Bring back the ancient knowledge

So thou hath beateneth The Crappeth out of Me.

> Okay i think i'm about to beat the game . twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

> ok yeah hi . first time drawing louis ever in my life #metaphor #metaphorrefantazio

] cool drawing that i definitely didn't spend way too long on.

> ok yeah hi . first time drawing louis ever in my life #metaphor #metaphorrefantazio

> hi kishi

/his royal scepter MUST be out

his royal scepter MUST be out

it's cause you always on that motherfucking Character

> might have to start looking a little deeper into this Drawing Freaky Shit business...

] hi guys. it's possible i will finish the game tonight. if not tonight then it will be Incredibly Soon. pleadse Joins Me. twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

> i'm not even gonna lie to you man i started crying

] hi . playing metaphor again . shit is getting fucked. it was already fucked but now it's FUCKED. Join me! twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

] hi im playing some metaphor . i'm so fucking close to endgame i think. twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

> this is what happened i think #metaphor #metaphorrefantazio

] hi guys im Finally streaming tomodachi life again. <3 twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

> this is what happened i think #metaphor #metaphorrefantazio

Now, Gordon, you may have killed three innocent lives, but it's important to stay calm!

Metal Sonic, man of Principles

We're just hereth for the Snackse.

] hi . Metaphor for a little while. <3 twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

I think the last decade, between the acquisition of twitter, this shit, and the collapse of the US goverment, can be characterized by this reminder that no actually you shouldn't run anything like a renegade who doesn't give a shit and in fact things like empathy and tact are vital for an operation

"Come hither, Fool." The fool jingled miserably across the floor.

(really goddamn loud) LOOK GORDON WE MADE IT TO THE SURFACE!

yo what a bummer i'm trapped, bro

Do you know what it's like to have someone follow you around and just NOT shut up? Gordon, do you have any idea? Gordon?

Gordon. Fuck you.

you like HD-DVD, IDIOT? or d'you like blu-ray? FRIEND?

(distant) I drink soda for lunch!

He just died. That man just died. And— now there's toilets.

The US Military is getting crafty, Gordon. They're putting data in BeyBlades.

Gordon! Something's... FUCKED up with me. *the sound of dial-up internet*

that???

i was tryna be nice... and then, you were talkin' to my friend, j— jefferem, and you're telling him like, 'awwww i don’t have my passport blueh mneeugh', but... and... he was so upset, he has anger issues, i was gonna protect you from him— we were— i was gonna be NICE to you. remember

Okay man, I ate your balls, now what.

Yeah. They took away the BeyBlade but not my guns.

no! that's just my job! i— i mean, if there's a dick slip— if, y'know, someone's got their dick out on the job i gotta stop 'em. but like... you don’t remember? no, no! like, the first time we met.

There's an entrance in your suit, Dr. Freeman. 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐍.

Umm... Do you want a soda?

He's talking about Chaos Theory. He's a danger!

And lo! I haveth the moste Real Estate!

A rousing battle! Mike! Give them a free churu tube!

Hey, how 'bout we get some music on here, huh? ...There is music on? That's great. I love music.

All children are heartless. They have not grown a heart yet, which is why they can climb tall trees and say shocking things and leap so very high that grown-up hearts flutter in terror. Hearts weigh a lot. That is why it takes so long to grow one.

Woo! I'm Mr. Frog! Ribbit, ribbit! Just kidding. Quit looking so grim! Let's do this with a smile, man!

But wait, these twists and turns are getting odd. Or... am I the one the rhythm can't catch? This notion of happiness is quite strange.