LETS GOOOO 🐖 🥓

I yearn for the vat of stuff.

"Uh oh, this file exceeds the size limit" "The max file size is 10mb. Upgrade to Discord Nitro to upload files up to 500 mb"

Angry Sweaty Latex Maid💢

This looks interesting 👁️ youtu.be/5B7lSE9o-cU?...

Not a single thought between them.

I know I'm going to wake up in the morning and see like 100 people asking me if I sent the Mr beast scam shit or if I got mad and I already know it's going to ruin my day. This week has already been a shit pit and this really is the straw that split the camel in two.

If you see this,it's not me. I'm absolutely fucking fuming rn. I don't know how this happened,I don't click on ANY links on discord that aren't someone sending me a stray YouTube video.

When I lock you in the dog crate but I lost the key because I'm fucking stupid.

This entire website is held together by duct tape and dreams I swear to God.

@coolhooves.bsky.social doodle of the reason why we don't have limbo at birthday parties anymore. :(

I got a ban because I was a little too mean to the AI bros.

Oh good he actually took the gogurt out of the packa...aaah, okay.

I hate that I can't edit posts because if I misspell something in a comment,I just have to delete it. lmao

According to @bsky.app , transphobes are "protected groups"

hey siri what is the Streisand effect

Me when I'm commissioning some weird bullshit that came into my head at 3 AM.

It really is all wedge issues. You see differentiation between The Extreme Kinks. The Weird Kinks. Legislators don't. Suits don't. Businessmen don't. But they see you griping about one or two of those kinks and see it as broad consent to get rid of everything. It will keep happening.

I had an HP Deskjet printer years ago that I fucking hated so much that once I got a better printer from a different brand,I took it outside and shot it until it was just printer particles. Every time I mow that corner of the property Im STILL finding chunks of it.

We need reverse Pinkertons,where they just bust into shareholder meetings and kick the absolute Jesus out of everyone in the room for 15-45 minutes.

yall can we help with this?

@coolhooves.bsky.social had a fantastic T-shirt idea.

scary times for pizza guys

When you got the diarhehe and someone's making you laugh so hard you're having to put all of your energy into not shitting yourself.

This cutie quickly regretted his choices after being caught shoplifting by the store's employees and their boss. After threatening to call the police, he pleaded with the owner to let him go just this once! Maybe they can work something else out... #femboy #forcefem

:D

If you're feeling sad,just imagine Freddy Fazbear getting sucked into an MRI machine. Like REALLY fast.

when we disparaged claude it was his 13th reason why

FUNNIEST POSSIBLE REASON

How I speak to my beasts

skeb

Accidentally microwaved a corndog for 30 minutes. I had to take it outside because it was on fire.

NO

astral projecting into the minds of our brave troops overseas, dancing like that one fuckass grubhub ad, burger in my hand, as they lay nearby stricken with sleep paralysis and hunger in their bunks. hopefully this psychic technique spurs several of Epstein's Angels into some full metal jacket shit

I legitimately thought Laura loomer was in her mid 40s, only to find out she's younger than me what the fuck???

youtube.com/shorts/wL21M... I love this dude.

A hilarious interaction I saw on an ad comment section on the old people social media website.

Time to repost some cute Sailor Moon comics that haven't been posted to Bluesky yet ✨️ #sailormoon #comics #yuri #lgbt

Not me yelling "AY YO THAT'S FORKBOY" when they played it in Rango for .5 seconds at 500x speed.