Take a shot every time you drive past a Wawa; I call it the Delco DUI

Trimming my micro bangs. God grant me strength and wisdom 💯🔥💯

5x5 Friday 🫶🏻

I’m like if they invented a guy who was sleepy

Partner said they wouldn’t still like me if I became the joker or even the riddler :/

5x5 Friday ♥️

Beloved venue World Cafe Live needs community support more than ever to survive but won’t, because their new management foolishly prioritized venture capital funding, promising revolutionary VR experiences and the metaverse, while treating their workers like an expendable nuisance. 🧵

Check engine light on, world out

Finally done

Ran out of salt so I put # soysauce in my grits and honestly not bad. But I do feel a lot more peasant-core

Weird day to be trans and a leftist. Didn’t understand why there was suddenly so much controversy over Magic The Gathering

I need someone to come spray me with cold water every time I look away from my computer and I should be able to finish my editing in 12 hours

Using a cough drop that expired 6/2024. I’ll let yall know how it goes

I would fucking crush in the world of interior design but I will never pursue it because I would go literally insane. Like there actually is a correct answer to where everything should go and I would absolutely start hearing voices

Guy who keeps dating questionably younger women to get student discounts on plugins

Every album is a concept about if you think about it. Like “what if I was conor oberst”

New Sega PlayStation just dropped, just googled Vox AC120. I don’t know if a niche exists that will get both these references.

Should never have smoked that shit, now I’m in the I’m Wide Awake it’s Morning album cover

Oh you think being fat is bad? Now imagine if we were talking about guitar tone? Now you look fucking stupid

I’m just going to start posting my favorite tweets from my og Twitter on here. Can’t leave behind that backlog 💯

I can’t use instagram at all anymore because my feed isn’t anyone I follow, just rage bait home renovation videos. If you show me a video of someone painting their 70 year old hard wood floors white I’m not opening your app for a week.

everyone follow @fadedhome.bsky.social RIGHT NOW!!

Taking my role as an upstairs neighbor seriously (seeing if I could still skip) ((still got it))

dropbox: full bank account: empty vpn: on eyes: up hands: to God gender: i'll kill u

Somehow have trained my body’s sleep schedule to be 10 hours then 4 hours every other day

5x5 Friday 10 mins late

Having a fun tradition for my lunch break where I bring my journal outside to journal and then instead respond to my 30 missed texts

It’s poppin at the Farg twin

Sang along to Jordaan Mason and the horse museum too hard in my car and now my throat hurts. No one ever talks about how hard it is to be trans.

Theo is an amazing musician and producer and I'm really glad they're back on Bsky. Do yourself a favour if you have a taste for heartfelt indie rock melancholy and check out Faded Home: fadedhome.bandcamp.com/track/a-bett...

GenAI music is charting 😩 I wish I could explain why I think AI music sucks but I can't. It's antithetical to what art is. It's anti-life. How can I explain to someone the difference between real flowers and fake plastic ones? The difference between someone who likes you and someone who pretends to?

i am much more a songwriter/bedroom producer than a visual artist but am going to do a thread of some of my pencil and ink drawings and paper collages:

I don’t remember the last day I didn’t work But I also don’t remember the last day I didn’t have an egg sandwich. Life finds a way

Cheney down, Zohran up. Feeling like this guy rn

This app feels so much more formal than Twitter which is why I feel like I can’t get into it. I need to find the spheres of people tweeting stupid shit.

They’re calling me Velma the way I can’t find my glasses. And because I’m wearing a big sweater and turtleneck rn. And also I’m alone in a warehouse a little afraid of the weird sounds I’m hearing.

playing drums in a Bright Eyes cover set tonight with my pal Conor what’s up I love Halloween

Back after over a year again. Did I miss anything?

Hiii #diysky little pinned intro post. • faded home is a sad indie rock band, originally from the DC scene, now permanently in Philadelphia • I (Theo) am a recording engineer and social media manager at Headroom Studios • they/them

Apparently it takes 5 days in Virginia to overpower 200mgs of lamictal

I have officially lost my septum ring on the floor of a Spirit Halloween

I am back after over a year 🙂‍↕️ did I miss anything?

Greta Gerwig is Natasha Lyonne for lesbians whose Tegan and Sarah is Boy Genius

Boutta "do u like car seat headrest" my way outta some pussy

Lex is so funny bc I couldn’t get anyone to take a free binder but I gave away an open box of franzia in 20 minutes, pick up and all.

Trying to come up with something cool to say for my first post on here is stressing me out so I’m just gonna summarize: bright eyes, small ceramic houses, ribbon microphones, being gay