( The smell of charcoal drew him in— from hunting down Rip’s last experiment to snagging one of these- biscuit coals. ) Oh these look * fire— mind if I-? ( Didn’t even wait for an answer, CRUNCH. )

windy. wild bird about to spawn in

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But baby, it was so good :(

Just say you hate me 😔

♇ᡣ𐭩 A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸 Minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; multi-ship w/ friends only.

( In bird form, perched on Ripley’s shoulders. ) ( Loser ahh bird providing his witch SOME heat. )

🙄 Fiiiiiine

Oh relax, you gotta burn this stuff anyways.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. ( Burning sage in his hands. )

You’re so mean. We’re going to get back and I’m going to tell everyone how mean you are. ( Moving closer anyways, personal flashlight. Fwoom. 🔥 )

Last I checked Frankenstein was a genius..

Sneezing.

windy. pyro when i get you

I was being sarcastic Can’t you snow somewhere else?

… Ice guy

It’s so fucking cold that I can’t have a moment alone— I am not a free space heater damnit. < ( Had to wrangle away from several crowds. Fans? Coworkers? Shit even Big Mama- )

𝕴 𝑠aw a 𝑝iece 𝑜f ℎeaven, ɯaiting Ꙇmpatient ᖴor ᙏe - 𝐃𝐨𝐰𝐧.

Break between arena battles 😋

windy. that fuckass face

Yeaaaaah— dude was just messing with ya’. Unless you’re hunting your meal then it shouldn’t be attacking you, live animals. ( Crunch crunch. Good charcoal, his flames are strengthening. 🔥 🔥 )

( He had to stop eating, hold in the snort— yeah no that was a failure. ) Okay— dude was totally fucking with you, toast won’t do that— there’s a chance that it may pop out of the toaster or burn your hand if you leave it in long enough but that’s about it.

windy. WHEEZING

Yeah— videos that show you how to do things, from making pancakes to checking the oil in your car. ( .. Maybe this guy needs a visual? ) Youtube is a website full of videos, all different kinds of media.

windy. THE TOAST??

windy. highly flammable you say-

Eh, don’t give yourself too much shit for it. At least it didn’t start resembling a witches brew. ( Crunch, crunch. ) Every tried watching how-to videos? Youtube has plenty of those. For like.. everything man.

( Oh those look so good— grabbing ahold of the plate. No fork needed, he grabbed one of those burnt frisbees and took a bite. ) I’m a Phoenix, bird of fire- ( Sage had enough decency to cover his mouth while he chewed. ) You failed horribly at pancakes but this is some damn good charcoal.

Yeah man— I mean it’s fire- and charcoal now probably. I’m made of fire, this is apart of my diet anyways.

… Can I eat it then?

windy. Sage eats bird? Cannibalism. Sage eats fire? Cannibalism. Sage eats bird cooked over flame? Double cannibalism.

Dude this happens to me all the time, just eat it.

CA— CAW !! 🦅

⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒

Ketchup is like the blood of Christ, but for tomatoes.

windy. I’m going to cream you so good baby 😋 😈

windy. About to get you some pancakes with some extra whipped cream 😋

windy. Pyro I love you can we makeout in the back of Ihop