Yes this: I would also add in the demolition of trans rights but I sadly suspect that doesn’t move as many dials electorally in terms of putting people off. (It has put me off big time even before the other rightward moves.)

All the facts are there. Funded by cryptocurrency and off shore tax evaders. Full of racists. No interest in public service. illegal campaigning. Farage was an architect of Brexit and it's made us all poorer. No fucking excuses. If you vote for them you're vindictive, stupid or both

I don't know how your day is going, but the roofers working on the house next door dropped a roof tile on my car, so I've had better ones. (they're going to get it repaired, of course)

That'll surely make it even more congested?

Go fuck yourselves.

The last 2 times I've attempted to get into London, there's been objects caught in the overhead wires. Today there was a broken down freight train this morning. They cleared that and now there's a broken rail. Something definitely doesn't want me to travel.

This is why my calendar and brain are such a fucking nightmare. "I never do anything, I'm so lonely" "Oh fuck, I've arranged something for every evening this week, when am I supposed to sleep?"

I don't feel like I've been to enough theme parks yet this year.

I'm extremely tired, but for some reason have just spent far too long attempting to get fullscreen Dosbox to actually fill the screen on a Mac, rather than just displaying at exactly the same size in the centre with a big empty surround. I've done it before on another laptop but can't remember how.

Been making doughnuts. Tried a different recipe to my previous ones. I don't think it's as good, to be honest.

The /r/ididnthaveeggs subreddit is full of gems like this 😁

Just went down a long long rabbithole about how to play something from the Apple Podcast app on a Google speaker. One of those things that you'd expect to be easier...

Every recipe blog's comments section: "Your recipe sucks! I replaced the flour with Rice Krispies and the eggs with wood glue and the icing with dishwasher rinse aid, and it didn't look anything like the picture. Why is your recipe so bad?"

There's probably all sorts of shit I'd be better off with medication for, but because my brain can't articulate it into a way I can explain to a GP, and is also entirely incapable of ringing up for literally anything unless a body part is falling off, it's not going to happen.

Just noticed how sunburnt the bottom half of my face got today.

I bought some fancy sourdough "toasting bread" the other day because it was reduced in the supermarket. It's shit. It doesn't even absorb butter very well. The fake Warburtons in Aldi is much better.

The vegetable drawer at the bottom of my fridge is an ADHD trap. Things go in there and I never think about them again, until I dig them out about 2 months later, impressed at how much they've sprouted.

I still don't understand the popularity of Oreos. If we want a shit, vaguely chocolatey biscuit, Bourbons are half the price.

Oh no. Won’t someone think of the arseholes? futurism.com/artificial-i...

a 16 year old trans girl got brutally stabbed to death and the media and political response was to reintroduce section 28, implement conversion therapy on the nhs, and strip every trans person in the country of our civil rights while smearing us all as rapists.

Put a clean jumper on. Within an hour I'd spilled jam down it.

Finally booked myself some more spin classes after about a month of not doing it.

PIP isn’t an out of work benefit, it’s a small amount of money to cover the extra costs associated with being disabled, the Govt and media have tried to frame it as an out of work benefit so the public are more likely to grass on disabled people, and to stop claims from disabled people who work

Thursday

YouTube, after you've watched a video: "Here are 3 more videos. You've already watched 2 of them, and the 3rd is literally the opposite of everything you like."

I do hate late night trains

He just wants you to be his chum

Dear all UI designers, if you're going to truncate text or URLs, for fuck's sake at least let us hover the mouse over them to see the full thing.

Anyone with a brain knows what has ramped up this kind of hate in Britain: politicians, out of control media commentators, and dangerous online extremist gobshites with massive numbers of cult followers

Me whenever anyone asks what I fancy doing

The only way to let me know that you're down to bang that works is to literally tell me you're down to bang, and of course it's something I personally would never do under any circumstances.

Ah the bloody snooker is still going 🙄

I did not expect this to be as funny as it is.

I have a lot of time for @kateosbornemp.bsky.social; she is a true ally. However, no explanation of the rise of discrimination and violence against LGBT+ people in the UK makes sense without acknolwedging the complicitly and encouragement of the Labour government. 1/

Just read a story from a shop assistant about a customer who couldn't comprehend that some bread comes unsliced and you do it yourself. I'd assume they made it up, except that during my time in retail I once had to explain to a customer how to use a toaster. And I mean "Bread does in, lever down"

I'd love it if I got to the end of a work day and didn't feel so tired. I'm not even doing anything strenuous. Every morning I think "after work I'll do [list of things]" and every evening it gets to 6pm and I just want to sleep.

I'm sorry if this gives you negative vibes

People I actually know in real life... any of you Izzard fans?

I'm in a tribute act that sing songs about electrical wiring. We're called Earth, Live & Neutral.

I never thought I'd say this, but I may have put too much Lea & Perrins in the lamb pies I made yesterday. It's kind of overwhelmed everything else.

Still haven't quite worked out how people have time to do... stuff. Today I had rowing and a trip to the theatre in London, then home where I needed to do some cooking, so yet another day when the 824 other jobs that desperately need doing didn't happen.

I very much enjoyed watching all of www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp0L... - if you like games and/or theme parks, and maybe YouTube things like Jet Lag, it may well be very much up your street.

How is it only just gone 11.30 when it feels like I've been at work all day?

Just realised why this morning isn't going very well - I've not had any tea.

Happy St George’s Day 🙏🏼❤️

One thing that's extremely annoying on retailer websites is where they blend "marketplace sellers" in with their own stock. If I'm on there, I usually want to check if my local physical store is likely to have a product and if so how much.

Slack email: "You have 30 unread messages" Me: "Yes, because I've been on fucking holiday, chill your boots"

Travelled on a class 444 for the first time yesterday - was very surprised that for a longer-distance train they basically have no luggage space at all. Ended up having to wedge my case between two seat-backs in the middle of the carriage.

Ventured into the usual heap of shit podcasts the BBC likes to lump into "Comedy" on its Sounds thing to try to find one of my favourite comedy panel shows, only to find this week's has a comedian I can't stand, so I don't want it anyway.

When I'm extremely tired and want to go to bed, of course my electric toothbrush decides to die on me.