I had a full Clark Kent experience at the bar - an acquaintance didn’t recognize me without my glasses

When the crew is approached on the patio because we are collectively “too hot”

Pluto, Scorpio, & the 8th house - oh my!

Hot or not: kissing in the rain

What shall we call a man who matches with you THRICE on a dating app, only to chat a bit and never make or agree to any plans?

He’s serving shuttlecunt

Where can I go to scream all my demons out without scaring or worrying people

Free diet cokes at the bar all week

I need some really fun flirty text banter STAT

Experiencing an intense yearning to spend all my money on tattoos and making my Pinterest wardrobe a reality

“Amaro shot before you go?” is music to my ears

“The atmosphere is saturated with anger” just like me

I am rage

Dreamt I was a very uncomfortable 7mo pregnant, only to wake and find my overweight cat perched atop my uterus

Napoleon? Bonapaaaaaaarte?

Oh! Big stick found

Sheep spring sheep spring sheep spring

“This is my favorite sport” - my sister watching middle aged men mosh

Patchouli at the punk show

And they will see us wuthering from such great heights

Acupuncture, heal me

I can’t wait to fall in love again and again fall in love again and again fall in love again and again fall in love again and again fall in love again and again next weekend

The year of the handmade item

Will my inbox ever know peace?

zoomf “wanted more from that man’s pants”

The Creed remix delirium has begun

Why do I experience the most male-directed rage when my body has the least capacity to do anything about it?

Is hurtling toward Murfreesboro at 70 mph really what you’re supposed to be doing with the soft animal of your life?? - @baby-bunnicula.bsky.social

What’s goin on in here (the internet)?

I guess Friendship is for the tall bois?

Painfully painfully

I need a cigarette in the hot tub STAT

Siblings and cousins living on the other side of town and hanging in the snowstorm w/o me 😫 Calling me while on shrooms bc they wish I was there 🥹

Ugly but good soup

You ever gotta put on hype music on to reinstall your fitted sheet?

#1 Enemy of the Accounting team

What movies should I queue up for this impending snowmageddon weekend?

Quite fallen apart over Ann Lee

Making silly little excel charts and pivot tables - has this job finally taken a turn for the better?!

I want the world to know how funny my friends are so I may be posting this insta, you’ve been warned

Oomf takes one sewing class: “joke’s on you SKIMS, I’m making my own underwear”

Oomf: listen to yourself!! Me: which one?!?

I love a fucking curly fry

Journaling at the bar is my new favorite pastime

I want to honky tonk every Tuesday

“Epiphany is a beautiful name for a baby girl”

I’ve been in love with bread for a very long time

“I always want old man bob” @squeako.bsky.social

Billy, my knight in shining reflector vest

“Four Roses for the carrots?!”