*leans over and whispers* that’s infinity pool

don’t talk to me about heroes most of these men sink like subs

damn they’re coming for @edzitron.com

finished hello sunshine. ten sunflowers out of ten

yay more slop

hey buddy

dear apple, stop triggering onboarding flows for apps with no new features that I’ve been using for over ten years

people sure love their little clubs and badges, huh

a high armhole allows for freer and more comfortable movement

minced oaths look silly. if you don’t feel free to spell fuck and shit correctly, say it another way

client-side filtering lol

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever made. Except that’s an evergreen statement at this point.

need a “don’t bother replying” labeller for habitual post-deleters

beautiful Milgrim black and white and long and sleek I’m glad you found me

many potential replies make for good standalone posts. and if it can’t stand alone, maybe it’s not a good reply either

maybe I’m unduly sensitive, but after about half a dozen occurrences of any formulaic social-media post my brain starts to buzz alarmingly

“Bespoke legislation and more ocean space is needed for the farming of kai moana, says the fisheries minister, so that aquaculture can one day rival New Zealand's beef sector.” in environmental destruction, presumably

you get what you measure

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

not sure yet how accurate this labeller is, but it’s very funny

B J Blazkowicz mowing down unrepentant slavers with a hand-cranked gatling gun would fix me

Youghal

laura palmer / everybody scream

I don’t care how it’s accomplished, upscaling is upscaling, and frame-generation is temporal upscaling. either do the work or fuck off

unsigned longlegs

it’s a pretty good bag, tho

poster session but we’re just reading out bangers from our likes

cyril figgis

another stairway collapses beneath my feet. will this never end?

presumably Florence at Unity Wellington is a fellow @keezyyoung.bsky.social fan

I’m tired of the air being so goddamned dry. dry dry dry, please my throat it is dying

guy who's only seen 'boss baby' meeting a real baby: there's a few things here I wasn't expecting

Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles

cory doctorow is not a doctor

I’ve got to stop buying bags. even really cheap ones. especially really cheap ones

Winston’s window just did that

I’ll follow through with the one I booked for Saturday either way, but are our Pfizer boosters being kept up to date?

Hey, would you look at that, it's an above-minimum-wage PhD stipend! Please share this one far and wide (and NB to other funders: this is a choice you can make)

it happened again — based my work on existing work that looked pretty good but turned out to be broken in half a dozen ways, so I’m fixing that instead. doing it all myself would have taken even longer, but it’s still fucking frustrating

I highly recommend this book btw. dn790007.ca.archive.org/0/items/Lund...

what the hail

This is the crux of RW vs LW politics, whether you're prepared to take responsibility for your actions and the impact of those upon others. Swarbrick should just parrot Peters' words back at him.

hello my darling

when i taught at MIT the most reliable laugh i could get from my classes was assigning an article by a harvard professor and saying "it's by someone who works at that place up the road"

I got fed up of Mastodon because of all the unhinged power-drunk server admins and mods. anyway, lol

I’m not one of those “speed is the biggest driver of quality” types, but my current task is deeply iterative and has multi-minute cycle times. folks, I’m in hell

cleanup is a noun, clean up is a verb

muttering “eat shit” at every pagerduty notification

lol daringfireball.net/linked/2025/...