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Even with the new lids, Grillos still finds a new way to spill pickle juice all over my fridge

Went on a wild goose chase looking for dinner in the White Bear Lake area without an RSVP. Ended up at the new Mi Causa location and I swear on Baby Jesus that they serve the best rotisserie chicken in the Twin Cities.

The devil works hard, but Renewal by Anderson works harder. Holy shit why are they so aggressive

You’d think I’d have lived here long enough to not get mad about a snow storm after the first fake spring

Trader Joe’s had a 4 per person limit so I had to try some. Threw in air fryer for five minutes and yes, they are fluffy, pillowy and amazing

honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.

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I need to dress older so that strangers stop making 6-7 references with me

Gently cradling my footlong Subway sandwich as I walk out to my car like a beautiful flower bouquet

Once I asked a doctor relative what I thought was a a health question & he started answering it at the molecular level and now I know how my coworker felt when they asked me for banh mi suggestions

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

As a Spanish speaker I will confirm that what they were singing about during the halftime show was how embarrassing that one thing you did once was, like you specifically

We hosted a Super Bowl party and I still don’t know which teams were in it, but I did eat six eggrolls and washed em down with Mai Tai’s in the corner and watched Opalite so it’s been a pretty good night

It’s ok you can have Kid Rock

They aren’t the vocal majority on Bluesky but there are people like my my parents, lifelong Republicans, who are finding themselves completely disgusted with ICE, Trump’s racist rhetoric, the anti-science stances. . .they’re loosing middle ground.

New blog post! The best banh mi no one talks about and more than you wanted to know about the Maplewood Mall www.patreon.com/posts/curren...

Why do I feel like I need this lobster shaker

There’s this vendor Spicy Mama at the Maplewood mall (1st floor by Barnes & Nobles) who gave us free samples of her hot pepper paste and oil and we loved it so much we bought a bunch. I’m an easy upsell, too 😂 Seriously though I recommend.

I attended my child’s kindergarten readiness event and the children were talking about MLK Jr. Day - five year olds know more about MLK’s contributions and could speak with more respect than the president of the United States.

It’s actually really easy to not be in the Epstein files, some of us do it every day

Something I appreciate about Kowalski’s is that the deli ladies really heap the lunch special portions as high as possible. They give no fucks. Also, you get a roll 😂

so crazy to me that a woman asked trump if he has any words for epstein's victims and he said "you as a young woman should smile more." it will go nowhere bc republicans refuse to hold trump accountable, but it's still pretty crazy.

Legend.

Today I’m going to buy lunch from Mi Sant.

We’re not going to fundamentally change CEO’s of publicly traded companies to have a moral backbone. The mode is quarterly profits for shareholders. What we can do is not buy from companies to send a message that will hit their finances and that’s really all they care about.

Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out

Bye nazi bye

My cousin interviewed me on his Christian podcast broadcast from Ohio about my thoughts on the ICE occupation and I only swore once lol!

These Minneapolis tourism ads are getting a little weird

It’s hilarious that people believe the White House’s accounts of what’s happening over eye witnesses. I mean, where are the Epstein files?

It doesn’t show up in the captions, but she’s also offering them food.

🔥🔥

Tell me what your pastor said in church today

Oh she’s EXTORTING US.

Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.

You know shit’s bad when even the Conservatives on Reddit are saying this shouldn’t have happened

ICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom

I’m gonna start using that Taylor Swift insult 🎻

-20 is where your home makes the worst popping and cracking sounds

I think it's very fitting that the Revolutionary HQ of Minneapolis is a sex shop (that DOES NOT have a glory hole) and Revolutionary HQ of Saint Paul is a toy store where you can get Settlers of Catan.

I do not want to see any mealy-mouthed MLK remembrances from any Minnesota company that’s not doing shit about this ICE occupation.

went to support an amazing mexican restaurant in roseville, mn. line out the door - well deserved. sign on the door said 'everyone welcome except ICE' :)

My son, who usually only wants to eat buttered noodles, ate all my nigiri last night and I’m too impressed to be mad.

I know that people wish corporations would speak up about ICE but I remember when they pretended to care about George Floyd & then immediately reversed their DEI efforts the moment Trump was elected. Of course it would be nice for them to say they care, but it’s worse for them to pretend.

ICE recruitment is going well.

Pentz Homes will be doing a rolling food drive to support our struggling local businesses and help the families who are afraid to leave their homes. You can help in two ways! Shop at local immigrant-owned stores and donate the goods, or send us your funds and we will do the shopping for you.

Coin Rapids, Minnesota… pick up food for your terrified neighbors 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Spent 3 hours in a yellow vest on foot patrol today outside of my daughter’s elementary school (at the school’s request) so the kids in all grades could safely have outside recess. Now we hear the Feds are sending even more agents here. Once again @governorwalz.mn.gov — what’s the plan?

There’s always something with indoor playgrounds. Admission is cheap for kids but they charge parents. They don’t charge parents but they don’t allow outside food. Some draw the worst kind of inattentive parents. Inneractive is probably the best one.