Weird Elle
@weird-elle.bsky.social
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Beaver girl. Music maker. Occasional grill mommy. Drop your lichess if you dare. đŗī¸ââ§ī¸
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Celia
3 days ago
what's my crime having a crush? a succulent transsexual crush??
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Been using a modified hillyard quick-pass for years. Gotta say, it's tough to beat in a pinch
3 days ago
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You have a chew toy? Are you a puppy girl? No, it's a "choo" toy. I'm a trains girl!
3 days ago
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Fortnite is just frot noir rearranged
3 days ago
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Ghibli is just big lib rearranged
6 days ago
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DC is just CD rearranged
6 days ago
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MCU is just CUM rearranged đ¤
7 days ago
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Some people peaked in high school. I peaked three months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
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I'm getting implants lol
10 days ago
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Love me a sully
11 days ago
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I am furniture
16 days ago
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Ur valid
16 days ago
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Did I cook? Or is it chopped?
20 days ago
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22 days ago
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Fittingly finished at a diner đ
23 days ago
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Foone
29 days ago
For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin. Here's the video of it running.
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All signs have their special little power. As a Virgo, I can re-virginize myself as I see fit. So, I currently am a virgin. đ
24 days ago
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POV: you're about to be hit with diabolical clownery đ¤Ą
24 days ago
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Hoping for a Wisconsin Christmas pie this year
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about 1 month ago
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It's kinda fun when the singular and plural of a word are the same, but I feel like it can be taken advantage of. Like, did I order a fish(singular) or fish(plural) taco?
about 1 month ago
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Everyone's like, "get a job!" "Why aren't you employed??". I Told everyone I'd get a job once blade season is over. Guess what... Blade season is never over, baby! đĄī¸đĄī¸đĄī¸
about 1 month ago
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While soothing my body, mind and spirit in a warm bath filled with scented Epson salt, I realize it's basically piss play. Covering myself in warm smelly salty water?!?! Freak!
about 1 month ago
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Some people peaked in high school. I peaked two months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Stomp clap hey? More like "hey, won't you stomp on over and clap these cheeks"
about 1 month ago
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Organ eyes organize organ lies
about 1 month ago
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Yes, I am a millennial. I suppose it's time I tried rocking a side part.
about 1 month ago
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If my pronouns were it/its (they aren't) I could go as TS Ellie-it đ¤
about 2 months ago
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Colon eyes colonize colon lies
about 2 months ago
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Standard eyes standardize standard lies đ¤
about 2 months ago
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Social eyes socialize social lies đ
about 2 months ago
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Disappointing lack of gay public sex happening at the screening of the gay public sex movie
about 2 months ago
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Goonin' is as goonin' does...
about 2 months ago
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Sometimes it's like, "ohhh?" đ
about 2 months ago
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Love Exposure(2008)
about 2 months ago
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Truck drivers should be called semiconductors
about 2 months ago
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
2 months ago
trans people: i don't recommend freaking out every time some whackjob in a state legislature tries to make something about you illegal, state level politicians are explicitly introducing legislation that will not pass to win points with their wackjob constituents and terrorize you
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Andes Chucky
2 months ago
New byline! For Stop Caring, I spoke with
@jeannethornton.bsky.social
about her novel A/S/L and its roots in the ZZT community
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A/S/L: Jeanne Thornton's Saga of the Sorceress
Long live ZZT
https://www.stopcar.ing/a-s-l-jeanne-thorntons-saga-of-the-sorceress/
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If Tokyo drift took place in southwestern Wisconsin
2 months ago
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A girl's gotta be ready to battle at all times đ¤
3 months ago
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Anything I'm forgetting? đĨđŋ đĻĢ
3 months ago
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Some people peaked in high school. I peaked one month ago...
3 months ago
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When it won't come out clear đ
3 months ago
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I'm not like other girls... For example when I say EoE, I'm taking about East of Eden, not End of Evangelion
3 months ago
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Kids used to say "should I call her?" Nowadays they say "should I coll-ar? đļ"
3 months ago
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Rollerblade fun, but sometimes ouchie boo boo đĩ
3 months ago
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Why does pickled cucumber get to claim the name "pickle"?? So many other great pickled foods. Pickled cukes should be called pukes.
3 months ago
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Puppy love đģ
3 months ago
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Basketball Tennis Gay Sex Chess Shocktato Sissy hypno Dangling toy for my cat Tales of Symphonia Straight sex Beer bong
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3 months ago
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How can people complain of a lack of transfem representation in media when there are soooo many instances of men writing women?
3 months ago
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Gen z friend didn't get this boner quip because it involves understanding analog clocks, also because Gen z doesn't think about dicks/sex: *Cracks open cold beer* "it's 5:00 somewhere" "Ya, it's also 2:11 in my pants"
3 months ago
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