The most mother to out-mother all the mothers with her mothering.

Today was the Mondayest of all Mondays.

I’ve missed yall

Yall this blizzard is wild

Greeting fellas

VD outfit

Happy Valentine’s Day yall

Hey boys how’s my hair

Let’s get pizza

Hi

Snowed in

Nothing will stop me from iced coffee

Won an award at work today. Is this what Taylor Swift feels like omg

Proof I do wear clothes sometimes.

I’m in manhattan for work today. How early is too early to open the apps. Im in a mood

Fine. Hump day.

It's leg day and coincidentally #humpday too 🍑

The plot twist 2026 NEEDS

Gotta love Monday mornings when you’re off

There’s no Sunday scaries during a three day weekend.

Decided not to workout today because my body needed a break. Yep. I’m in my mid 30s now.

Should post I post more here again

Oh hi

First workout of the year!!!

Happy new year!!!!

Happy Birthday to me!!! Season 43 is now in the books and it was a great year! Learned a lot about myself. Had a lot of fun of the 😂🥹😈 variety. Went to FOUR concerts!!! Also got healthier and into the best shape I’ve been in years. Here’s to Season 44 and hopefully another amazing year.

I hope I don’t stand up during this call

FCF but also shy

The Face X The Cheeks

EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

Waiting for the man of my dreams. The delivery man bringing me my dinner.

Not the FCF y’all probably want but oh well.

I love gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re a shirtless Luigi looking for his Mario

Celebrate Halloween as intended!

Siri play “I Forgot That You Existed.”

I’ll be your father figure

Over here bopping to this masterpiece.

Butt

White boxer briefs are so slutty

mood.

👀

I love horror movies, I love haunted houses, I love pumpkin spice, I love fun-sized candy, I love costume parties, so yes I’m a

Hello from your favorite daddy and his one curl

I think my barista is flirting with me.

“He had two children!” Oh? Aren’t they alive? Are you also this angry when actual children are murdered?

I’m honestly still in shock. I don’t think I’ve even fully processed yet what happened. It was just so sudden. It’s crazy how a person can be in one place at one moment and then just suddenly gone. I’m just devastated that Rachel Reilly is no longer in the Big Brother house.😭🙏

Your dad’s favorite bisexual daddy

So daddy heard you’ve been bad…

It’s time

Usually a 5 but naturally a 6