I get to the carpool line early just for the extra quiet reading time. Finally starting Slap Shot by Chelsea Curto! 🌶️📚💙

When I started Heir of Fire and there’s a random new main character with her own whole storyline. 💙📚 #sarahjmaas #throneofglass

#booksky 🌶️📚 💙 #smutsky #romancebooks #darkromance #reverseharem #whychoose #romantasy #urbanromantasy #dystopianbooks #spicybooks

Love on Ice from JA Low is out today. I only gave it three stars overall BUT I still recommend it if you like lots of 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️. The spice was spectacular. 🌶️📚💙 #booktok #bookreview

A Court Bright and Broken is a great start to a series I’m excited to follow along! Excited to see where it goes! 💙📚

I’m home from work. In my reading nest and about to start reading this ARC of A Court Bright and Broken from Amy Patrick. 📚💙 #books #booktok

Because of how I am as a human. Organizing things is my primary method of self-soothing. So I used Canva to make myself a virtual bookshelf so I wouldn’t buy books just to have trophies. 📚💙 #booktok #shelfie #books #canva #bookshelf

Okay I forgot I had social media for a few days but it’s cool. I’m fine. Everything isn’t chaos. Life is totally normal and fine and I’m not having any Menty Bs.

I read the Pretty Poison Trilogy over the weekend. Book one was great. A cute cozy romance. Books two and three were…. A lot. This could have just been one long book and it would’ve been better. By the end I was like “okay. That’s enough twists now” ⭐️⭐️⭐️/5 🌶️🌶️🌶️/5 🌶️📚💙 #bookreview #romancelandia

Just finished Phantom by H.D. Carlton Not sure how I felt about it. The spice was 14/10, as expected. But I think I struggled with the story because I knew going in where the end was headed because of Haunting Adeline. But the bonus chapter did bring it all around for me. So yay! 🌶️📚💙 #booktok

Sums up nicely how I feel. Online AND IRL. Stress hives have been a regular occurrence, I just don’t have the “health bandwidth” to stay THIS OUTRAGED for four whole years. In the meantime: I’m moving to Chicago in June and hope living around more like minded types helps with the… Everything.

I finished #onyxstorm. I won’t post any spoilers but just. Just. I don’t know what to do with myself after that. Rebecca Yarros, I need answers. 🌶️📚💙 #booktok #booksky #fourthwing

I’m about 1/3 of the way into #onyxstorm and my main takeaway so far is that Violet is hornier than Sabrina Carpenter could even dream of being. 🌶️📚💙 #fourthwing #romancelandia

If you follow me and over the course of the next weeks and months, notice I’m almost exclusively posting about things that are fun and joyful like romance novels, it’s because we will all need coping strategies and that’s one of mine. It’s not that I’ll be unaware, it’s more a survival mechanism.

Work is done and now I get to start reading!!!!! 🌶️📚💙 #romancelandia #fourthwing #onyxstorm

Squeaked in this DARK romance ARC from Stasia Black yesterday - Cherry Auction and I LOVED IT. 🌶️📚💙 #bookreview #romancelandia

I got a whole 9 minutes past midnight before I broke out in stress hives about ::gestures wildly:: the events to come today. #mcas #dysautonomia #ehlersdanlos

Now that I’ve finished the first three books of acotar in a nice little “break point” I’ve got some ARCs to catch up on before they get archived on NetGalley. Starting with Cursed by Gina Lamanna 🌶️📚💙 #bookreview #romancelandia #netgalley

Well. Now I don’t even want TikTok back.

75% of the way into A Court of Wings and Ruin. Tamlin is the fucking woooooorst. 🌶️📚💙 #acotar

Thoughts halfway into “A Court of Mist and Fury”: Why did I wait so long to read this series?!?!?? I am having the best time. 🌶️📚💙 #acotar #bookreview

Look. If I have to live at a time when politics are mirroring “the obvious baddies from distopian fantasy novels”, can I at least get some dragons or the ability to do magic or like a ripped hot Bat-Boy or something? This dystopia sucks.

“I will kill anyone who harms you,” Rhys snarled. “I will kill them, and take a damn long time doing it.” He panted. “Go ahead. Hate me—despise me for it.” A Court of Mist and Fury #acotar 🌶️📚💙

Middle of the month check in. So far I’ve completed 17 books for a total of 7,141 “pages” (according to goodreads) and DNF’ed 1 book. ❤️‍🔥🌶️📚💙

My super brief reviews for the 4 books in Lauren Blakely’s “My Hockey Romance” why choose series. Ultimately, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. Do recommend if you love a why choose! 🌶️📚💙

“I’m his subject, and he is my High Lord—” “You are no one’s subject.” RHYSAND. LFG. 🌶️📚💙 #acotar

10%ish into book two of ACOTAR. I’m FULLY team Rhysand. He is way better than Tamlin. Like way better. I also fully expect that at any point I could learn something that changes this. But for now: 🩶 we love Shadow Daddy Rhys. 🖤 🌶️📚💙❤️‍🔥 #acotar

Finally reading ACOTAR. I’m like 72% into book one. And I’ve decided Tamlin is boring and my girl needs to bang Rhysand. Or at least Lucien. Or all three at the same time. 🌶️📚💙

I have cringed my way through this book and still for some reason can’t bring myself to DNF it. I have loved so many other books by this author. But this specific one has not been my jam. “I like you like that” by Kayla Grosse

My husband just said “he’s a wolf. Of course he likes to eat cats” 💙📚🌶️

I need further explanation on why this is a “were thing”….. or like, was Lowe just like “I gotta have a taste and any excuse will do?!?!” CR: Bride by Ali Hazelwood 💙📚🌶️

This entire series of why choose hockey romances has been so delightful, I have been Pepe giggling and kicking my feet though the first three and I’m going to be so sad when I finish the fourth one. My Hockey Romance Series by Lauren Blakely

I have been reading reading reading. Mostly books by Elsie Silver. This is what I thought of the last 5 books I’ve finished. 🌶️📚💙 #booksky #romancereader

Now the everyone is leaving meta, and TikTok is doing whatever is happening I’m curious to see how corporate America will ruin this platform next. Pls don’t though. Let us have SOMETHING. Also, maybe what I really want is tumblr? Idk. I just want to word vomit about smut.

It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.

If you think only billionaires can control social media, You are absolutely wrong. Social media is completely dependent on its users. Think about why you do or did use FB, ThreadsTik tok or Twitter. It's because they have enough users. Take away all the "normies" and they all are worthless

Everyone on TikTok is debating how it’s possible to read more than 100 books in a year. 💙📚🌶️ Meanwhile I’m over here finishing up my 7th book on January 5th like:

Reading Reckless by Elsie Silver. The MMC sent her to get a manicure and massage while he deep cleaned her house and cooked dinner. Next time my husband says “let’s reenact something from one of your books”. I’m sending him that chapter. 🌶️📚💙

I set a reading goal for 2025. But I think I need to set a reading limit instead? Something to force me to go touch grass? I mean. I won’t. But I should. 💙📚

God of Malice by Rina Kent I think this just wasn’t for me maybe? I didn’t like it but then it grew on me and then it lost me again at the end. I had high hopes for this one but it wasn’t for me. Back to cowboys for a bit. 🌶️📚💙

War by Brittanee Nicole. 22/5 stars. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Seriously I loved this one. So sad I have to wait until may for the next book. This book had my favorite things: “My wife” Glitter dicks Cinnamon roll with a side of fists Banter He falls first AND harder. It was perfection. 🌶️📚💙

“Only in my dreams” Tyler “my wife” Warren (aka War. Aka my new book boyfriend) Brittanee Nicole, how do you keep writing these amazing men?!?! 🌶️📚💙

I have been dying waiting for War by Brittanee Nicole to finally drop. War’s story has been hinted at for like 3 books now and I am downright PUMPED to read it. But first a moment to appreciate the dedication! 🌶️📚💙

I didn’t mean to chose a first book of 2025 that would give me the energy I want to take into the year. But the Elsie Silver’s Flawless gave me that anyway. And also I am feral for Rhett. 🌶️📚💙

Me yesterday: “I just don’t see the appeal of cowboy romance novels” Me after reading one Elsie Silver book: “Sir, I have been made aware of the existence of a certain rule….” 🤠 🌶️📚💙

My face every single time the enemies hear “all the rooms are booked and this last room only has one bed!” 🌶️📚💙

Winter Classic and Wild Love by Elsie Silver - In bed. Life is gooood. 🌶️📚💙

The Blood Witch by @evelynwardbooks.bsky.social ⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️ 5/5 all the stars! Very gay, very badass female characters, very 🌶️🌶️, and lots of sweet moments. Plus also great plot! WHEN BOOK THREE?!?!?!?!

The worst part about Chronic Illness ISN’T that sometimes a flare is caused by things out of your control. No the worst part is when I know that the flare is a directly caused by my own terrible decision making.

There are few things I love more than a Golden Retriever MMC who will eat an entire serving of barely edible lasagna because “you made it” and also give touch her and die energy. The Blood Witch @evelynwardbooks.bsky.social 🌶️📚💙