I think I'm done with Bluesky. If you need me my email is in my bio. Have fun

right clique, left clique

Anyway everything is awful

Israeli military forces INVADED A HOSPITAL yesterday because they said there was a "vast underground command center" for Hamas underneath it. We still have been shown no evidence of this. The burden is on Israel to prove to the world that they haven't committed an atrocious war crime.

You don't best a checkers player by playing chess. You beat a checkers player by playing checkers better than they do.

oh you're a gatekeeper? name five things you've gatekept

it's all around been kind of a shit day tbh

Not everything is about you. Most things are about me.

i've been looking forward to going to the renaissance festival with my friend this weekend for a month, and they just canceled one me.

saw except it's the duolingo owl forcing you to do your french lessons or a reverse bear trap tears your jaw off

living with my wife means occasionally getting random out-of-the-blue questions like "what would you do if you woke up and had feet for hands?"

a chevy malibu vs the city of malibu

pup e-girls

Potatoes

of all languages, why is one of the dubs available for zootopia on disney+ vlaams (which google tells me is a dialect of flemish). i'm not complaining by any means but... why vlaams?

When you read my posts make sure to read them as uncharitably as possible for maximum annoyance

one thing the Israeli government could have done to make me believe its story about Al Shifa hospital would be to not have spent the last month repeatedly telling me confirmed lies

2.1.4 is up! - Added "Muted words" to settings! Words added there will be muted across all columns at once - Added absolute date/time display when you open a post (you can also hover the timestamp) - The title for any Notification column will now adapt if you only allowed one type of notification

soup...

not sure if @drvolts.bsky.social will be reposting this whole thread here, so in case he isn't, this all seems timely

New slogan for my account

the main thing i've learned so far from the "homestuck made this world" podcast is that andrew hussie is a truly bizarre person and sitting here today i realize that i shoulda already known that

I currently have no source of income as my unemployment ran dry and I'm still trying to get a job. I'm doing everything I can to get a job so my cat, Moxie, and I won't be homeless but I need help until I can get one ko-fi.com/thewayfarer1... cash.app/$wayfarer1312 gofund.me/95238707

a neat trick to excite friends and loved ones: being eaten by a whale

if you post enough your imposter syndrome turns to i’m poster syndrome

elon musk is short for electronic lon musk

Bluesky is ALF hog Mastodon is Big tiddy ALF That's all you need to know

wait what

The new Garfield movie trailer looks like Nickelodeon just said "fuck it, just make whatever with no budget"

Pepsi is fine, thanks for asking

The motto of the NYPD is "at least we're not the LAPD" The motto of the LAPD is "at least we're not the Chicago PD" The motto of the Chicago PD is "fuck you get beat"

When I was a kid I read about a composer named "Wagner" and I heard about a composer named "Vogner" and I thought they were two different people.

"There's a horse loose on the plane" sounds like something Duolingo would make me translate

I don't know who needs to hear this, but no you can't "rock bangs"

Elon Musk: Design an electric pickup truck... Engineer: Okay, sir, no problem. Musk: ...but make it look like it's from a 1998 Nintendo 64 game. Engineer: ... Sir?

politician: hmm how do I relate to the common man advisor: advocate for universal healthcare, free higher education, higher taxes for the rich, guaranteed housing, more rights for labor unions, universal voter registration, or national holidays for election days? politician: nah

most of what you need to know about me can be inferred from the fact that I like the McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwich

revenge is a dish best served with a nice refreshing garden salad

Jokes on them, I'm into it

acab includes the sound effects guy from police academy

It's much easier to lament a genocide that already happened than to stop a genocide in progress

Biden on the phone with Netanyahu: Could you hurry up and get this genocide over with, my poll numbers are in the toilet

Congressperson discussing funding the government: let's punt this issue like a Christian baby

a falling christian baby that isn't skydiving but rather has been punted