Not now, please

ICE reports 8000% increase in lying about assaults

Dick Cheney was guilty of many horrible crimes but the worst of them was when he possessed Bruce Wayne’s body and turned Batman into a serial killer.

I love homemade Halloween decorations. My neighborhood has some great ones. I added some pictures to my blog. monsterobjects.com/2025/10/31/h...

I love how HiDive just assigns random release dates to episodes. All of these episodes came out last month.

Call of the Night season 2 opener goes hard. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA6t...

I’m not a lawyer, but it seems like the statement “we’re just going to kill people” is the kind of thing that could come back to bite you at your murder trial

This month is the 10-year anniversary of my Monster Objects art display. I've brought back out the life-sized Minecraft models that I first made then. You can see pictures and read more on monsterobjects.com #monsterobjects

NO KINGS is literally the most pro-America statement

Recycled yard signs are great for making Halloween decorations:

In case you need this today:

Meanwhile in #Portland

How your email finds me… in October:

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I just backed Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

Slightly downgrade a band: Concern at the Disco

Hearing lots of Tylenol jokes today. Please be aware that while it is very safe at recommended doses, it gets toxic very quickly at higher doses.

If you see this, post a witch!

In “Secrets of a Silent Witch” episode 11, Monica Norton wins her first chess game playing as black. The game she played that matches her scorecard is a famous game by the genius Nimzowitsch. I love it when storytellers get chess details right. www.chessgames.com/perl/chessga...

We have always been at war with Venezuela

I’m not a lawyer, but it seems like the slogan “lethality not legality” is the kind of thing that could come back to bite you at your murder trial.

2025 be like: “I wish for 1000 wishes.” Genie: “you can’t do that.” “I wish for 1000 monkey paws.”

This. youtu.be/4IACZdwwJI4?...

JD Vance promises to give the homeless to a nice farm family

Democracy died in darkness

Invade the homeless

Law enforcement is as law enforcement does

So we're really doing this? angryflower.com/1572.html

1/2 Human brains back then had become such copious and irresponsible generators of suggestions as to what might be done with life, that they made acting for the benefit of future generations seem one of many arbitrary games which might be played by narrow enthusiasts—

When I close my eyes, and dream of a small town main street in Nebraska, I don’t see Dollar Generals. I see family-owned grocery stores. Our small businesses deserve a level playing field. We NEED to enforce the Robinson-Patman Act.

Everyone should know about jury nullification! A jury has an absolute right to return any verdict it chooses. You can return a verdict of NOT GUILTY if you consider a law, punishment, or prosecutor unjust. Mind you, if you mention this during selection, you may not end up on a jury. Pass it on!

Sorry, but I only buy cryptocurrency from people who throw dildos at MEN’s basketball players.

About that mystifying enthusiasm a million years ago for turning over as many human activities as possible to machinery: What could that have been but yet another acknowledgment by people that their brains were no damn good? - Kurt Vonnegut, Galápagos

Ah yes, I remember that grunge anthem of 1991: "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor.

I think a lot about this scene from Sword of Doom (1966). Though the role is small, Toshiro Mifune shines portraying a skilled and righteous sword instructor. In this wintery scene he is mistakenly targeted by a score of nameless assassins. 1/2

Most of the people being arrested by ICE are hard-working, law-abiding Christians. We know they are: .. hard-working because they are being arrested at job sites. .. law-abiding because they are being arrested in courthouses. .. Christian because they are being arrested at church.

I always say if you notice something weird or dumb in Atlanta and wonder why, the reason is racism. It’s always racism

Object permanence was a mistake.

I see the are-executive-orders-laws thing is coming up again. 1. EOs, by definition, are interpretations of existing law. If they’re not that, they’re illegal. 2. EOs only bind executive branch actors. 3. Exec actors behave differently because of them, and that often affects your legal rights.

Stephen Miller has done very well for himself for someone who has never once, in public or private, uttered a true statement.

The Constitution gives Congress the power of the purse. The president's job is to "faithfully execute" the decisions we've made and he has signed into law. He may not impound, redirect or confiscate money outside federal law.

If you don’t follow politics and are wondering why everyone is mad at the Home Alone 2 guy, let me assure you, there are good reasons.

My son is studying civics in high school and he asked me if one party spends more than another. My reply is that Democrats care a little about the deficit and Republicans hate it when Ds spend money, so Ds end up spending less and the country looks more financially sound with Ds in charge. 1/2

#WitchWatch really fooled me with this one.

Abolish ICE

This is the hardest thing I've done in a long time.

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” - someone who obviously does not work with computers.

KPop Demon Hunters is a fun animation with great music, exciting action, and cute animals. It also has a timely moral: you can’t be a force for good in the world by telling lies. boxd.it/ufwK