“THEY ARE DEFINITELY SCARY!!”

“My anxiety started when I was very young! Back then, I was often teased and had to be protected by my brother Mario...” [Luigi took a deep breath and thought about the biggest trigger of his fears.] “And when he was then kidnapped by ghosts and I had to rescue him, it only deepened my fears...”

❛ すると、第三の生き物が「来なさい！」と叫ぶのが聞こえた。そして見ると、黒い馬がいて、その乗り手は手に天秤を持っていた。 ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ♡ + ↻

“That's a little reassuring. I get scared very easily, you know...” [Although he is still a little scared, Luigi gathers his courage and shakes her hand.]

“Unfortunately, I haven't had the best experiences with devils...”

“I'm really impressed by how venomous they can be... The snakes I usually encounter aren't even that big, yet they're venomous enough to make me pass out!”

“A-am I the only one who gets easily scared by snakes...?”

“Oh yeah, it's-a almost weekend time!!”

“Be very careful!! We don't want to accidentally disturb one of the Toads!! They don't see a giant walking towards a castle every day!!”

“Now that you've put it that way, I take back what I said. I think I'm actually quite content being a plumber who chases ghosts and rescues princesses...”

“Sometimes I wonder what it's-a like to be a Mii...”

“Sure, let's-a go there!”

“...IT'S-A NOT?!”

“Well, taking several Mega Mushrooms in a row only prolongs the effect, but the size should remain the same...”

“Hopefully my sneezing fits don't mean I'm getting sick...”

[Luigi just stands there, confused.] “I don't know what you mean by that, but...good luck with that? I think? ...Why is my nose tickling so much right now?!”

[He has woken up now.] “Wario, what are you doing here? Wasn't King Boo here just a moment ago...?”

“Okey Dokey, then we have a deal!”

“No...NO...YOU'LL NEVER GET MY NOSE, BOO!!” [Tickling Luigi's nose affects his dream... ...AND HIS SLEEPWALKING, BECAUSE HE'S NOW TAKEN OUT HIS HAMMER AND IS HITTING WARIO'S HEAD WITH IT!!]

[Luigi is fast asleep, but the marker is slowly starting to tickle his nose...] “Aaaa...aaa.... AAAAAAA-CHOOOO!!!!”

“Pranks are so passé these days! Nobody's going to play a prank on me here, like it should be!”

“Let me think... Your wizard hat is pretty cool, I have to admit! ...You'll reeaally bring my hat back in one piece?”

“Zzzzz.....perfect chance....zzzzzzzz...for what....zzzzz....?”

“WHAT?! NO?! That's MY HAT!! That's like selling my soul!! NEVER!!”

“Zzzzz... Nobody will play a prank on me...zzzzzz... absolutely nobody....”

“Not really much... But you wouldn't see me running around in a panic! Isn't that something?!”

“That wouldn't be very nice of you! Could you... ...please refrain-a from doing that when you see me sleeping?”

“No, nobody will do that... They're all very nice here, EVERYONE would let me sleep here in peace!”

“Alright then... Let's-a go to the next block to extend the effect of the Mega Mushroom!”

“I'm feeling kind of sleepy today...”

[Luigi notices this with her eyes.] “Are your eyes okay? Are my cool, green fireballs perhaps too bright? After all, they're unlike anything else-a!”

[Luigi sighs with relief.] “Now not only are the people safe, but nature is too! Good to know...”

“Does anyone out there know of any good sealing options...?”

[Luigi smiles nervously.] “Please be careful that you don't actually crush someone, ehehe...”

❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠ " Hi there! My name is Olive, hope we can become friends! " Olive the Jester rp account! •Olive is a kid • #poppyplaytimerp #MVRP #AU •Family friendly/angst (sad stuff) •Will see those as friends/family •Crossover Friendly ❤︎❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠❤︎⁠

“Okey Dokey!” [He throws a few green fireballs that don't touch the ground.]

“No, I don't have a gun... But my Neutral Special consists of fireballs! Maybe they can help!”

“NO!! I mean that MY vacuum cleaner DOESN'T WORK!!”

“This is the Mushroom Kingdom, or in other words, my home!”

“I'm trying my best, other me! But I don't think I can do it!!”

“Normally I would take that as a warning shot and tell you to leave me, the princess, and everyone else alone, but...” [He has another fireball ready.] “It might be wiser to ELIMINATE YOU for the SAFETY of the KINGDOM!!”

“There has to be SOMETHING!! Every monster must have its weak point...right?”

“HELP, HOW DO YOU KILL AN IMMORTAL MONSTER WITHOUT A VACUUM CLEANER?!”

[Luigi summons all his courage.] “I might be afraid of you...” [He transforms himself with a fire flower and throws a fireball into the face of the monster.] “...BUT I'M NOT AFRAID TO DEFEND MYSELF!!”

“Well, then we can continue with being big!”

[Luigi is curious.] “So, which power-up did you get-a?”

(Don't ask me 😭)

“*coin* YOU, GUY WHO WRITES MY DIALOGUES!!” [SORRY, LUIGI?!]