I predict Habs are gonna break their own lowest shots on goal record but win the game. Craziness!! GO HABS GO!!!

The entire administration is just an AI chat bot trained on GI Joe.

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

Not one but TWO editorials about how much of a communist Mamdani is in Wapo today. One advising dems not to fall prey to his commie instincts from bro at the AEI. The other condemning him for supporting nurses. Thank God we have Bezos to tell us how to feel about democratic socialism!

Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.

Guys, this is not just any right-wing news guy, this is David Zere, the one-time owner of a pasta factory and the representative for a Russian "mob-tied" real estate developer for a Long Island project.

#phish ⭕️ #pick5 MSG N3 12.30.25 Tweezer SOAM Mound Free Hey Stranger Let’s GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Welcome to the trolligarchy.

It's pretty fucking fearless to go back and do your goddamn oversight visit where they last framed you for assault.

Sometimes, when I have a spare $7k sitting around and I’m wondering what to do with it, I decide to get an aggressively hideous purse that looks like celery.

What do you buy for the billionaire who has everything? How about this butt shaped bag from Bergdorf? Make it easy for them to display their obscene wealth through such prodigal bad taste.

Canadian TV show mocks Donald Trump.

Democrats have a winning message: people can’t afford to live. But solving the affordability crisis means Dems will have to confront their crypto and Wall Street backers. From Robert Kuttner: trib.al/7mOtJmo

The problem with est dems in two screenshots:

Thus always to the motherfuckin tyrants

In DC on Saturday for #nokings— I’ll be in a sloth costume doing interpretive dance, come find me and dance!! (This video is not me! Hope to see fellow dancing sloth there tho!) youtube.com/shorts/lKr3o...

There's no such thing as a democracy Roomba. We're going to have to clean all this shit up ourselves. Find an event at the link, and come join millions of your neighbors on October 18 for No Kings Day. www.nokings.org

Phish N2 Hampton picks: 1. SOAM 2. Crosseyed 3. Scent of a Mule 4. Taste 5. Say it to me S.A.N.T.O.S.

Phish at Hampton was rockin last night! Party on! Looking forward to tonight and Sunday, I feel like the energy is gonna just keep ramping up. Forever grateful to these four magicians.

Gavin Newsom, Tim Walz, gov Pritzker. Who’s next? Get off the weaksauce train!!

YEAH THATS RIGHT now can the DNC just hire Mamdani’s social media team after he trounces Cuomo for the second time? This is how it’s done.

After that sick spac run, decided to get Hampton tix. Now I’m so excited I have a headache!!! #phish

Still the best band in the world, still awesome af after not seeing them for 20 years. #phish

Cosmo appreciates a nice sheepskin rug.

Lazy Cosmo Sunday

So one way to destroy forever chemicals is for us to drink them, I guess.

Happy spring!

Good morning from Cosmo and this bag

Not a care in the goddamn world.

Hey fellas: is having sex with women gay?

it’s the stupid, economy

Finally got around to deactivating my Twitter account. Worried they’ll still be able to see all my anti-Trump stuff.

Madness on the floor of the senate right now. Absolute madness the dems are capitulating like this. They had one tiny piece of power and instead of using it they knelt down and handed it over. For nothing.

You ever notice how people who say the tariffs will cause "some disturbances" and "some discomfort" are people with a net worth in millions and billions WHO WILL NEVER FEEL THE FUCKING PAIN? YOU will feel it. I will feel it. But our pain is a sacrifice they're willing to make.

The dems need to kick into high gear. Today. Not only to try to change this fascist direction we’re headed in but to signal the rest of the world that the opposition party and at least half the country are completely against what Trump-n-em are doing. We need to align with our allies and fight.

Gotta admit this is kinda fun gulfof.mapquest.com

A thread. Best Phish shows by year 1991-2004. My choices for shows I attended and ones I didn’t. 75 shows attended 91-04. Will visit future years another time

At least we have cats.

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

We’re only a couple weeks in and already I see peoples’ eyes glaze over. I already feel like Cassandra. I’m trying to tell folks the things that are happening and they just don’t want to believe it. I’m not talking about Trump voters, either. People are checking out. We’re so fucked.

Baby Cosmo hated Nazis.

Cats hate treasonous bastards.

“We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.” – Ronald Reagan (1988)

Daily hip hop lyrics: I got a letter from the DMV The other day I opened and read it It said they were suckers. —The Pharcyde

And as the aristocracy develops, government tends more and more to act exclusively in the interests of the ruling class

Why is everyone on my local weatherman FB page (who started shit by posting about the Gulf name) insisting that Trump changed the name to get around Biden’s drilling ban that only applies to the Mexican Gulf not the American one? Where are they getting this? It’s resonating.

Sent her a thank you note. Let her know there are more of us, than them! BISHOP MARIANN EDGAR BUDDE Washington National Cathedral 3101 Wisconsin Ave. NW Washington, DC 20016

My hero. May we all find just a tiny bit of her courage.

Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections." Each defendant assaulted him.