🚨 TODAY’S ONLINE COVERAGE 🚨 Joshua Smith and @bensportstory.bsky.social will provide live YouTube audio commentary of today’s Ernie Moss Challenge Cup game between @matlocktownfc.bsky.social and @chesterfieldfc.bsky.social! You can find us at NDR Sport on YouTube! #GladsAllOver #Spireites

We could have been Smith/Williams, but we chose to be Connor/Lewis. @philcaplan.bsky.social and @thersw.bsky.social talking #RugbyLeague on our podcast provider of choice, Spotify, and here: www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect...

Mornin’! ☀️ @mattlockrhodes.bsky.social is taking two weeks off from the North Derbyshire Radio Friday Night Sports Show to charge his batteries and fix his receding hairline. @thersw.bsky.social will be in the presenters chair in the meantime! northderbyshireradio.com ⚽️ 🏏 🏃‍♂️ 📻

Assuming their letter from the King has been lost, @philcaplan.bsky.social and @thersw.bsky.social praise Halifax Panthers, bow down to Sir Billy, and wonder what's going on in Warrington and Catalans.... On Spotify, your usual podcast place and here: www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect... #RugbyLeague

Pre-Wembley #RugbyLeague chat, as James Child joins @philcaplan.bsky.social and @thersw.bsky.social ... www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect...

The real British Citizenship Test is understanding why people wouldn't leave the house until the end of Mark Williams vs. John Higgins. #thesnooker

I have an irrational hatred of the word "trilogy" in sport.

Talking Easter #RugbyLeague and wondering if they choose the Pope like the RFL Board.... @philcaplan.bsky.social and @thersw.bsky.social return! On your podcast provider, on Spotify, and on the link below: www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect...

He emits 5G mind control signals and you get better reception.

Today's thing I don't understand: people holding up their phones as the Pope's coffin goes past. One for the gram?

Some things have happened. Some things have not. @philcaplan.bsky.social and @thersw.bsky.social talk about them regardless on Spotify, your podcast provider, or below... #RugbyLeague www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect...

Sporting hell is stuck between American golf fans and British people at Wimbledon there to be seen, but not actually watch tennis.

Perspective, which doesn't exist, is looking at the Sheffield/Leeds score through the prism of Saints/Warrington. (Does that phrasing work?) #RugbyLeague

Happy memories of winding others up about the Boat Race on In-Play Radio, and still a nonsense it gets the deference and coverage it does.

Giant insect invasion at Sheffield!

On Spotify, on your podcast provider of choice and on the link below, @philcaplan.bsky.social and @thersw.bsky.social return to talk some #RugbyLeague... www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect...

In the world of Thoroughbred #RugbyLeague Podcasts, we're low level claimers. @philcaplan.bsky.social and @thersw.bsky.social are back once again... On your podcast provider, Spotify and here: pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffi...

Wakefield Trinity 2-0 against teams in some kind of blue/yellow kit away in 2025. (When do we play at Doncaster?!?) #SLWarWak

No-one has told them about QEII...

Only took 78 minutes to work out what the FLG next to KFC meant. #SLWigWar

Sadly, there are less local radio DJs around these days to do links about Peppa Pig than, say, last week.

Great news! James Child returns as @philcaplan.bsky.social and @thersw.bsky.social talk more #RugbyLeague Available on Spotify, your podcast provider of choice and here: pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffi...

When mobility scooters join football celebrations....

An opening weekend full of talking points, which is useful for those doing a podcast. @johnnyddavidson.bsky.social is back with @philcaplan.bsky.social and @thersw.bsky.social to talk some #RugbyLeague. Follow the link below, find us on Spotify or your podcast provider. pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffi...

The BBC cartoon giants must have been on air longer than the Sky robots everyone moaned about. #RugbyLeague

Treat yo self to real Gold...

The lyrics of Biology by Girls Aloud are even more ludicrous when sung by a 44-year-old bloke.

With the success of #Gladiators, can't wait for Channel 5 to reboot Body Heat.

Mad Betamax Indiana Jones and the Dial-A-Disc of Destiny #extinctmediafilmub

At least, when I said York wouldn't win something, the players still spoke to me, so they're more professional than some cricketers are being reported as. (We're all mates now, honest.)

If anyone also thinks I'm hilarious and wants to hire me to write rude words for money, please get in contact. I feel there's a gap in the market for middle aged fat white men to talk about how shit things are.

"He was obviously trying to do the Leeds United salute and got excited."

Brad's Full House.

Talking Salford, London, the Challenge Cup and more... Jonathan Doidge joins @philcaplan.bsky.social and @thersw.bsky.social on the latest Forty20 podcast. #RugbyLeague pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffi...

#RugbyLeague is no different to most team sports in the UK. We rely on rich owners to prop up our dreams, which has obvious, inherent problems, but is the model we've adopted. Those in the bubble can't see that.

Terrible game ideas: TV Licence Detector Van Simulator.

Celebrity Bear Hunt is going to disappoint a number of people for different reasons.

Is there a medical term for not being able to sleep when you know you have to be awake earlier than usual?

The real "Magic of the FA Cup" is fans chanting "You're fucking shit" on the ITV.

The irony of the spelling and grammar of those moaning on Facebook about schools potentially being closed. (There'll be an error in that I'm sure!)

"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer..." #TheDarts

Tell you what, all these people in #RugbyLeague kicking off about the Mayor of London's list must have been going to loads of women's games in the last few years, one assumes. (Let alone reporting on them.)

I'm trying to think of things to write about in the next column on #RugbyLeague on TV, part of which may be praising those from other sports. The analysts from Sky Sports NFL coverage for one, and just how good Dan Dawson is on the darts.

Waiting for the Sue Cook announcement

I've pulled out of Glastonbury!

"I'd like to complain that someone I think deserves an honour from Prince Charles, but I can't be arsed to fill in the paperwork, hasn't got one."

Great news! We've annexed Hampshire and the Isle of Wight!

I enjoyed Outnumbered and have no idea what the internet people journalists found were unhappy with.

I know nowt about boxing, but know those who are "sick" of judging decisions and "done with it" will be back for the next card.