White boxer briefs are so slutty

mood.

👀

I love horror movies, I love haunted houses, I love pumpkin spice, I love fun-sized candy, I love costume parties, so yes I’m a

Hello from your favorite daddy and his one curl

I think my barista is flirting with me.

“He had two children!” Oh? Aren’t they alive? Are you also this angry when actual children are murdered?

I’m honestly still in shock. I don’t think I’ve even fully processed yet what happened. It was just so sudden. It’s crazy how a person can be in one place at one moment and then just suddenly gone. I’m just devastated that Rachel Reilly is no longer in the Big Brother house.😭🙏

Your dad’s favorite bisexual daddy

So daddy heard you’ve been bad…

It’s time

Usually a 5 but naturally a 6

Kiss a bisexual today! (Me. I mean me)

Extending my bisexual era into the fall AND growing out my hair? Oh it’s gonna be wild.

Drink your milk yall

It’s funny how a good c*m will get the thought of wanting a boyfriend out of my head real fast. We should study this.

Nutty pumpkin anyone?

And so it begins…

Not my own pops calling me bisexual

Happy National Underwear Day!

Work.

How do I let my landscaper know that I want him to give it to me raw

Hi

Beach

It’s too hot to drive with a shirt

Coming back to work after time off is such a chore. Why was I put on this earth to suffer such hardship? I bet no one is suffering this bad right now.

I heard some of y’all are working today? Ha ha. How cute.

We know someone who won’t be participating in FCF today nor ever. 🤭

being the naked neighbor is hard work but someone has to do it

Happy Hump Day (Johnny’s Version) [From the Vault]

On the yellow brick road in front of the lion and the tin man.

My favorite game on IG is DMing a hot celeb hoping that one day he just might be desperate enough. A girl can dream.

Headless torso era

Need him inside of me

Happy Monday!

Proof i touch grass sometimes

Well?

If you’re having a bad day…

Let’s get physical

How is it already Sunday night

Office Daddy Mode activated today

Everyone: YOU AREN’T IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH JONATHAN BAILEY!!!! Me:

In dire need of attention

Forget July4th

My asshole neighbors are already throwing fireworks. IT IS NOT JULY 4TH YET.

Did something very homosexual yesterday. Perfect way to close out Pride Month. 🌈

Hide your dads because I’m out

All I want now is for fall to arrive so I can be sipping on something pumpkin spice while wearing a cozy oversize sweater. This is just too much. 🥵

It’s “make your iced coffee at home while sitting around naked” kind of hot today.

Oh hello