@wsj.com hello, i have noticed many articles from publication's opinion pages that state the most contorted, desperate takes from the worst people can i get a cool 70k and a house? i can write articles like "Ritual scarification? The new trend!" and "These Colors Do Run: An Exposé of Trump Hats"

this is one of my favorite people in the world. give her love.

"Why don't you speak out about this one thing? Why not take action?" because i have tried before and the effort was hideously disheartening, and I will likely never recover.

What do I even do right now? I need to heal because I'm quite sick. I just feel like I can't accomplish anything the way I am, and it's so frustrating.

Chris Redfield using Grindr to track down Wesker

metal gear solid master collection volume 2 will include a surprising new scene

dark cloud 2 is part of the dark series. dark souls would later refine on this combat formula

Niantic should release the logs of people who pinged on Epstein Island's pokestop, if that's real.

It is important to play old games that you've never ever heard of.

i have asked for help a bunch of times. i have never once been able to tell any degree of how bad things have gotten. a new psychiatrist once visibly gagged when i told her a story from my teenage years a learned fear of asking for help is a sickening and cruel addition to cptsd

mass market games can't compete with hyperfixated games you wanna make a game that appeals to everyone, in a beige slurry? cool thats gonna be 7-8 figures and you might make it back you wanna make a game about trading baby life stocks or playing poker (but you can use rocks and eat cards)?

these dudes are out here making the dark souls word filter look intelligent

oh come on epstein

zun’s words on being a chuunibyou are more mission critical than ever in big 2026

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

cliffyb/cliff blezinski made some posts on somethingawful about how the olsen twins were already hot and iirc made comments saying girls down to 14 could be hot

Jeffrey Epstein is like the Forrest Gump of our times, except everyone who dealt with him and went to his island should be shunned for the rest of time. I'm expecting a young Epstein to have inspired Thomas Midgley Jr. at this point.

if any EV companies are looking for a powerful influencer to test drive one and also give it to me: i would begrudgingly accept despite my lack of qualifications

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

i need a better profile picture.

Hell yeah. If you get stuck in rural Iowa, the Mennonites will pull you out of a snowy ditch with horses. I don't know how they know you're there, but they know!

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chase demoor has powerfully demonstrated that the guy from qwop could kick someone's ass

Did Chase DeMoor change his stance just to make Tate's confused brain even more confused? Tate stumbled in like he was going to go for a grapple after a punch, he has no idea what to do about God's Most Telegraphed Uppercut, and he's doing fear responses while it's on its way in.

i dont know how to do cws on here

hey my cat's at the vet and it could cost upwards of $800. i haven't gotten a full invoice yet but i will update this when I do. I am also $600 behind on a payment for something else but my cat is more important. i'm terrified in general right now

There is going to be FASCINATING psychology centered around the current generation. It's the thing people get when they use ChatGPT too much. Where they start just... insisting on the same question and wording it differently.

When you're hitting the end of the chapter and you KNOW the music's about to drop #LiveALive

@baldurk.bsky.social this isn't even part of the denuvo on final fantasy tactics, this is specifically to self destruct if it detects one of these or a debugger. you've come so far!

this is clearly yoda reviewing the game. i will not read more

Mitch McConnell is clearly farming the world record for most falls on the senate floor. I don't think he should be rewarded for this behavior, and he's clearly using some sort of post-death glitched state like a zombie hover when we all have to go glitchless any%.

hey I'm broke as heck right now and facing a lot of bills that will pay off way more than that through debt relief, please help! my venmo is @Hazel-Black-2 update: my cashapp is $doctorgoatmd and i apparently have a paypal link at www.paypal.com/paypalme/haz...

Technically I paid them dollars, as an investor, and I am a technical advisor. I'm not here for a paycheck.

Larry Niven is to stolen organs what the Silent Hill wiki admin was to foreskins, He sank most of my goodwill in the Bush era doing an interview where he wanted immigrants to be taught that hospitals would steal their organs.

people could come up with fascinating theories on the shape of lucifer (biblical)'s ass and it'd be a better news cycle

i will never come up with something as timeless and funny as the thought bubbles in the hippogriff followup in SotN

charlie kirk's face is the only thing in the known universe an x-com operative would never have claimed they can hit. he looks like vegeta fucked the brown m&m and the worst of both genepools combined. there was a guy who was making one of the states 10% bigger on wiki when the got drunk and

Diving for good drawn porn now is like diving for the untainted, shielded pre-World War 2 steel for radiotherapy. Gotta just set a max date on searches so the flood of horribly homogenized "AI" results don't get in also it's for a project. i'm just reading the articles about the porn

People. We can stop everything currently going on by manifesting a joke into reality. We need to make the gorilla fight channel to make Trump lose interest in all current events.

So, near.sh has been taken over by squatters. They're linked to "megaball" and I tagged the person (probably fake) who is the public face of it. It's puppeting a corpse, and it's someone who fixed Stephen Hawkings' voice and changed emulation forever.

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it is time to reject AI and LLMs and move back to Dr. Sbaitso, Smarterchild, and markov chains

@snoozykazoo.com I saw a streamer play Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion again recently and it is still just a delight! Did you ever see the manga RYOKO by Mitsuhashi Kaito? It got axed, but here's an onion from it:

I hate the ideal of the convenient protest. The type of situation where everything's planned out in a committee, the cops approve and will be on site, and there's no chance anyone being protested has a reason to even perceive the protest sadly throwing a milkshake would probably lead to gunfire

in the situation we are currently in it would be nice if the secret service could just call some kind of do-over. for future governments of the world: you're gonna need an veto function with no consequence given to someone, somehow, in the event of... *gestures at everything* that happening

We are living in the world's largest bystander effect.

the bump musk and thief ran into did more of a job impeding the entire mess we're in than anyone in a position of power

we have, as a society, forgotten how to throw rocks and yell

If someone is asking you to do something horrid whose only defense is the Nuremberg, fucking don't. you do not have to do bad things because of a bad person. sabotage, leak documents, do what you can to be a brake pedal/distraction. Do not be complicit. Do not let people die for egomaniacs.

my mom sent me this pic with a real "This You???" vibe and damn she got my ass lol!!