I GOT MY PENIS STUCK IN A CAR DOOR.

ꌩꂦꀎꋪ ꈤꍏꂵꍟ Ｙｏｕｒ ＦＡＣＥ

Someone jealous?

Amy 🌸 Replies later, gonna vibe. Thanks for writing with my silver. Thoughts and opinions ❓️❓️ I'm tryinf to write him to be like — an actual locked in character while still keeping his sillies in tact.

Amy 🌸 Im collecting all you fucking chipmunks ‼️‼️‼️ I'm feasting so good

❝ Awh, man! Are you kidding!? I'm STARVING! I could eat somebody right about now — Nnnnot, literally of course. I'm not that moebian, or whatever her name was. ❞

Anytime, my man.

Wait, which gu— M' FUCKIN' RV-?!

Goodness gracious, there's alot of squirrel here to look at and at this rate — he HAS to be violating some form of her privacy. A little turn finds his way and his gaze alerts to a nearby window — where a sunset cascades over evergreen trees as far as the eye could see. ❝ . . Glad I could help. ❞

THAT GUY ⁉️ YOU GOT IT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ > Billions in collateral damage.

. . . ? His eyes peer down and — HOLY CANNOLI. ❝ O — Oh, Yup!! Yup, I got it, hang on — just a sec. ❞ A little hand magic and she's free like nobody's buisness. ❝ Better? ❞

HUH ⁉️ WHAT ⁉️ WHO ⁉️

❝ . . Kinda hard to remember things when your job is to keep the future safe ... ❞

❝ Uh — sure, I suppose. What's up? ❞ Not a clue in his mind he's about to get used like a workhorse ...

. . . Only a lobotomite would fail to notice the implications behind that final comment. His feet found the ground with a miniature shift in his posture, hip now resting on a nearby wall. . . . With a lost gaze, he found a line of thought; he should stay a little longer . .

❝ Thanks, Sal, but i'm not worried. I can tear him atom from atom; and I know nobody would bat an eye. If anything *you* should be careful. . . . He ever bothers you, press this button. ❞ A ring finds her . . ring, finger. It's engraved with his own stylehood of blue neon lighting and genuine —

Well, when you hang around a purple princess all day, you tend to pick up a couple things. Check this out, Sal - Gal. > Unknowingly spoken of *that* nickname. Though, with an extension of his hands, the pen Sally once found an extensive grip on soon left her — and begun to sketch out documents

And YOU should be classified as "MADE IN CHINA!" Tell me, IS THE BLUETOOTH DEVICE READY TO PAIR, ANTI !? 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙁𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙈𝙀 .ᐟ

"ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴇᴍᴇʀᴀʟᴅ." *ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ 18+ *ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ/ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ʀᴘ *ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ *(ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ (ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ/ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʟ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇᴡᴅ ɪꜱ ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ)

❝ Ressetii always got on my damn nerves! So what if I can't save in time !? Doesn't he know that some of us are multi — dimensional hedgehogs trying to save the world and we only have seconds of free time to sp — ❞ Oh. He let slip, huh? ❝ N — No ... ❞

❝ Charmed as I am, Sal — this guy has kept following me! It's like he's pink and i'm repping blue, or something. At this rate, you'd think he's in love with me . . ! ❞

𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞. #SonicRP #SEGARP #MVRP #skyrp #rpsky #bskyrp

Hear me out; the villagers beinf mean was actually kinda funny! They'd totally chew you out if you didnt visit them or vanished for awhile. Kinda like blaze getting mad at me when i'm a week off of a birthday party I promised her ! > Sure, just say that causally. I guess.

That looks like alot of paper work, Sally. You mind if I help? > His ass is not focused on what's happening down there!!

I . . was never a fan of animal crossing. Or — at least i couldn't get into it. Some guy kept placing town halls on my village as soon as I tried the online play. Soon, my little guy was just stuck and I couldn't do anything. > this is in reference to an actual famous exploit in new leaf.

Gaaagh— !! This again!? I'm not dealing with *you* right now, this oughta hold you still — !! vvv

. . . It sure has! Sorry — excuse the shock. It's not everyday i get to talk to you! > Though, was this the same one he'd fought next to, or . . . ? How have things been, Lein — ca ? > Perhaps that nickname would spark a bell . .

⛈️ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ⁱᵗ, ᴛʏᴘᴇ: ᴡɪʟᴅ! 🌈 ⛈️ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵇʸ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ, ᴛʏᴘᴇ: ᴡɪʟᴅ! 🌈 ⛈️ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵒʳᵉ, ᴛʏᴘᴇ: ᴡɪʟᴅ! 🌈 ⛈️ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵇᵉ ˢᵗʳᵒⁿᵍ, ᴛʏᴘᴇ: ᴡɪʟᴅ! 🌈 ᴛɪᴍᴇsᴋɪᴘ & ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴅɪᴠᴇʀɢᴇɴᴛ ᴀsʜ ᴋᴇᴛᴄʜᴜᴍ. 『 #PKMNP | #POKEMONRP 』

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JULIE SU — ?!?!?!?

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Technically, never — since i'm YEARS ahead of you in the future, but you and I both know that's not a fair — so in essence, always!

Sonic, my man — gimme some ! Knew i could count on you to keep up.

Vessels? I mean, sure! My body is a vessel that turns chili-dogs into eaten food!

[ 🧡 ] " 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰. 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵, 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘹. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳. ..𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦. " [ Art taken from @archiesoniconline on tumblr, all credits to @zedrz on the same platform for it. ]

Now, as he'd gone to vacate the premises, a chirpy voice began to call for him. Ironically — one would think he'd know right away who it was, but given the way his shoulders shot up to his jaw — it'd been clear there was some expectation for it to be someone else. ❝ Huh — ? ❞

“ 𝙸 𝚘𝚠𝚎 𝚂𝙾 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚂𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌. “ ࿓ 💎࿓ ༄ #SonicRP ༄ #SegaRP ༄ #MVRP ༄

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ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴋɴᴇᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡɴ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ.

@blazingr0yalty.bsky.social A little step off of a portal, feel grazing the grounds of the royal balcony. Yes, by now, it had reached a point of a simple breaking an entering. He was as much of a resident here, than Blaze was herself. ❝ Well, here i am. 'Hope i'm not interrupting anything imp —

⠀⠀ ⠀ ❝ 𝐇𝐦𝐦, 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 ❞ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀.⋅˚₊‧ 🜲 ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ঌ ✶⋆.˚ 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚝 ˚.⋆✶ ঌ ⠀ ⠀ 🜲 #SonicRP 🜲 #SegaRP 🜲 #MVRP 🜲

❝ᴛʜɪᴤ ɪᴤ ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪᴤᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ❞ ☁︎︎ ☁︎︎ #SonicRP ☁︎︎ #SegaRP ☁︎︎ #MVRP ☁︎︎

𝐵𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔! 𝒮𝓅𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒! 𝐿𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒𝒽𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝑜𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒸𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽 𝓊𝓅! 𝒯𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝑜𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒸𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓂𝑒𝓁𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝓈! 𝒜𝒸𝒸𝑒𝓁… 𝒜𝒾𝓂 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝒹𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹!