There’s a lady on the television who is a Professor of Existential Risk…this sounds like the role I was BORN FOR…

I feel moved to tell you that I have never and never intent to, run the London Marathon..

My new album. Out in July: 'Izzy Wizzy Let's Get Bizzy' How magic became...Magick. @cherryredrecords.bsky.social will be available on vinyl/CD and digital trash

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Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

www.theguardian.com/music/2026/f... Nice Graun piece on BBR. Much thanks to @luketurner.bsky.social

I just started watching ‘Small Prophets’. Gosh, it really is the TV show we’ve been waiting for, isn’t it? I wouldn’t have believed something like this could be made

BBC's Arabic radio service in Lebanon closed after 85 years as part of a £28.5m savings drive. 'Just months later, in October 2023, the Russian state-owned Sputnik news agency took over the frequency. Its news bulletin opened with “This is Moscow”, replacing the previous “This is London” intro.' 🙄

BBC World Service - an IRL jewel in the crown… www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

our FT story from June 2023 showed: Mandelson stayed at Epstein’s $77m townhouse in Manhattan in June 2009 while the financier was in prison for soliciting prostitution from minor in 2010 and 2011 Epstein noted that “Petie” was with him in Paris, where the financier owned a sumptuous apartment

A reminder that punctuation is important.

Now THIS is a night out….

Thinking of the hundreds of London lobbyists, architects, PR advisers, engineers, etc who managed to buy a house in Clapham after a few years work on whatever this was.

I am very much enjoying the new pronunciation of Caracas…

As a mother who works full time, I'm sick of drudgery. Faced with a mountain of laundry, I refold the dirty towels and put them back to be used again. Let those thoughtless fools dry themselves on each other's filth. I use clean fluffy towels that I hide in my wardrobe

Looking forward to this year’s Doomsday Clock announcement! thebulletin.org/2026/01/join...

Gino D’Acampo burgled Paul Young’s house and stole his guitars… #paulyoungat70 #ginodisgraced

My internal world for four days… youtu.be/eHA31M2zglQ

Great to see that Five have been having a successful second career as bald car mechanics…

@lukehaines.bsky.social and I are the Fanny and Alexander of North London as the Christmas Fallbaules are on the tree and the I Am Kurious Oranj diorama from @heykidsshop.bsky.social is assembled.

Reality TV pitch: ‘Absolute Tripe’, a show reviving the traditional British tripe-eating contest (with an option of silken tofu for any vegetarian contestants)

Oh, Frank!

I am finding Your Party to be problematic in that every headline about them reads like an accusation….

lwtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/bla... Black Box Recorder are playing The London.Palladium next year. It's not nostalgia - it's revenge.

Is anybody going to see My Bloody Valentine tonight and would they like to give me their ticket?

Big news coming tomorrow. Watch this space.

Mistakes have been made…

This is now outside the paywall, please do read and share

🧵On our revelations today about the BBC Coup and the Prescott Dossier. The leaked ‘BBC Bias’ memo Trump used to attack the BBC was authored by Michael Prescott — a Hanover lobbyist paid by US tech/media giants tied to Trump. Full story: bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b... 1/12

It begins…

If @lukehaines.bsky.social opens a Showaddywaddy box set on Christmas Day gifted to him by his son, I shall be holding John Lewis to account…

open.spotify.com/artist/6Hd3x... Child Psych streaming at 60 mil. 1.4 mill monthly listeners. Trebles all 'round for our record label and spotify. Not so much for us. Poor me, wah wah wah. Life is unfair.

BBC Archive just uploaded The Lonely Shore (1962), a surreal 15-minute short that takes the form of a scientific report from an abandoned and desolate future Britain. Written by Jacquetta Hawkes, an actual archaeologist, and directed by Ken Russell, an actual madman.

Rest in peace D’Angelo, true genius of music. I’m so sad. Black Messiah was the first love gift I ever bought my husband when we first started dating…

Oh no. Sometimes the obituaries just seem to come in like waves. Generations pass, I suppose. The water gets closer.

Hours after burying his wife, two children and grandson, Palestinian journalist Wael al-Dahdouh went back on air to continue reporting His ability to continue his job while Israel killed tens of thousands of Gazans around him has turned him into an icon of bravery

Wonder how long the sub-editor has been waiting for this to happen…

Quick self-awareness memo to all aging people in music and media who are trading on past glories - draping yourself in 18 year olds is cringe and creepy. Really.

The blue team have done unbelievably badly on Today’s Bargain Hunt…

Last gig before the heating goes on and I stop leaving the house. Come along if you’re at a loose end! www.thelexington.co.uk/event.php?id...

This morning I said 'Never mind ban the boats, how about ban the bands' and it made me laugh. If you are interested in hearing more of these kind of 'zingers' then come to the Lexington on Sunday, where I will be playing a benefit gig for Resonance FM.

OK, Butthole Surfers film incoming! Watch the trailer for the Albini quote... www.youtube.com/watch?v=29dA... (screenshot not showing up for some reason...)

Why is it always a children's book? When do we get a celebrity who decides to edit a Festschrift or prepare an annotated edition of a primary source text?

The BBC Archive YouTube channel is the best thing to happen in my life since the old queen died…

What’s the latest in Mass Hysteria Event News? This is, hands down, my favourite kind of news - and indeed event…

Melvyn Bragg steps down from In Our Time - how the hell am I meant to get to sleep now?..

If you have a phone hidden for your safety you need to know about this…

Luke Haines - Peter Buck “Blow Your Mind” Hot Sauce. Available at gigs or online. Proceeds to charity. Order: www.rockadoodledo.com/shop-all/blo... To benefit: www.musicforall.org.uk

Two minutes of Octopus Rock from the @lukehaines.bsky.social and Peter Buck show at Omeara in London last night…

Saturday Kitchen, what a format. An actor is talking about the book she’s written about WW2 whilst nobody listens and two blokes make some goats cheese profiteroles.