I randomly just remembered that my first GI doctor’s name was Dr. Pou

I can’t wait to hear Int’l Players Anthem at my wedding

So many straight men have so many rules against having fun… and for what?? I genuinely don’t know what the benefit is How do these standards make your life more enjoyable? 🤔😵‍💫

“Oh, I didn’t bring my phone tonight.” —Me, at a restaurant with “only” QR menus

Ring, Nextdoor, Facebook neighborhood groups, whatever—they all reveal how bizarre, paranoid, and dim human beings can be

Oh hell no - It’s 6 am, I barely scrolled my feed and saw something about mummy bread ??? I’m going to do my morning spiritual practice, I’ll be back later, I’ll feel more protected then

i admit: I only just now read my full autism diagnosis report It always felt too scary, confronting But I read it this morning and cried I accept it: I’m a very sensitive person w/ many needs who soars w/ the right accommodations It’s ok to have needs It’s ok to have needs It’s ok to have needs

I really want to rewatch some shows but I don’t feel like getting upset again 🫤

Childhood memory unlocked 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Release everything that does not serve you” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 There are valuable things that don’t necessarily “serve” you Dogged individualism is a pox Look out for each other

Niche feeling: Returning to a podcast and enjoying it years after saying, “I like these people, but I can’t listen to them until they grow up”

Feeling grateful I don’t live in the “all men cheat” universe. Sounds stressful

I'm rewriting the post before I do that.

Disability’s visibility isn’t always an accurate measure of its severity

I thought “im a genie in a bottle” was about school… “I’m cheating in the finals” 🫤

Checkered Vans slip-ons with lyrics sharpie’d all over were an integral part of my adolescent aesthetic. Very dramatic

One place I lived in the Bay, when I made hella $$, was above a Target. I really would just go, “I’m in the mood to buy random shit,” go shopping & take the elevator back up to my spot Now I see their empty parking lots and desperate social media posts in glee I really wasted so much money there 😵‍💫

accomplice > “ally”

A thing of

I appreciate men wearing bags because stop putting all your stuff in my purse… making it heavy af 😠

My fiancé and I are at the point of dressing alike and it’s honestly cuter than it sounds

I don’t enjoy sex unless I can fully let go. I can’t fully let go until I see those sti results 🤷🏾‍♀️

This hurts 😭

ON. I don’t feel like saying “okay” or “got it” to let you know I read something

Dyed pet fur 🤝 colored contacts

I. Love. This. So. Much. Why limit intimacy to just one person? We are all oceans, depths unbound. I like romancing my friends and vice versa. Thank you for articulating something I haven’t had the words for!

I am truly in love with my friends. Just because it’s platonic doesn’t mean it’s not delicious and lovely

“Power over” is taking someone’s power so you can have more “Power with” is supporting each other in becoming more powerful

I promise it’s okay to wear the shoe size that actually fits you

6 years ago, I was trying out a new therapist and every time I said “no worries,” she’d curtly respond, “I’m not worried” So obviously I never saw her again

I had a medium knotless appointment scheduled from 7 to 12 today I had a medium knotless appointment that lasted from 7 to 12 today On the dot. I could cry 🥲

My favorite day on that app 😭😭😭😭 I was GLUED to my phone I left so early… I wish I deactivated instead of deleting just for Lizzie’s in a box and the Montgomery brawl 😩

I used to worry, “When’s the next big thing going to happen?” Waiting for the other shoe to drop Now I remember Most of my days are pretty chill. Lovely, even And I’ve survived everything I’ve ever been through I’m good

I honestly didn’t realize that they weren’t talking about Ric Flair when they said there’s a nature boy documentary lol

You’re wasting your money if you lie to your doctors and lawyers

Unpopular opinion But that’s okay It’s not an opinion It’s a fact

Honestly, the biggest thing I learned from D.A.R.E. was that drugs existed

“I generated that” and “Shut that off!” made me cackle

I’ve become one of those people who always wears sunglasses on her head… very dramatic

Idea: Tool that tracks how late doctors are running and tells you, in real time, when your actual appointment is

I love that so many of us remember the name Fefe Dobson

You’re evil if you don’t let me go first in the grocery line when I have 2 items and you’re in front of me with a full cart 😡

My ass is a delicacy, not to be compared to swine. Pinky up when you eat it

Do I really look familiar, or have you just seen a few other Black women recently?

I needed to cheer up, so I’m wearing a fancy French clown nose all day

What you see on the internet is just my highlight reel You haven’t seen my pill drawers I have an awesome life that I never could have dreamed of AND I get so sad sometimes People hurt me I mess up I am a lot of things beyond my highlight reel

Separate. I just let the autocorrect do its thing every time

I can’t explain it, but cishet men seem to remember high school better than the rest of us

Putting “the” before words that don’t need “the” in front of them >>>>