every time I see tma I forget what the a stands for and all I can think is allowed. these are the ones ur allowed to be transmisogynistic to. big green thumbs up have at it man

me: jane looks like. doughy? she's like pale and moist. like I just pulled her out of the oven and went ohhhhh thats still raw she needs like a couple more minutes hana: what the fuck are you talking about

ppl seeing pink haired anime girl: wow this looks like ironmouse

getting an hsr leak in fucking v4 of beta or some shit like "hey guys actually sparxie is a sub dps not a main dps" we can literally read her kit. we know this. she has all the fucking evernight team buffing no one thought she wasn't meant to be yao subdps

went to the dmv to get new license today and had to give them my birth certificate that I've never updated bc of executive dysfunction along with the legal paperwork for the name change and when I handed it to the lady there was like, just the slightest change in her demeanor, like she didn't say

Thing Thing, Japan

one may be tempted to say selfcest is unproblematic, as it cannot be reflected in reality and cannot harm anyone real, but has one considered the humble system? has one considered the inherent power imbalance between the persecutor and the trauma holder?

@aporia432.bsky.social can I convince u to give me the @ if ur not using it

I need them to invent cigarettes that don't kill u. can they please invent cigarettes that u can just stim with and don't kill u. please

Astonishing how low clutch toddlers are. Situation gets even a little difficult and they crumble. Holding a cookie with the dog around, no shot they don’t drop it 2 to 3 times.

gen like beta or whatever is gonna grow up immersed in a fully ai generated internet and they're gonna develop a sixth sense for ai garbage and when we're in our fifties we're gonna have to find our nearest six year old to ask if something is real or not

went to the costco up here for the first time and the parking was less hellish and it was less crowded and it was bigger and had all the stuff I used to just have to hope was available it was so nice but they didn't have the fucking coffee I got at a costco 1 time that I've never seen again

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she's still cute yay :) my gfs conspiracy theory is that the alice in wonderland design elements are just tacked onto her original design and I kinda buy it. we'll never know but if it was changed it doesn't seem that bad if so

I have thoughts abt ysg zzz so I'm literally just gonna autism ramble abt gacha games and DID and act like bad gacha writing is indicative of societys views on did bc the only media I engage in anymore is stupid fucking gachas so if u don't care just ignore this

youtu.be/sdmT_kzVKBM I love hsr and it loves me back by giving me extremely average decent pull luck and then I log into zzz and say u are my evil disgusting child I only play when content is dry and it gives me the most batshit insane luck imaginable

*visiting china* oh here we go again hoyo making the second area a fucking liyue/xianzhou/waifei

*takes one sip of alcohol* I feel like my body is rejecting me

youtu.be/l5tNsmJie1A I 0 cycled anom arbitration yay kinda feels cheap bc I already had the favored team over invested but it was still fun getting there. I ended up not using my nice new ff speed tuning bc I ddd'd too much but oh well rip

my insane mother in law bought an AI washer and dryer and I'm going insane scrolling customer reviews for this thing and I'm like. is this person trying to fucking shove their dog in a washer. what the fuck

explaining to a californian that in places with a lot of water it can rain in the summer and they do not believe me

mourning edo star and vtuber sparkle and yokai designs it would've been peak

suffering is life

me: what if the fruits basket horse girl gave u a footjob but as a horse. so a hoofjob. she would probably crush ur dick. intentionally. now who's getting turned to glue. my wife: attempting to strangle me bc there is no other way to shut me up

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

#touhou #東方Project

my shoes finally died and for whatever reason my brain decided it wanted combat boots to be a personality trait of mine and they fucking hurt bc they are not broken in but they make me feel very lesbian

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

i love anomaly arbitration and cyrene she's really fun, I was worried how she would do compared to cipher and huohuo but it feels better than I thought it would. now it would be nice if the game would give me any fucking planars for her youtu.be/IFw2YzSaBbY

non consensual violence like sure I guess

landlord: provides no extra services landlord: that will be 200 more dollars a month in rent please. also the washer and dryers cost one full extra dollar each. don't worry though you get 3 more minutes in the dryer. you're welcome

she is trying to get an achievement on elation path of swarm disaster

okay i need you to watch this i picked up like 10 separate vocal stims from this one fucking video

achievement hunting in hsr and there were a bunch that required killing yanqing with different characters and when i finished the last one he dms me "hey uh can we fucking talk"

the leader is COOKING. you do not have the right to ENTER THE KITCHEN

jokes aside, can you imagine how you would handle it if you asked a human assistant "did you make all this up instead of actually doing any of the work", and that person responded to you with "good catch"

god forbid women do anything

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

new game mode is fun if u have brain damage for this game. thankfully I do have that brain damage I retried so many times for the stupid silver icon border just so I didn't lose to the whale on my friends list it was fun I rly like it youtu.be/AyBOJUee21U

rly funny that bc I have gacha autism I'm following a bunch of gacha content creators and I just get to watch the endless cycle of "wow new flashy gacha" "wow the devs rly listen and care" "what the fuck the devs are doing predatory stuff" "wow new flashy gacha"

the real hsr endgame isn't 3 star clearing moc 12 it's 3 star clearing moc 10 with ur shitty low invest teams

if castorice gets pregnant she gets abortions for free