He has taken to sleeping on my leg like this #Pazuzu

That was bizarre. Someone turned my hose on full tilt and I didn't realise what the sound was till the hose out front burst.

Happy Cha Hakyeon day Also I found this in my phone

My keytar was made in West Germany

You ok bro? #Pazuzu

Lucipurr has started making biscuits! I wonder if she's actually been replaced by an actual cat

Felix... Dat you?

Pazuzu slep

I want to write but the last... Two? years have been fucking clown shoes and I haven't really posted anything new

He's using my mouse for a pillow #Pazuzu

They're the same texture

Pazuzu is helping

I think I accidentally trained Pazuzu to go night nights in the bathroom

You ever feel called out? I feel called out That reminds me I have to work some more tomorrow *Stares at antique atlases on her desk* I can't afford this house I've inherited

Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.

He doesn't have a passport He has an equity card

Pazuzu in a box

Pazuzu is a lap kitten He is also at toddler phase and likes pushing buttons on my phone

I got my dad saying LGBT but I taught him to pronounce it El jibbity

We're just in this little pause between two miseries

Lucipurr is SO MAD at me

Lucipurr is mad at me for bringing in a second cat How dare I think she was lonely and needed a friend

This little demon is so cute and I'm still surprised that she'll sleep on me ... She's dreaming

I'm never gonna have my mum's tapioca pudding again

Ok no It's almost 1am Why do I still have the urge to be productive

Oh happy day Tis a monumentous occasion! SHE'S LAYING ON ME

This made me think of @moviessilently.bsky.social But they've probably already seen it

This might go over better nowadays

Uhh

I accidentally covered my leggy leggy child with a blanket Didn't realise she was there until I heard a muffled bell

There's two possibilities 1. I started snoring and it translated into noises of someone who shouldn't be in the house being in the house in my head 2. There's someone living in my coat closet as I suspected Still sounds like someone walking on my roof Fucking tapdancing werewolves are back

Today: Went to Acupuncture Put mum's clothes on the sidewalk Put e waste on the sidewalk Finished the boxes of photos Went through a few more boxes (donating some salt shakers) And pretty much finished mum's room (took out/rolled a bunch of carpets so Vivi won't trip on them when she moves in)

I got sad when I was doing my laundry BC until Tanya moves in, I don't have anyone to help me fold my fitted sheets anymore

I thought this was my favourite picture of my mother

I think this is my new favourite picture of me

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN A HOUSE

*covered in blood* Aak I'm in the splash zone

That was funny My uncle opened up tiktok and Lucipurr and I turned to see what the noise was before turning to look at each other

The kitten farted so badly that the whole room stinks

SHE'S ON MY TUMMY!

My acupuncturist said that if your chi is flowing badly, you'll leave like a drop of blood My chi must be flowing REAL BAD That was a lot of blood Or head wounds bleed a lot anyway

Kitten did a 2 for 1 Stepped on my boob and my bladder

#ateez #jongho #yeosang

Yeah...

I don't like how quiet the house is without my mother, but I AM going to be annoyed by how noisy my aunt is when she moves into mum's room

youtu.be/3JcmQONgXJM?... Share a song from the year you turned 18

Trying to figure out if I should finish up with mum's room tomorrow or start sorting things in mum's garage

My Apple Watch congratulated me on finishing a workout. I was just trying to put on Spanx. If fighting for my life in shapewear doesn’t count as cardio, the system is flawed.