Blessed Be the Sparkly Twinks

Jesus would slap the shit outta the maker of those ads.

I just found 3 dozen unfrosted sugar cookies that I forgot I made. I also have a quart of frosting for them in the 'fridge. Y'all have fun with your Dry January and new fitness regime. I'll be over here eating sugary delights and washing them down with the good Bourbon.

The never-ending season

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

Rest well, lovely fellow. Thanks.

Favorite sign, favorite young man (standing through the car's sunroof),and favorite Momma driving her son around our state Capitol to the delight of we the people as we took full advantage of our First Amendment rights. Well done, Team Raleigh. Next time, let's add some music. FDJT

"The Eagles are my favorite band after the Doors"

Youngest Son: "Is this Mötorhead?: Me: "it is." YS: "Thank god. You've been listening to far too much whiney-shit lately. Alt-Country is fine but it's important to Rock tf out on the eve of the revolution" Teach your children well.

I, too, am pro this.

Mourn, protest, dance.

I'm with Jim

Senator Thom Tillis is a loathsome pile of steaming offal.

This might be the best skeet of our times, and the comments are MARVELOUS.

I'm drinking Manhattans out of the Deco-glassware and eating peanut butter & Thai chilis on water crackers because I'm a grownup, and I do what I want. Most everything about being grown kinda sux, but this snack in front of a toasty fire is a fine respite from the fuckery. Find your joy, Friends.

In the wake of January 6, there was a thing January 6 researchers liked to say: the insurrection is ongoing. The response from many online was—oh, how droll, how arch, how emptily provocative. But we meant it. We were dead serious. Now we see that his pardons were part of a continued insurrection.

THE PEOPLE ARE NOT INVITED TO THE INAUGURAL TRANSFER OF POWER, BUT FOREIGN OLIGARCHS AND LITERAL NAZIS ARE AND MOST EVERYONE IS ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL Fuck

Listifications sends me a DM every time someone blocks me here. I'm up to 5, and I gotta say it chuffs me to no end.

NC is preparing to toss 60,000 votes from registered eligible voters because the GOP's candidate can't handle the fact that he lost his race for the State Supreme Court. My kid is on the list. He registered at 18, voted in '22, and voted this time at the BOE with a BOE-issued ID. The NCGOP is filth

Just a heads-up in case you feel like downloading some stuff that will likely disappear in two weeks

I'm going to need politicians to STFU about the public being "insensitive and ghoulish" in our reaction to UHC's CEO getting snuffed if they happen to be among those who autographed BOMBS that murdered Palestinians. We see the ghouls, and it ain't us.

"Renee, why don't YOU run for office?" Because I am incapable of not saying, "Listen here, motherfucker" when debating stupid and evil people, mostly.

Ugh. He ain't gonna fuck you Mark. And he ain't gonna give you a job. Dummy.

Pure comedy. I didn't expect Trump to take credit for what's happening *quite this quickly,* but there it is already! (Also, the border isn't being "effectively closed," but whatever.)

"Aren't you a little old to be running around without a bra?" was the question from a prude woman as I pumped gas. I swear people are ridiculous. I was clearly standing still. I haven't run anywhere in a decade. And fwiw, I AM too old to give a shit about foundation garments.

So Mika and Dilbert went down to Mara-Stinko to kiss the führer's ring, and Dems are surprised and "OUTRAGED." Heh. Stupidest country ever.

Elon is just Marjorie Taylor Greene with more toes.

Call the House Ethics Committee 202-225-7103 Then call your Rep. Actually DO something aside from pissing in the wind on social media

If you find out Nazis are marching through your town and you do not amass a group of folks with Louisville Sluggers with which to handle that shit you are part of the problem A few years ago, the Klan announced a parade in NC. Thousands left offices and homes to confront them. The kkk didn't show.

Came home from the bar last night and clearly decided to follow the least amusing people on the internet. My "following" feed is like sitting at the lunch table with dozens of 2nd grade boys. Gotta fix that asap. I've had my fill of stupid shit from dim bulbs.

No, no the fuck they will not. White Supremacy tatts are a feature, not a bug for the upcoming administration

It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.

When the tariff shit starts I'm going to need a lead on an Irish-butter smuggler.

It gets worse.

Novice fungi finders: "I think it's turkey-tail" "I think you're right" "But what if we're wrong?" "The mushroom app says even if we're not right nothing that looks like it will kill us" "Cool" *please do not eat weird stuff you find on your walk* -mgt