I am so beyond thrilled to announce (🥁 roll please) that I'm represented by James McGowan at Bookends Literary! Cheers to a new adventure, and I am endlessly grateful to my writing friends who offered me immeasurable support in the trenches. <3 #writingcommunity #amagented

I'm entering a vague era 🥲👀🥹

LET THEM *BE* CAKE 🍰 Under a fascist empire led by a queen whose touch can turn bodies into sugar, a grieving royal translator finds solace in outlawed books. But when caught, she must escape and lead the revolution inspired by her defiance, or face being turned into royal dessert. #roundtablementor

WEREWOLVES X GRADY HENDRIX Brandy’s werewolf husband doesn't remember killing the locals that appear on their lawn during full moons, leaving Brandy to choose: believe him and solve the murders, or finally admit that true love shouldn't require this much bleach. #A #Mys #MH #ND #DVpit

Being married to a werewolf isn't all that practical, and if Brandy can't figure out why Caleb's full-moon bloodlust has spiraled out of control, it might even be fatal. TO HAVE & TO HOWL is my love letter to all us millennials who didn't grow out of our supernatural loving phases 🌙 #A #Mys #DVpit

SUCH SHARP TEETH x SANTA CLARITA DIET in Grady Hendrix Style: Brandy and her werewolf husband are living their happily ever after. ...Until bodies start appearing on their lawn during full moons and local hunters bet on who can take down the mysterious 'bear wolf' first. #DVpit #A #Mys

Being married to a werewolf is ruff. Brandy has helped Caleb manage his full moon 'condition' for years without incident. However, when bodies start piling up on their lawn, her limit is put to the test. Does 'for better or worse' include murder? #A #DVpit #Mys #MH #LGBT

SANTA CLARITA DIET + Werewolves Caleb's full moon bloodlust is out of control. Brandy is sick of finding corpses on the lawn—locals Caleb 'doesn't remember' attacking. (Convenient.) Will their marriage survive? More importantly, will the town? #Mys #A #DVpit #ND #LBGT

What happens when the werewolf 🐺 x goth teen 💀 get married and grow up? You get: SUCH SHARP TEETH X GRADY HENDRIX 🩸 Suspicious murders 🙃 Jaded adults 🌲 Small town vibes 🧛‍♂️ A Victorian-Era vampire 🥨 And one hell of a twist ending #A #Mys #ND #MH #DVpit

Brandy thought her carefully sourced cadavers were enough to sate her werewolf husband's bloodlust. But once locals start reporting attacks by a bear-like creature with a wolf's head on full moons, she's forced to face a terrifying possibility: she married a monster. And he's hungry. #A #Mys #DVpit

Day 6 of #DVparty! My WIP is still in outlining phases, but the idea I have is WILDERNESS OF GIRLS x THE LAMB. Excited to see where it goes!

#DVparty day five is tricky for me because I can only write with instrumental music on; the lyrics distract me too much! Anyway, this is the song I played on a loop because I adore the weird eerie ambience. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6tl...

Day four of #DVparty! What can I say, who is Caleb to resist? #querying #A #Mys Excited for #DVpit next week, see you all soon! :)

#DVparty time! Here's the first line from my werewolf novel, #querying now! #A #Mys

My main character? Meet Brandy: a former supernatural-obsessed goth who married her high school sweetheart, a werewolf. Now she's a jaded adult who spends the morning after every full moon cleaning up their blood-soaked basement. (Turns out, marrying a werewolf isn't practical.) #DVparty #querying

Can't wait for Dvpit next week! I've got a few fun moodboard (not including this one) for my supernatural mystery! #querying #A #DVparty #Mys

UNHOLY TRINITY is what would happen if George Orwell and Margaret Atwood tripped on MK-ULTRA drugs together, watched "Real Genius" and "The Last Castle," got the plots mixed up, and then wrote dystopian AU fanfic about it. #UnhingedPit #A #SpF #Q (Now w/ 500% more Tumblresque character moodboards)

A little #UnhingedPit meme for Dream WIP ✨ Because currently, these three are going through it. #W #F #YA

#UnhingedPit "All comp titles must be 5+ yrs old" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Try at least 500+! Pyramus & Thisbe x Ovid Metamorphoses x Orlando Furioso CLOAKS & DAGGERS #HistFic #Romance #Adventure #humor #CS 'Cause a Renaissance RomCom's a thing, right?

Listen, we’ve had our share of night-adjacent shadowy boys in romantasy. It’s time we got some queer rep! 🏳️‍🌈✨💕 (They’re the main love interest and literally the night sky trapped in a mortal form so 👀) #UnhingedPit #A #Q #F #LGBT

Josh Keller is simultaneously both of these extremes 👇 FF7 x PRINCESS BRIDE x READY PLAYER ONE x 2000s-ERA WARPED TOUR THREE CHEERS FOR NPC REVENGE #UnhingedPit #Q #SFF #R

Lucy Jean the Coloring Queen (Fancy Nancy x The Day the Crayons Quit) is an all in one combo of STEAM, neurodiversity, and emotional regulation concepts. Agents, follow the lead of parents, teachers, librarians, etc. who would love this book, and smash that like button 😉. #q #pb #unhingedpit

I had an affair with my art prof, but that's not what my story is about. Unfortunately I'm due to discover my blood runs thick with curses, that I'm a beither witch. And who's destined to hunt down my dragon? If you guessed my soulmate, you'd be correct. #UnhingedPit #Q #NA #UF

#UnhingedPit #F #H #A #CS Uh oh, looks like it's 2015 and the crew of BLUDEYE BEACH got Tumblr accounts...

7 reasons why you should NOT read Cursed Blessings #UnhingedPit #A #F #LGBT #Q

Red flags for my Sapphic bubblegum horror Lyric's red flags: Obsessed with her best friend In the midst of a coming of rage Eleanor's red flags: Will ditch you for boys Possibly a cult member Is the last person said boys were seen with before they disappeared #unhingedpit #YA #H #AG

i can't decide if my couple is toxic or just stupid #unhingedpit #q #wf

Comps and inspirations for my #YA Sapphic Urban Fantasy. "A depressed goth girl falls in love with a gargoyle and must save Hell." City of Bones Percy Jackson Depression The Buffyverse College life Within Temptation Wizard of Oz The Chemical Brothers Lisa Frank Wednesday Addams #Q #F #UnhingedPit

Free crochet pattern for #UnhingedPit! Imagine Prince Cole's surprise when he opened an umbrella & was showered by 30 thumb monsters. Definitely not put there by his bff, hunky royal guard Luc Croft. (they're not in love what are you talking about) Forewarning 54k, 5 agent RQ's #Q #A #F #R #LGBT

The Fairy King (Cruel Prince x ACOTAR X Twilight without the emotionally constipated MCs, plus hot Irish fae guys). Marcy is chased by the headless horseman, finds out her boyfriend is a vampire, and her dad has gone missing in a mysterious fire... all on her 21st birthday. #unhingedpit #R #F #NA #W

HEARTBURN x Robert Frost's MENDING WALL x THE DISCREET CHARM OF THE BOURGEOISIE Who's ready for a game of Red! Flag! Bingo! THIS ENDS NOW? Uh, no. Bingo first. Second prize is Gregory Shipp out of your life. Forever. First prize? He's not going anywhere. Try not to win. #UnhingedPit #UP #A #Q

Heartbroken & need a new🏡to live? Boy, do we have an offer for you! Why not try an Arranged Marriage today? Comes complete with: No Love Pact Plenty of bickering Faking💘for the MIL & the all-important question of “How long before the arrangement becomes inconvenient?” #UnhingedPit #W #A #R

Abby is an inexperienced detective, and Alyssa would rather be sneezed on by a congested elephant than take your case... but if you’re desperate, they’re probably as good as you’re going to get. A mystery/comedy. #UnhingedPit #SP

Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 10min): 💨x65 - raptured 💨x1* - gaza 🔓 💨x1* - democracy 🔓 💨x58 - tylenol 💨x53 - acetaminophen 💨x51 - rapture 💨x1* - ukraine 🔓 💨x42 - teleprompter 💨x34 - paracetamol 💨x25 - rambling *🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img) #йобанарусня 🇺🇦 (Something not right?

The '90s human girl x werewolf boyfriend are all grown up and living in married bliss. But once bodies of locals start appearing every full moon, our headstrong fmc has a choice: solve the killings or admit true love shouldn't require this much bleach. #A #T #Q #UnhingedPit

I’m sure you’re all invested by now, so here’s PART 3 of Chicken Shop Date with my main characters. Anticipating a lovely happy ending for them because nothing bad ever happens in dystopian fiction, ever 🥰 #unhingedpit #Q #YA #DYS #T #SF

#UnhingedPit #YA #S #Q #superheroes #midwest #minnesota #nerds #comedy #popnotsoda #don'tfalloffskyscrapers #mallofamerica #stomperboots #quarterbackxskaterboy #teensofteendads #ginger #bite #homeschooled #wearmasktakepicturesbutnotlikeinastalkerway #losershavecatallergies #somuchpropertydamage

Me, trying not to get distracted #unhingedpit #q #t

Up North they say heritage doesn't matter. Only who you choose to become. Then why do they keep looking at me as if I was *her*? And why do I keep searching for my answers in her work? #UnhingedPit #SF #Q #A THE CURRENCIES WE CHOOSE

ANIMAL FARM x THE GOOD PLACE BREAKING NEWS! Corporate hell doesn’t end with life. It continues in the Afterlife! #A #F #UnhingedPit

#unhingedpit #YA #SF #Q A canva flyer? Our hope to finding the cure to a fatal neurotoxin lies within the people who push out updates like this?! Be for real.

Ascher doesn't know who Elsebeth truly is, but then again, he doesn't know who he truly is either. Thankfully, a fairy godmother owed his family a favor. #UnhingedPit #A #R #F #Q

🚩Boy meets girl. 🚩Girl forgets to mention her twin siblings are cult leaders. 🚩The twins’ love language? Murder. 🚩Sunday Roast isn’t pork, it’s John. 🚩 🚩 🚩 everywhere, but I'm sure it's fine! It’s the r/AITA: Cult Edition™ | #UnhingedPit | #Q | #H | #A | #AmQuerying | #WritingCommunity |

ANIMAL FARM x THE GOOD PLACE AITA for needing to eat souls? I look like a cat I act like a cat I talk like a cat But… I am not a cat All I want is some souls to sustain me in my afterlife What’s so wrong about that? #A #F #UnhingedPit

What if I made Event Horizon gay? And made Sam Neils character worse? And the mcs are fucking hot? And the rivers ran red as though as blood? [ #UnhingedPit #A #SF #H #R #LGBT #CS ]

Cryptids are tricky especially when they’re hungry… follow Alice’s advice and you’ll be just fine.. after all curse breakers and cryptids go together like peanut butter and lasagna. #cryptids #magic #mgfantasy #bluecrew #bluesky #amquerying #F #MG #Q #UnhingedPit

You just found out that your landlord/next door neighbor is actually 3k year old satyr. Do you: a. confront him b. doink like rabbits & make him your sex toy (satyrs have a well-deserved reputation after all) c. oops, fall in love If you're Maya, you do all of the above! #p #a #r #lgbt #UnhingedPit

#UnhingedPit #F #A #Q 💉

AITA for sleeping with my married ex? ✨We listen and we don't judge✨ She taught me power dynamics so it seemed only right that I show her how I've learned to top like a good girl since we last saw each other. And she said they're ENM. So, AITA? #UnhingedPit #YA #F #R #LGBT #Q