1. She fell off the bed but tried desperately to hang onto my foot as long as possible 2. Her claws are too tiny to cut 3. She BIT my finger when she had difficulty locating her treat in my hand 4. There was blood

She's watching housing inspection videos with me

They seem to have assembled her incorrectly

TIL miss Luci purr does not appreciate hearing cats in distress from those cat grooming videos

My kitten spent last night trying to heal my head injuries by purring me to sleep But she kept falling asleep while she was doing it

So I got a concussion and whiplash yesterday And today the same beam got me again and now I have an open wound on the top of my head

I think the women in my house have the overwhelming desire to clean when we get head injuries

I just wanged my head and jarred my teeth on a 6x12 support beam I might have a concussion

At one point this was my dominant hand, but I guess it belongs to Luci purr now

My derpy Jammie pants have no pockets I must remedy this

Baby cat is making a little whistling noise as she sleeps

-stares at her story- The fuck am I doing

SHE'S DREAMING #kittenUpdate

I almost want to do a running commentary about the fact that my kitten is finally sleeping next to me She's actually going snork mimi

Not sure if cat keeps farting real bad or actually shitting places and we don't know

*probably staying till 8pm* Fuck these space mission charts

Wow The original propaganda REALLY needed some workshopping

I keep finding these short articles on maps I'm working on and I feel like someone like @fascinatinghorror.bsky.social would appreciate them

I bet this person wasn't the greatest, but I just found the best pen name

Upon first glance, I thought this was about a person they were using the noun quisling about Not the man the noun was named after You gotta be an asshole or fuck up like Benedict Arnold or smth to have your name turned into a noun like that

if you're planning a new PC build any time soon and need new SSD drives for it, buy them NOW. AI farms have already driven up the price of RAM sticks by hundreds and SSD's are starting to see the same increase.

I just heard smth outside my office that sounded like a UFO having mechanical problems

For some reason I found myself trying to remember which show/movie I was watching where (I'm pretty sure it was a Korean show) there was an ... Episode? Where the main character went back in time and it was Japan's occupation of Korea and there was this horrid little girl in a kimono

The Louvre had a pipe burst and it damaged 300-400 pieces in the Egyptian collection With the year they're having, it almost looks like insurance fraud or a cover-up for items they'll later notice are not where they should be

It is so cold in the carriage house that opening the blinds made it warmer in here Also with the added bonus of making art

Some days I think I see a penguin in there Today I don't remember where it went

It's so cold in the carriage house I work in that my hands hurt

None of the plot points I thought would happen in the story I was reading happened So I've basically outlined a plot to a whole different isekai story

THE KITTEN IS SLEEPING ON MY BED and treats aren't involved

I can hear the water sloshing in my tumbly

Thought I was feeling better but I'm just a walking ball of snot at this point I have to keep drinking water BC the mouth breathing is making everything dry Even my eyes

Heute phrase des Tage: It looks like if cthulu starred in a version of starlight express

Not sure if I've figured out the plot to the story in reading while o was sleeping Or I've just come up with an interesting dystopian plot I'll see

Awwwwwwwww

I haven't really eaten anything since 8pm It's almost 430am Why is my blood sugar 209

I just saw a dude shit on the sidewalk and wipe his ass with his t-shirt

I noticed smth interesting about magazine covers in japantown The Japanese covers are airbrushed to shit Not a pore Not a reflection May as well be an anime character The Korean magazines Everyone is... shiny

I gotta stop doing basement massages

I'm sitting in a shady basement waiting for someone to give me a massage I forgot to ask how much it costs

I suspect this set of Dutch maps from the 1700s I'm working on may have caught on fire at some point But it was long enough ago that it doesn't smell burnt anymore

I'm playing with rusty razor blades On the clock

Look at this beauty #antiquary #maps #Cartography #oldMaps

Why are there fireworks going off

Fuck Someone is whistling outside my house

Old lady coughed without covering her mouth in the elevator at the doctor's on Monday Now I'm mainlining dayquil and cough drops You're at the doctor's for a fucking COUGH Where Is Your Mask At the very least cover your mouth when you do cough #psa

A few years back, I couldn't figure out where the comma in "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" was supposed to go, so I hit myself in the face (and also did some singing). #Christmas #Writing #English #Grammar #Facepalm

Look who graced me with her presence (Aka I tricked Luci purr onto my bed with treats)

It's the kids who say ni #IknowImOld #montyPython

I know I needed a Sharpie I remembered to get the Sharpie Don't remember WHY I needed the Sharpie