Made me literally gasp with delight

Tonight come see us before we leave on our harrowing 3 stop, two-state tour! #dcmusic #livemusic #livedcmusic #synthpop

At this morning’s standup Coworker: I like your skirt, Mary Alice Me: Thank you, I call it my “Saved By the Bell skirt.” Hours later, in the elevator Another coworker: I like your skirt, Mary Alice. It reminds me of Saved By the Bell I work in a good place.

It’s a very nice day for a lunchtime walk outside and a smoothie. I’m not snorting it, I awkwardly placed the straw near my nose to show enough of the cup for color play and for that I am truly sorry.

Well I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can YOU?

We are having refrigerator problems and when the repair guy pulled the fridge out, we found out what happened to all of Major Tom’s favorite mouse toys went

Same

There’s a song about that youtu.be/J4Nh4TIZX8o?...

Major Tom doing his thing #catsky

This is going to be a literally unbelievable good time! 🥰

With similar energy to when you take a moment to acknowledge a clear, 75-degree day as being a solidly good time to be alive, I recommend that you soak in the fact that the Trump administration had a very bad week. It’s not *just* approval ratings, but that’s a good place to start (source: RCP)

Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day

I’m not sure why, but they’ve started cracking down on office hotelers soft-reserving by leaving shit at our unofficial desks? We’ve been asked to “remove personal effects.” I was trying to think of some way to scare people into respecting my territory. Then I remembered this bag of googly eyes.

This is one of my favorite accounts

This is so fun and so worthy of the 300-whatever seconds it’ll take you to listen to both songs. We are also playing consecutive shows in DC, Pgh, CBus and Cincy on May 1, 2, 3 and 5 in that order!! #musicsky #dcmusic #pghmusic #cbusmisic #cincymusic #diy #synthpop #electropunk

I’m obsessed with this

#musicsky #artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash Day 15, my very favorite Clash song youtu.be/96UtZPLiT90?...

I do love pope drama. Here are some artifacts of past pope upheaval from my personal collection

#musicsky #artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash No particular order, day 14 RIP POPE youtu.be/dJLcrLRtT0M?...

When someone hands you a flyer advertising a show you’re playing #dcmusic #musicsky

#musicsky #artistfave15 #musicchallenge No particular order, day lucky 13 You think this song is nice and then you read the lyrics and it gets really very nice ♥️ youtu.be/jDa8T9EM4Tg?...

I can’t believe they paid him in cash

Attn Musicsky #artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash No particular order, day 12 I love the soundtrack to a crumbling empire youtu.be/nhbSYP8cyD8?...

Attn Musicsky #artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash No particular order, day 11 youtu.be/JcW8VNwYvL0?...

Attn Musicsky #artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash No particular order, day 10 youtu.be/fFYLCj-hCsc?...

Attn Musicsky #artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash No particular order, day 9 This one for the story of the original lyric being “I’m so bored with you” and Strummer adding “the USA.” ♥️ youtu.be/2D-l1MauBmM?...

Be there, Musicsky #dcmusic #diymusic #yay #freeshow

This cheese looks like Arizona

Attn Musicsky #artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash No particular order, day 8 youtu.be/9PCtKQ6xsyA?...

The image at left is a Webby Award. Did they do this on purpose, or?

A nice thing about being a houseplant person is that you can give yourself inexpensive presents and not feel like you’re destroying your health or the planet or whatever. Is houseplantsky a thing? It should be.

More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

#artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash Attn Musicsky No particular order, day 7 Old Man Strummer telling ‘em to get off his lawn youtu.be/gD_AyGGhuCA?...

Alt: hey Marge, what were your gambling losses last year? Marge: $700

Fun aside: we made enough in royalties this year to complete a Schedule E 🎉

I wish I could get some joy from how sitcommy my hatred and fear of doing taxes is, but nothing can soothe this tortured soul.

#artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash No particular order, day 6 “Every cheap hood strikes a bargain with the world. Ends up making payments on a sofa or a girl.” ♥️😭 youtu.be/Td6I5l9UnSg?...

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

#artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash No particular order, day 5 youtu.be/JeTw_p_WglY?...

I hope this headline brightens your day as it has mine

Attn Musicsky #artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash No particular order, day 4 youtu.be/_m7_nPzG0E4?...

It’s hard to be away from work for two weeks, realize how much you’re actually needed, and not come out with a godlike sense of self. I’m really trying hard.

happy confederate surrender day to all

Attn Musicsky #artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash No particular order, day 3 youtu.be/Ul0uJfhywW8?...

Attn Musicsky #artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash No particular order, day 2 My favorite first cut for any album youtu.be/1xgwXkULDCs?...

I’m going to keep doing these until it gets old or burdensome. Attn Musicsky #artistfave15 #musicchallenge #theclash No particular order, day 1 youtu.be/WD5N0rTsulQ?...

A near constant feature of my consciousness in quiet times is to wonder what inspires someone to write a song about the time a party broke out while Bobby Darin was taking a bath. youtu.be/QSA-yHzkvP8?...

Nice, so it tastes like feet and asshole

Entertaining myself during the NCAA Men’s Final Four by scouting Cooper Flagg for my Wizards and also thinking about Jamey Sheridan’s portrayal Randall Flagg from the 1994 adaptation of Stephen King’s The Stand.