As a Chicagoan, seeing this man old and washed up pleases me greatly

Not both of yall learning a lesson 😂

Sidenote, my daddy said folks used to tell him that he looks like Pork Chop Cash… He does.

Not a big man tuddy

DO NOT

Now pack y’all’s asses up back to Wisconsin!!!

I got mine out too

ITS CHICAGO NIGGA

LETS MOTHERFUCKING GOOOOOOO

WHERE THE CHEESE GRATER MAN AT???

For the love of House music and Italian beefs… please

C’mon now

Bringing cheese AND a microplane into Soldier Field is crazy 😭😭😭

Are y’all at least gon pinch the bitch @chicagobearsnews.bsky.social?

So, I’m new to listening to the filth books and um… are these men not just autistic?

I’ve experienced quite a few icks during my time in the sun and none were this funny 😭

One time, immediately post-coitus, I said “hell yeah, brother” in a Hulk Hogan voice. He did not like that.

I also got the ick from a man who didn't know what a caper was. He asked what I was cooking and when I got to the capers part, he replied, "as in robberies?"

I get that if you want to date off the apps, you have to go outside. But like… be outside living your own life, doing things you actually enjoy.

Today was my first day back in the office. The caffeine I had this morning still wasn’t enough.

Like sugar on my Tongue Tongue Tongue Your body is so Sweet Sweet Sweet

Not them having a miss off

Hoping we haven’t made a Virgo tbh

I hope D&D are forever unhappy and unemployed.

Game of Thrones happened because D+D were a bunch of posers, cosplaying as showrunners, but as soon as the source material was over, they had nothing.

The college football playoff semifinals are set. Peach Bowl: State that Banned Black People until 1926 Ducks vs State that Spearheaded the 20th Century Resurgence of the Klan Hoosiers Fiesta Bowl: Confederacy Cosplay Rebels vs The Miami Hurricanes

I know my husband and I love each other deeply, but I can’t wait for him to go back to work. I’ve smelled one too many of his farts this week.

Happy New Year!

That sounded like a switch…

this reminds me of my favorite scripture

I don’t understand what the defense has been doing this game and they don’t either

Tired of there always being tips towards women on how to keep their 🐱 yanking. Why isn’t anyone giving tips to these niggas on how to reverse their ED??

Man… the days of being able to catch a quick flight to a major airport on a regular route for under $200 are truly gone.

There is infinite power, joy and inspiration in the way Ryan Coogler and Michael B. Jordan fiercely lift and champion one another…as artists, professionals and as brothers. #BlackskyZen✨🫶🏽

THIS CHICAGO NIGGA

FUCK OUT MY MOTHAFUCKIN CITY, BITCH!

BITCH!

😂😂😂

LFG!!!!!

Don’t listen to them! Let my 33 year old self tell you the same.

Because… Who else would it be?

Man… early 20s Kris shouting out drill lyrics on and off the couch was a vibe

King Louie- BON 😂

I really enjoyed listening to Bun B on the IRL podcast. It gave OG without being patronizing and he loves TF out of his wife.

Okay, Knives Out 3 was good!

First ‘Home Alone’ watch of the season

We’re vibing without a specific result in mind