Spending 41 minutes deliberating and then deciding to kill two men clinging to the debris of their boat is nothing more or less than premeditated murder. There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it. It was cold-blooded murder.

Why are all these Year in Review lists being released today. There’s still 7.7% of the year left.

Why it matters

I always think my dog doesn’t realize how big she is until she doesn’t want to move and goes full deadweight. Baby girl is fully aware.

How am I? HOW AM I? I just got sad about my favorite Internet dog's inevitable death, that's how I am.

Look, Vox, In my 40s I've dated a guy who still lived with his ex wife. I've dated a guy missing many teeth. My standards are not the problem here. www.vox.com/even-better/...

Someone please go adopt Roopa. It's Giving Tuesday: give her a home! www.thehumanesociety.org/adoptable-pe...

Love that Apple gave us a Kurt Cobain emoji 🤯

“'Y’all have a good night. Don’t get hit in the nuts.'” www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...

Justice for Kit-Kat! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/u...

Holiday card outtake

Half demon, half baby seal

“Getting bitten by a police dog at a hockey game” is the most Russian thing imaginable

The hypocrisy is baffling (January 6??), the death threats to elected officials and push for illegal military action by the leader of this country is terrifying. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

I am going fucking insane

I miss my dog 😭 currently being cuddled by my dog, but she’s not MY DOG. She’s just my dog 😭

Buddy comedy where Glenn Powell and Glenn Howerton play conventionally attractive dudes who are each creepy in their own way (cuz I confuse them anyhow)

Me? I'm gonna keep buying the most XTREME cans cuz I think they're funny. Nothing keeps you awake like a NUTBUSTER with an EAGLE holding a GUN!

When okra is tender and cooked just right? Best vegetable on the planet! A++, no notes. When okra is woody and tough? Just feed me actual trees and save me the heartbreak!!

Piñeiro seems a little moody today #49ers

She’s a good dog.

Thanks, Instagram, my dog died.

Just stay alive. www.gq.com/story/john-d...

A little jelly that my friends in Seattle got to vote for a progressive mayor while the most exciting race on my ballot was between Andrew (son likes swimming) and Debbie (grandkids like swimming) for Pool Commissioner.

Sick and tired of seeing activist accounts I follow posting blatantly antisemitic bullshit and not moderating the EVEN WORSE comments! "OMG A RABBI BOUGHT PORNHUB! THEY LOVE OPPRESSION! HASHTAG ISRAEL!" There are Christian ministers promoting child marriage but you don't blame the whole religion!

Losing a toenail and having another one growing in under it is the closest we can get to being lizards

“Well, I bet the mailman’s happy” -my dad, who’s visiting with the purpose of comforting me because my favorite dog died last week

My favorite dog died last week, your Edmund Fitzgerald posts do nothing to me

Help I am “just Shazamed something at the vet” years old

Not gonna mourn a war criminal, nope

Be the family moving their table away from you that you want to see in the world

POV: you’re a dog who enjoys naps on the bed and doesn’t like when the rest of the family joins in

Dating in your 40s is wild. What do you mean I'm being ghosted after 3+ months by a guy built like a frog?

Is the AWS outage the reason the guy I've been dating for 3+ months hasn't texted me since Saturday evening or

I found a bedbug on my person at my horrible tech job, and the speed with which they swooped in to clean up the situation was honestly inspiring 🥲

The one on the left is the best boy ever. The one on the right is literally banned in several countries.

Now that I've tasted fresh-picked, perfectly ripe tomatoes grown with love in my own garden, I can say with confidence: tomatoes are gross.

OPOSSUMS MAKE IT ALL POSSIBLE

There's a special day called National Opossum Day! Some people say it is on October 17th and some say it's on October 18th. To me, that means we get two whole days! So, I've decided that since you can't give me any treats like Mama is, tell me your most interesting opossum fact or story! And GO! 💙

Rats. www.nbcnews.com/video/shorts...

NOT AGAIN. reductress.com/post/oh-no-w...

Oh, my yard is "messy"? Excuse me for doing MY part to keep YOUR property taxes down!

Met someone last night and knew immediately she was from the Bay based on how much she hated the Dodgers

Friends, I installed my show today and it’s definitely the best thing I’ve ever pulled off so if you’re in Portland, Oregon please swing by the purple door gallery Friday to see what I have done.

Dang, I have never been prouder to be a weak person who doesn't care about bulking

Have to say I thought we’d do more with Steamboat Willie being in the public domain. I thought our entire society would be reorganized around being able to do whatever we wanted to the vile boat mouse

This absolute banger, this anthem of angst, this dirge of divorce, doesn't even break the top 100?? Excuse me, but how dare Rolling Stone not share my exact same musical taste?? www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

One more my precious

On my walk this morning a guy leaned out the window of his SUV and told me he was "looking for a female for breeding." He was referring to my dog but still.

my husband just told me that "a cat is just a more socially acceptable racoon"