Special guest The Doors at 7:30, show at 8!

Here's a quick (and yes, quite crude) guide to the EG/Safety Bear tour starting next week. If you're wondering why we're parting ways near the end there, it's because sometimes I can be staring directly at words for a long time and still not process them correctly. It happens (to me).

Here's a quick (and yes, quite crude) guide to the EG/Safety Bear tour starting next week. If you're wondering why we're parting ways near the end there, it's because sometimes I can be staring directly at words for a long time and still not process them correctly. It happens (to me).

Our cover of "122 Hours of Fear" by The Screamers! electricgrandmother.bandcamp.com/album/122-ho...

When someone hands you a flyer advertising a show you’re playing #dcmusic #musicsky

Hey folks! I wrote another job story here for your enjoyment, tells the story of my short-lived stint at the Solon Kmart, the first and probably grandest tale of my firings www.electricgrandmother.com/2025/04/18/t...

Next show b/w a photo from a recent gig at Wax Atlas taken by Eric Baylies

Every so often, the douchebags who organize shows at a venue put their own band on, so that's what's happening next month. May 1st in DC will the first date in a our grand 4-date tour, we'll be joined by The Rhinestone Hecklers for the Wonderland gig, and we are simply jazzed 🎷🎺

:)

@joooooemoooore.bsky.social Think we might be getting somewhere here

#kraftwerk #manmachine Kraftwerk forever ♥️

KRAFTWERK

This isn’t a rental shirt. It’s privately owned. I adore my EG tee. ✨🖤✨ @egrandmother.bsky.social @e-grandmotherette.bsky.social

The Leopard, killin it at punkrock karaoke.

Cuddly bois on Caturday

Hey BlueSky users, I'm trying to get back into my writing, because why the heck not. Amidst all the turmoil, allow me to take you back to the simpler times of a Bill Clinton presidency and my first job. Sea World of Ohio, Summer of 1994.

We could all use a little more Major Tom

Jack’s got his yoga routine down

RIP, David Johansen

Rest easy David

After careful consideration, we have decided to cancel our upcoming performance at the Kennedy Center

Two sons sunning

We are rewatching the Simpsons in order so I’m watching some season 1 episodes for the first time in decades. Two observations: these plot lines are in retrospect quite dark and the stills from the early episodes are particularly unhinged.

This is a thing that is happening tomorrow! It’s my best friend/bandmate/fuck buddy @egrandmother.bsky.social ‘s birthday and we’ll be playing a very fun, punk heavy set, sharing the stage with @fantazmadc.bsky.social and @krimeslugs.bsky.social at a @roxplosion.bsky.social joint. FREE! Be there!!!!

Yes! #PunkRockParkingLot hits #theDewDropInn on Sunday with @egrandmother.bsky.social & #fantazma & #KrimeSlugs and it don't cost nuthin! (Krime Slugs photo pending)

The light is always flattering in here #hotkaraokeselfies

Since we are preparing for a show at Dew Drop on Sunday to celebrate @egrandmother.bsky.social 's birthday AND we are playing a new song AND it's already Wednesday, I grabbed my free salad and ducked into a conference room to work on images. [thread]

Currently cleaning out my closet. I love my mom, but giving me the old dinosaur drawings I made in church and leaving it up to me to decide whether or not to throw them away is some low down shit.

Come watch us play on February 23 at Dew Drop for @egrandmother.bsky.social ‘s birthday with @fantazmadc.bsky.social and @krimeslugs.bsky.social AND enjoy this adorable flyer made by Kaptain Slug himself 🥰 #dcmusic #apocalypticpop #synthpunk #yaaaay

February 23rd at Dew Drop Inn! Birthday shenanigans!

Snuggly fellas

Baltimore, February 7th at Wax Atlas, photo by Jenna

I had a great night playing Baltimore yesterday and though there were many highlights, my stupid ass forgot to take pics besides this selfie with @egrandmother.bsky.social and Raye of @krimeslugs.bsky.social which is possibly the most flattering picture of me ever. We all cute 🥰

Here’s where the heck we’ll be tonight and tomorrow. One as lovely hosts, the other as dazzling performers. Both events are free. Good day to you 💕

This Friday night, The Electric Grandmother returns to Baltimore! Performing at the Wax Atlas (see: Mr. Wax doing his thing) with Taylorshit.net, 50’♀ and the Worms, Witching Hours FREE SHOW 7 pm

We just rammed a cybertruck with our car

Free and IMPORTANT EVENT happening next week in #washingtondc

HAHAHA. WHEY!

Jonathan knows. Listen to Jonathan.

@e-grandmotherette.bsky.social WHEY

Next #PunkRockParkingLot Feb 23 at #theDewDropInn with @egrandmother.bsky.social & #fantazma & @krimeslugs.bsky.social and (as always) no cover!

Our next DC show will be Sunday, February 23rd at Dew Drop Inn at Roxplosion’s PRPL concert series. We plan to do a set of our punkier numbers in honor of this momentous occasion, and debut of a cover of maybe the coolest song ever made, "122 Hours of Fear" by The Screamers. Birthday show too!

Sick day activities - Mystery Science Theater, grilled cheese and ketchup, me and Jack telling you to go to hell.

So weird

Diddy’s like “Whatever I want I have to get,”meanwhile I can’t book a show in Cleveland on a Monday

We're a BlueSky family, and have been for yon 50 years now? It's a name we can trust, dedicated to quality. @egrandmother.bsky.social @e-grandmotherette.bsky.social