Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!

Completely forgot Pembele existed! Seemed like a decent signing at the time, and we gave him a 5-year contract. Questionable fitness, and refused to play for our U21s. I'm happy to see us finally shift some stinkers. #SAFC

Mutoh has no idea how landscape photography works lmao #njwk20

27 years ago today, Mankind won the WWE Championship on Raw. Stone Cold Steve Austin assisted in the win and got one of the loudest pops in history.

Clawed this one back, and eventually grew into the game. Really please with 3 points (so far) from this 'AFCON period'. #SAFC Ha'way the lads!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!! #SAFC

Much better from Brobbey and Mayenda - bit more direct and narrow #SAFC

That yellow for Cirkin is taking the piss. No wonder Brazil is in the shit, playing clownshoes like Richarlison, Joelinton and Guimaraes

A poor first half from #SAFC. I'd take Brobbey off, move Mayenda upfront, and stick Rigg on the right. Either that, or Brobbey needs to drop much deeper.

Is Ballard going to be an emergency centre forward?! 😅 I think the faff with Guiu has cost us a few goals, hopefully we can bring someone in this month to come off the bench. #SAFC

That number 27 for West Ham needs to be dragged off - what an absolute shower of shit. #WHU

I have uploaded my gig pics for November and December. Please forgive me for spamming your timelines, it's been a busy few months, and work has been kicking my arse 😵‍💫 I hope paying the cat tax will help you forgive 🙏

On the field for us today vs ManCity: Cirkin +90mins Hume +90mins Meyenda +90mins Isidor Mundle All played for us in the Championship Hume, Cirkin played for us in League 1. What a fucking group! 🫡 #Sunderland | #SAFC

You're welcome btw 😂😂😂 #SAFC #MCFC

Take a fucking bow, lads ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍 Stadium of Light is a fortress 💪 Sunderland players still willing to put their bodies on the line. Man City couldn't hack it. As 0-0's go, that was excellent. Ha'way the lads! #SAFC #MCFC

Ruin two bands by combining them: Brigitte Calls Me Baby Lasagne

My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf... but have you heard of

Merry Christmas, everyone 🎅🎄 Hopefully a fat man, with a big beard, has broke into your house and left a few gifts 😎

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SAFC Women down 1-0, at home to (bottom of the table) Ipswich Town. Only 19 minutes into it, but a really poor game so far.

Tell me you don't see it

Seems daft having the opening game of AFCON on E4, rather than Channel 4, who are showing The Little Mermaid (lol) instead.

📍 Fire Station, Sunderland 🍺 Music Sippy IPA (Vaux) 💸 4.50ish a pint (probs more tbh) Awaiting The Futureheads!!!

Only appropriate to show all 19 pixels of Mart Poom's incredible header vs. Derby County (with Simon Crabtree on comms!) Pooooooooom! #SAFC (22 years ago btw 😱)

incredible

Aw for fuck sakeeee man. I had the "Invalid Handle" error, which hasn't been fixed for a week+, and needed to change it. When I've went to change it, all the names I wanted were taken. I was dicking about and now I've accidentally changed it to a friggen oat-based breakfast cereal company's name.

Don't be fooled by Mags claiming both teams were crap, or that it was a bad game. We know what those gobshites are like, the sorest losers in English football, and they've been absolutely rattled RLB was spot-on with his tactics and played the game, not the occasion #SAFC youtu.be/crlztfii4Os?...

Fucking fantastic! 😂 That one from Trai Hume was class!

Listen to the @SunderlandAFC fans as they earned a first Tyne-Wear derby win in nearly a decade! 🔴⚪️

📌 #SAFC Dan Ballard was born in Stevenage. Romaine Mundle was born in North London. The irony of a Mag trying to take some sort of moral high ground.

THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS. Sunderland fans will cherish this win for a long time to come.

I CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU ❤️‍🔥

BEAUTIFUL WORK. Haway the lads! #safc

This team. This fucking team 🫡 Til The End and Til I Die!!! Ha'way!!! ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍 #SAFC

💉💉💉💉💉 😂

Sunderland take the lead. [1-0] 47'

Sunderland: Best team in the North East. Inarguable. #Sunderland #NUFC 🐈‍⬛🐴

THERE'S THE FINAL WHISTLE. It's pure joy for Sunderland with a victory in the Tyne-Wear Derby! 👏

New favourite reaction pick for 2025 has dropped #SAFC

11 warriors and a superb coach. Shows how far we have come on a day we lost a legend. #SAFC

HA'WAYYYYYY OUTPLAYED THEM EVERY POSITION! MUKIELE THE MONSTER!!! BALLARD THE BEAST!!! XHALA THE GOD!!! #SAFC FUCK THE MAGS!! FOLLOW THE MACKEMS!! ♥️🤍

RIP Gary Rowell. A fine player and one of the best people you could ever hope to meet. Sunderland won't be the same without you A small tribute to an immense man www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/footba...

Cried so hard I was sick on my jorts

RIP Gary Rowell. My first ever football hero. 🎶 We all live in a Gary Rowell world 🎶

RIP Gary Rowell #SAFC

#WCW Great American Bash 1990 (being sold in 1992) seems so random, especially next to Thunderbirds, Right Said Fred and Harry Enfield... Sting's (no, not that one...) first world title win, beating Flair. A crap finish, but a good pop: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv3W... #WrestleSky #WWE

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@handles.club 👋 Hi, is there an issue with the handles?

I love Wikipedia, but lads, just make a yearly Encyclopedia Britannica-style CD-ROM set, every single year, and I will buy it. I don't care if it's 300 disks.