#31DaysOfGraves day 8: glass.

“Right, go on then ol Chap.” (These thimbles/miniature vases probably)

Listen, I cannot move to yet another social media thing. If this one dies I will just no longer be extremely online. It will be a weird change but maybe I’m gettin too old for this shit

At the beauty shop

#31DaysOfGraves day 7: Angel. Angels don’t need legs. #stairway

I need to buy ramps and do my own oil changes. $100 for an oil change is bleepin robbery.

#31DaysOfGraves day 6: gender. “She was too good, too gentle and fair, To dwell in this cold world of care.”

🎵I try not to think about what might have been Cause that was then And we have taken different roads We can't go back again There's no use giving in And there's no way to know What might have been🎵

Sitting on the patio, 75 degrees, plastic mini bottle of wine, race on the radio, killing stinkbugs. Life is good.

#31DaysOfGraves day 5: bird. Birdie E. Booze

Burble & birds

Inculcate a sense of wonder. Throw in extraneous details. Add a monolith. Never explain it. Highlight the unknowable. Place the absence of a clue, never to be recovered. Resist the urge to tie it all up neatly. Encourage exploration and elaboration, but for each horizon crossed add multiple more.

Facebook marketplace hadn’t been invented the last time I was on fb. But people text me this stuff they think I would like 😹

#31DaysOfGraves day 3: tomb. I don’t have any tomb pics on my phone per se. The whole ground is a tomb.

#31DaysOfGraves day 2: nautical

Highest compliments: you look young, you’re funny, this food is good, what is this flower, can you find this cemetery for me? Sliding into DMs on Find A Grave is the new flirting with me. Still got it! 😹

#WindowsOnWednesday in association with #AdoorableThursday

"I have dreamt in my life dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and changed my ideas; they have gone through and through me, like wine through water, and altered the colour of my mind." ~ Emily Brontë Deep in the Autumn Wood (1893) 🎨 Grigoriy Myasoyedov

Oh hi, so our fucknut president hasn’t blown up the world yet??? That’s good. Just popping in to tell yall about my STRIPPING for pleasure. It really helps. Might just be the fumes. But highly recommend.

I’m going farther up under my rock. You all have been marvelous, I truly care about you guys. I’m happier when I’m ignorant 🪺✌️Holler if there’s an emergency [email protected] #loveyameanit

#DavidsMonthOfMusic day 17: amazing drumming. This is not just a Jimmy Page trip, Bonzo was fully on this vision quest too 🤍 youtu.be/kJQ_rJR3yCs

#WindowsOnWednesday in association with #AdoorableThursday present this confection🍬

Humongous painful forearm bruise I have no recollection of getting. Really brings out the freckles & skin cancer/bug bite scars! Ladies do not work outdoors! Marry for money! 😹

live your life in such a way that every tribute to your death mentions, even without meaning to, that you were really hot.

Been off for 4 days. How can I be expected to go back now??? I don’t want to.

#DavidsMonthOfMusic day 16: And/& in title. Magnet and Steel w Stevie Nicks on backup 🩵 youtu.be/2RamSFoo0jw

That was an Emmy-winning feedback booth #AntiquesRoadshow naughty salt & pepper 😹😹😹

That was an Emmy-winning appraisal. #AntiquesRoadshow

Colophon. Hmm. Adding that to the drinking game. #AntiquesRoadshow

For unknown reasons, violins bore me. Up there with soup tureens. #AntiquesRoadshow Better than civil war shiite, but still.

MAP ALERT!!!!!!!! #antiquesroadshow

Can I repost something more than once??

Yasssss

Girl yes, wear it bicycling #AntiquesRoadshow

To my fellow #AT40 ers tonight I’m taking a detour into #AntiquesRoadshow land. It’s another great escape from the everyday realities we are facing. Follow along on her our your PBS station.

#DavidsMonthOfMusic day 15: article of clothing. Fan of the song and the articles. youtu.be/qt8pQwnFwWQ

Just store treasure

#DavidsMonthOfMusic day 14: from a musical. I love this movie, dialects, singing around the house, fake british stuff, etc. youtu.be/xmADMB2utAo

Went to a magical log cabin restaurant in shitkicker Virginia. Loved it. Gonna tell people it was an English pub.

Seeing brick made in your Ohio home county out in the wild in Virginia🤎 oh hi

That’s a NASCAR reference

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

#DavidsMonthOfMusic day 12: song for star gazing. Lol This song freaked me out as a kid youtu.be/PBnks1DTiFg

Got so many proper nouns muted that when something happens I’m like what happened, but also: I know I don’t even want to know

Bob Pockrass, my most trusted journalist.

#DavidsMonthOfMusic day 11: “ing” in the title. (What would my timeline be without zep) Especially love midway through when the song soars way up into the sky. youtu.be/bJSJavz1AOM

La la la la la

No, I don't want to "quickly hop on a call with you". I want to bump into you at random on a rain-lashed heath, nod at you in silent mutual admiration as we watch a buzzard gliding smoothly over a dramatic chicane in the river, then get the fuck on with my day

#DavidsMonthOfMusic day 10: a fave song recommended to you. My sister Molly sends me bangers like this all the time. youtu.be/7-NOZU2iPA8

#DavidsMonthOfMusic day 9: 9 letter word in title. Sometimes Wine. (Always wine for me, thanks! ) youtu.be/T610KFOSNHw