he teased.

Ume hummed softly as he gently poked a finger onto Rose’s forehead. “There is no one better than you. To be with me means we are equals— you are equals with an angel. The same league, if you will.”

“Nonsense!” Ume shook his head. “Do not talk like that. I chose you, so you should think of yourself better.”

Ume placed a hand onto his own cheek, just about swooning. “What would I ever do without you?”

Ume hummed, smiling softly. Knowing Rose was genuine made his heart flutter. “I am blessed as well to be with someone such as yourself.”

“Ha… You are dating me, god has already blessed you, naturally.” There’s that stupid ego of his…

“God bless you.”

REPENT.

𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ nsfw?? maybe?? // i love how adam bites ume, he smacks him and gets pissy. rose bites ume, ume fucking??? moans??? 😭 i hate ume

𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ bc its a federal holiday today, i have nothing to do at work. pls entertain me /nf

Ume recoiled back, clearly in a sense of shock from the accusation. “I did no such thing!” he looked both offended and pained by what Barry said. It wasn’t his fault that these people died! … Right? God, he really hoped it wasn’t his fault. “I 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 do not think you understand +

Ugh. A person. Just Ume’s luck… He lifted his hands up to chest level, trying to appear friendly. “Just someone who is lost,” he admitted. If Axl was looking for something paranormal, he definitely found what he was looking for.

Life is all about resolve. Outcome is secondary. It is resolve that determines the value of your life.

Ume gave a soft laugh and smiled at the kiss. He’s pretty comfortable like this. “How sweet of you…” he murmured.

Ume let out a content sigh, closing his eyes as he snuggled against Rose. “Thank you… I appreciate it…”

【 @virtuousinsect.bsky.social 】 💭 AAAAAGH UME ♡♡ I love him so much! I just wanna keep kissing him until my lips bleed! And then some! He's so pretty- So, so pretty!

Cursed by confidence, aided by an insufferable amount of grit.

Without much thought to it, Ume immediately is making himself comfortable against { reader }. “It is too cold,” he whined out. “Please let me borrow your body heat for a minute…”

I’m a winged insect, you’re a funeral pyre.

to see human beings in agony, to see them covered in blood and to hear their death groans, makes people humble.

𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ bc its a federal holiday today, i have nothing to do at work. pls entertain me /nf

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You won't stand virtue signaling, trust me 😮‍💨

Strong Ume muse returns….

“….Then what makes 67 funny? 69 was a sex joke, so what is 67 making fun of?”

“Hm… I suppose they’re a nice touch…” Being somewhat conservative in views of modesty, Ume sounds unsure of what he’s saying.

“A meme?” he hesitated before giving Rose a quizzical glance. “Is it the new 69?” How does Ume even know that?

“Then what is 67? I am incredibly confused here… Why is it bad?”

“Huh—!? Wh—why? Is it some new kind of swear word?”

“I see.” he hummed softly as he eyed her briefly. “Do you normally wear that get up for shows?”

“What is 67….?” Oh god—,

Ume finished off his drink. “Is something the matter?” he asked, fighting back a grin.

and i’ll maybe even fall in love again， and i’ll make sure i say it before it's too late.

“Will I?” he hummed out. “I suppose I shall.”

“Ha… Well, I am flattered that you’re flattered.” he laughed and rolled his eyes playfully. “I thought there was something about you. Turns out I was right.”

“Indeed I have. I tend to end up here more than not… Currently, I am on duty, but what more can someone get up to besides overindulgence here? I can let him out of my sight for a little bit.”

“Shoukera are tasked by god to record the sins of humans we are assigned to. That is my purpose.”

“I am not.” he shook his head. “I come from the heavens themselves— despite my kind being called shoukera, I am something similar to an angel.”

“Subspecies?” he repeated. “Huh, I never knew those existed.”

Ume slips a dollar into the jar before leaning in for a kiss.

“If I may ask, what are you then? If you are not human…”

“Oh, but I insist!” he grinned. “It is unfair to everyone else to have to pay but me. I believe in being fair~.”

“Oh? Are you not?” It’s not like Ume was either; he was no stranger to the supernatural.

Ume only hummed as he took a sip of his own. “I see. I have just never seen a human being able to pull off such feats before.”

“I see. So, then, you won’t tell me about the tiger trick?”

“So, is it true that magicians never reveal their secrets?”

you were a wonderful experience / you...were everything

“Oh?” Ume couldn’t help another laugh at that, a small grin pulling at his thin lips. He ordered a drink for both him and her before sliding into the seat next to her. “I’ll keep that in mind for next time I ever see you, then.”

𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ thank you for 200 followers,,,, insane to me that people like ume 😭 he was so underdeveloped when i first made this acc. thank you to everyone who helped me develop him better by rping with him lololol