"You have 5 seconds to explain why you missed Mass."

My ten year old niece grew up thinking Donald Trump was the Son of God because every time he was on TV I’d whisper, “Jesus Christ.”

This seems sensible enough.

Exactly this.

Always treat your closest friends with respect, like I do.

Be kind to yourself. It's hard enough out there without having to fight yourself. youtu.be/62nFkkjhFC4

VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM! However Measles can cause encephalitis and brain damage. Chickenpox can lead to permanent scars. Meningitis has long term consequences like seizures and motor function disorders. Polio can cause respiratory paralysis. Vaccines are SAFE and prevent life long misery.

His priorities are clear, you have to give him that.

Dr. Oz said a weight loss drug could help Americans lose 131 billion pounds by next year. Okay, let's fact-check. 131 billion pounds / 300 million Americans = 436.7 meaning every man, woman, child needs to lose 436.7 pounds for this to be true. Nope. I call BS.

Future Canadian Headline: Pierre Poilievre Accidentally Crosses Floor and Joins Liberals "It was a mistake," he said, "I saw so many Conservatives over here, so I just assumed..."

Have a safe and happy Halloween!

"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like, and let the food fight it out inside." - Mark Twain

Hmm... it's as if something happened between 2016 and 2020 and again in 2025. Gosh, what could it be?

A good reminder.

This is the sort of smart-assery that makes the internet worthwhile.

My hair may be thin now that I'm older, but you know what's even thinner? DJT's skin.

This scene resonated with me.

This quote is in my mind a lot more these days...

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Truth. AND several Raptures as well.

What hope is there after it all crumbles? Surrender and flow into the rivers whose paths we may not be known, but will go beyond perceived obstacles. Journey the road that burns safety blankets, but liberates. Then rise from the ashes. #UnhingedPit 🤪🫠 #A #Q #F #CliFi #hopepunk 🔥 🌱

#UnhingedPit #SP These aren't the detectives you're looking for. But sometimes, you don't have a choice.

Missing: Rikma Nadia, aspiring professional ballerina 18 years old, 5'8", 110 lbs long auburn hair, periwinkle eyes Last seen with Wolf: 18 years old, 6'1", gray eyes, hair white with black & gray mottling, pushy & smirky Contact Nick Slater with information #UnhingedPit #CS #YA #F #M #R #MH

ANIMAL FARM x THE GOOD PLACE BREAKING NEWS! Corporate hell doesn’t end with life. It continues in the Afterlife! #A #F #UnhingedPit

"Buried Myself Alive" by The Used x "Decade Under the Influence" by TBS x "I Just Saw a Face" by The Beatles x "Such Great Heights" by Postal Service x "Through the Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce x "Welcome to the Black Parade" by MCR x "Just Like Heaven" by The Cure #UnhingedPit #Q #SFF #R

The '90s human girl x werewolf boyfriend are all grown up and living in married bliss. But once bodies of locals start appearing every full moon, our headstrong fmc has a choice: solve the killings or admit true love shouldn't require this much bleach. #A #T #Q #UnhingedPit

Abby is an inexperienced detective, and Alyssa would rather be sneezed on by a congested elephant than take your case... but if you’re desperate, they’re probably as good as you’re going to get. A mystery/comedy. #UnhingedPit #SP

I procrastinate too much. I still haven't scheduled my mid-life crisis yet and I'm close to 60.

For anyone going through it today...

After losing his Ontario seat, Pierre Poilievre won a new seat out west. Nice to see Alberta finally embracing recycling.

Bruce Campbell is the best.

It's been said you should "be the change you wish to see" and I wish to see one less ice cream bar in my freezer.

I live in metro-Vancouver (Canada), where it's perfectly normal for elementary schools to have bears, cougars, coyotes, and bobcats in the area and we don't think twice about leaving our kids there.

“I went on a guilt trip. They lost my luggage.” - Steven Wright

IYKYK...

Seems like the perfect time for me to post this one again.

Work Tip for Introverts: Rename the printer close to you to "Status: Offline" and then nobody else will print there. 😜

Happy "Leafs Elimination Day" for those who celebrate.

Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media. Great job Harvard!👏👏👏

Great job Australia for rejecting Trumpism. It's one more thing you have in common with us Canadians. Cheers! #auspolitics #AusVotes2025

Some terrific relaxation tips.

Turns out he was right. I hope he reflects on this.

It's really this simple.

Looks like the blood donor clinics around Vancouver are fully booked right now for the next few days, including the clinic on Oak and the one in Surrey. If you are able and want to donate, do it when there's an opening. Even if you donate later this week, it will help. www.blood.ca/en#:~:text=1...

Due to the mass-casualty event in Vancouver, St Paul's, VGH, & Lions Gate hospitals have activated a code orange. These hospitals will be needing blood donations urgently. Blood clinics are closed Sundays, but please consider donating Monday if you're in the Vancouver area. #Vancouver

CBC: "Many Canadians have cancelled their trips to the US." CNN: "Tourism is down in the US, as visitors from abroad avoid the country." FOX News: "Trump has fulfilled his promise of reducing border crossings."

I looked it up. Musk: a substance with a penetrating persistent odor obtained from the anal glands of a weasel. That really does suit him.

Well, this is a cheesy pickup line...

Truth.