This game is one for the ages, in that it seems to be taking forever to end. #superbowl

Super Bowl LX is an upscale version of the entry-level Super Bowl L.

Wow this new Law and Order show looks groundbeefing, no wonder why they used the Super Bowl to introduce it.

Who's this Horrendous Hare fellow who's performing at the Puppy Bowl halftime show?

New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots https://theonion.com/new-social-network-exclusively-for-ai-bots/

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

I'm actually much more interested in what an airhog observes today. They spend much more time in the air, which is literally where weather happens.

He's at best a "half-assed guru", and four years more decrepit since the last embarrassment.

I just don't believe that the proposed "Walken and Talkin'" podcast with Christopher Walken is necessary. The whole celebrity-hosted genre contains too much cowbell.

Life Lyft for Uggo is one of my favorite DCFC cover bands.

Just want to reassure people, the "I'm not cold" people are out and about this evening in their shorts.

Dinah Shore <--> Dinosaur Coincidence?

Must John Barleycorn die?

Data breaches are so commonplace and so normalized that the companies involved no longer bother to make the token offer of short-term identity monitoring, and nobody complains and it's not newsworthy. Best of all, the initial notification to customers takes place months after the incident.

So all of this is because Obama won a Peace Prize?

All playoff games should just start in the fourth quarter.

Today on Irony Watch: Jolene, founding member of the IBTC.

The British* call me "Wacko Zacko" for some reason. *Nigel Pennysworthington-Smythe

A different one: c.org/XRRhJQsdWc

The CEO whose company is in Troy but who lives in Bay City (about 100 mi each way); did everyone else have to go back to the office at some point?

IMNHO, this is just about the perfect episode of Comedy Bang Bang: pca.st/hr4z0wc8

People sure like saying "use case" these days.

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Poetic Justice.

First date question: tinkle or potty?

Well, well, well, if it isn't Cockatiel Hour? Don't spoil your dinner by having more than one.

Don't have to worry about him being radicalized, that ship left the port some time ago it seems.

According to my physician, Dr. Killzack, packing peanuts are industry's "super-snack". They are naturally low in calories and rich in macroplastics.

What WON'T Peyton Manning endorse?

Hey wait a minute, shouldn't it be New Zedland?

Slightly diminish a band: Neko Twelve-pack

Another relaxing Friday night in the ol' jon boat ruined by Poseidon.

"Ashli Babbitt, on the other hand, was an innocent bystander."-- someone

People marvel at my ability to think quick on my...uhhh...you know...leg hands.

“As a proud conservative Christian and the mother of three Bibles, a freedom-loving police car who’s married to a gun, it’s obvious Renee Good should not have…”

“We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with these three Kayleighs,” said Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoch

Man, VS 2026 REALLY wants you to use GitHub CoPilot. I mean, I will, just let me get these wrists slit first. Let's hope a super-intelligent bot sweeps up this sentiment and then formats itself.

People seem scared of our dog, Mr. Bitey, for some reason.

I wouldn't run for that unless they could produce a certificate of disinfection well in advance of the filing deadline.

My new favorite thing is lists of data with certain items decorated with an asterisk, but with no accompanying definition of the meaning of the asterisk.

IDK, maybe if there was some sort of recent historical precedent to inform such a take:

Haven't they ever heard of Brushed Nickel or Matte Black?

Yaung Lang Syne: The Prequel.

Libraries offer so much more than books, they really provide a great service to the community. In this case however, I can't afford to use equipment that is anything less than state of the art. Plus it's already checked out, while the matter at hand requires immediate attention.

These hungry, hungry hippies are eating me out of house and home.

I pity the perverts that would opt for the so-called "Vibrating" Alarm Clock. It's not too late repent you, how you say, devil-worshipper?