Beaver girl breaking up with deer girl: "frankly my deer, I don't give a dam"

Sally sallenberger

Love my girlies

Hello, shark piss, my old friend

Trans girl with bottom dysphoria and friend(1979)

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Brokeback if it was made today

"Puppies! You can't frot in here, This is the vore room!"

Beaver girl breaking up with deer girl: "frankly my deer, I don't give a dam"

Crazy that on the same day they incorrectly assigned my gender, they also removed the defining symbol of this supposed manhood (foreskin) 😭

Back in my day we just had good old chat. No gpt anywhere to be seen

The Transgender birthright trip is the k-hole.

Anyone else seen the beaver trilogy? I need to yap about it.

Kinda misleading that they'd call a game FINAL fantasy, then proceed to make a second one...

I have two connected toes and am also connected to the universal Devine feminine energy. Not a coincidence

Animal collective if they were good

Kids used to say "should I call her?" Nowadays they say "should I coll-ar? 🐶"

Male socialization? More like melee socialization #supersmashbrothers

Siliconemogging my PC components

The phrase "brainrot" feels a bit fungiphobic to me. Why not new brain beginnings? Brain rebirth?

Some people peaked in high school. I peaked five months ago.

I need y’all to know Japan is going to see a release of Hundreds of Beavers soon And they’ve called it FEVER BEAVER Localization is cool, actually

money poor but girl rich

Enjoyed the book itself! Had me LOLing, literally, like in public! 🫣 random crazy girl alert! Absolutely horrifying read overall. To woman is to suffer.

This cover sparked more conversations with strangers than any other book I've read (tho recently getting new tits may also be a factor 🤔)

Friends! The ICE siege of Minneapolis is not over, and YOU can help keep 200 families safe and housed for another month! These are trusted folks who have already helped 10% of all Central Minneapolis households pay rent. Please pitch in: gofund.me/d4acb0e6c

Just learned that "Mog" Stems from AMOG=Alpha Male of Group!?!? I'M THE ALPHA WOMAN. I WOG! Example: If I show up to the function with more/higher value partners than you, I polywog'd u.

A little insight into where I stand currently on caves and their uses

Back in my day, at the hang, we'd say pass "da cart" and get handed an annotated copy of Meditations on First Philosophy, not a battery powered electronic cigarette!

I tell ya, it's a thankless life being a mathematician. I earn an honest living crunching the numbers all day at the local school proving P vs. NP with no hope of a breakthrough. Then it hit me one day, I take my work home and ask my wife every night for some P and every time the answer is NP.

Still got that Chad jaw, sup nerds?

Chasers and mathematicians overlap because they are always thinking about P vs NP.

My white whale knick knack

Too much discourse on age gap relationships. Not enough discourse on rage gap relationships

NEW — ICE violence has spread well beyond Minneapolis, with agents landing in small cities like St. Cloud. I spoke with Alice Valentine, a local queer trans woman, who protested ICE on Monday and was pepper sprayed, beaten and jailed as a result, along with her girlfriend. This is Alice's story:

Some people peaked in high school. I peaked four months ago.

Love old comments on Sufjan Stevens content

Never been to Manchester. But I did used to have man chest hair. Now, however there's just woman breast there.

Yeah we're poly. Poly gonna open our marriage

Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/

People call millennials cringe, yet we were producing masterpieces like this.

Lost to a goddamn Stafford gambit. I'm retiring from chess ♟️👸🤬

Millennial pause? Like I'm some sort of heckin' pupper girl? (Homophone joke)

Doing a dry butt swab for PrEP testing really brought me back to putting tampons up my butt in middle school.

No offense to all the moms out there, but after a 15 minute interaction with my friend's 6 month old baby, I can confidently say that I'd be the goat mom.