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Gunpowder Treason Plot. Just sayin'.

Journalists, a free tip: When prominent Republicans claim not to have seen Trump's literal shit-post (and they will) ask them "So do you think the President's reach on social media is diminishing, given how people just aren't seeing his posts?"

No lies detected.

Tr*mp is such a friggin' Loser. #TrumpisaLoser

*chef's kiss*

Tonight's Spooky Season movie: 'Night of the Reaper' 80s-tastic slasher awesomeness! HIGHLY RECOMMEND! (TW: implied offscreen violence against dogs, imo bodies shown look obviously fake) #NightoftheReaper #ShudderFilms

Chicago is next on the Bootlicker's US Tour. Which reminds me, @jackno.bsky.social can you pick up soup on your way home? You know. To feed our family. 🥫

For reference - I will *always* want to see the adorable/ridiculous thing your furbabies did. 🐾 Regular babies will need to be vetted.

Very Good Boy

GODDAMMIT HUNTER! 🤯😍 #WWE #TruthHurts

once again I must tap my own sign

This is possibly the best thing all week.

Further cementing my status as an Early Little Old Lady - Quincy MD is now the series I watch regularly while I mend socks, cat on my lap, in my rocker, glasses perched on the very tip of my nose. 🧵🧦🐈‍⬛️

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

I am so friggin' excited for Worlds Collide!! #luchalibre #AAA #WWE #

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the Eurovision semifinalists must select the new Pope the cardinals of the church must sing.

Oh well.

Entrances this Wrestlwmania have been pretty meh. Even so, War Raiders got screwed with those bullshit video game tie-in plastics parts.

Have loved #ReyFenix since #LuchaUnderground & excited he's joined #WWE! Just wish I could watch his entrance. My husband tells me he does and amazing flip in the ring, but I'll never see it cuz of the intensely strobing lights 😭

If you're not already following these folks, it might be a good idea to do so to keep up with the penguin threat to our nation. #taxpenguinmadegoods bsky.app/profile/hear... bsky.app/profile/peng...

Defence Ministry: Shoreline defence force Gentoo’s prepare mortars. Our Navy Seals conduct clandestine training, and teach tactical camouflage and concealment to juveniles. We stand ready. Flippers Up.

Found some nostalgia in the neighborhood's free little library. Loved it as a kid, and as an adult there's humor I didn't catch at a younger age, making it even better! 🐇🦇🍅 #Bunnicula #TheCeleryStalksAtMidnight #freelittlelibrary

Roses are red Violets are blue

Wrestling with current events #ba-dum-tss

FFS.

Who says there isn't truth in advertising

Waiting for the new glasses to get here, wearing my glasses at the tip of my nose playing trombone with my phone. So if any #professionalwrestling federations need a ref, I'm available! 🦓 #wwe #tna #aew #njpw

Picked up a #visiblemending kit from The Dropped Stitch in Andersonville. Grandma's old cardigan - I'm coming for you! #sentimentalstitching

Feelin' this hard today. (this is apparently #DadRock these days...oof) #oldlady #getoffmylawn 🪨👵

Big fans of this post...

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Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate! 🦉 I'm watching for the commercials & working on this little guy from hooklinetinker.com. #addBirder #SuperbOwl

Thus far I have not been impressed with 2025.

Well deserved high praise for @gallantknightgames.com ! 💜

Watching tv and realized in all of many christmas commercials - the ground is devoid of snow. It's a good thing global warming is a hoax, or I'd really be scared. ⛄️

Hello Bluesky, I am in you.

What they don’t tell you is the REAL reason the Grinch grew three sizes that day is he straight-up discovered all the Ho’s down in Ho-ville.