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😈🔥✯Embrace Your Sins✯🔥😈 #EmbraceYourSins ~MD

How I feel most days when I’m around “normal” people and I have to blend in 😂

The frogs 🐸 👏👏👏👏

Dude it’s me 100% A gothic girl raised by hippies 🖤

The moral of the story is to never use psychedelics in the mall unless you want to spend an hour cowering by the merry-go-round thinking you’re trapped in a Jumanji

What do I want for lunch you ask? My pizza: Pineapple Canadian Bacon Bacon Black/Green Olives Mushrooms Extra cheese Thick crust Cook well Slap a side of sweet n sour sauce in there and I’d cry from pure bliss & happiness 🫶 *Dont knock it til you try it folks* 🤷‍♀️

For real though…. Fucking tomatoes being imposters. You are a fruit and you know it!!

me and who?

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

I am the gangster of love ….

Me from 2000 to 2024: I think I could win Survivor. Me in 2025: Survivor might be a nice break from the U.S.

i'm posting from a vulnerable place (america)

This made me tear up, in a good way for once! www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Weather says upper 50’s- 60’s for today but it legitimately it feels like it’s 45 outside right now and it’s 100% full sunshine too. So much deception….. Yep, October is in full effect today 🎃

Good morning #BlueSky have you hit that age that you’re permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit?

Dude for real tho 👏👏👏

Fine by me... 🐼😊😊

So far today’s been a great day. Shits been crazy lately so this is nice 👍

Smooth like Tennessee whiskey 🥃 Sweet like strawberry wine 🍷

Rest doesn’t always mean sleep. It can be sitting in silence, staring out the window, or doing absolutely nothing. You don’t have to earn rest. You rest because you’re alive, not because you’ve done enough.

[when someone tries to move their cat off camera during a call] LEAVE IT 🔫

She’s honestly one of my top all time fav characters and her voice is mint 👏

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Lowkey it’s me at my desk right now because it’s quiet and I’m comfy like “nap time?”

My kind of dream library vibes 🤌🖤

👏🤣 pretty much

Until the end of time this rule will always stand true: “Loser makes the sammiches” 🤷‍♀️

I took a quick peek through the gate and now I wanna be on the other side.

Today is a “focus” day. Fuck Off Cuz Ur Stupid Focus people 👏👏👏

Multipass 👏👏👏

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What feels overwhelming today may look small tomorrow. Not everything demands urgency. When you stop treating every task as critical, clarity returns, and decisions become far easier to make. Shifting perspective changes how you carry struggles. Life becomes lighter when viewed from a higher lens.

Good Morning 🌞 Please remember today that you're rich, if you have: Unlimited clean water. Enough food. A safe place to sleep. Friends & Family. No diseases. Always be grateful for what you have, there are a lot of people who don't even have the basics.

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero