Huge win in St. Paul for Arrested Development fans

Change one letter, ruin a candy. Bum Bar OR Bun Barf Salted Gut Roll #localangle (Pearson’s)

Went to a Norwegian service and afterwards busted out my Norwegian on the pastor: Hvor ligger sildefabrikken? (Where is the herring factory?)

Oh everyone is now outdoors doing yardwork. My most common way to learn the Vs lost

Jeezus H Louise

Shazam, but for who is the architect of a building

Slightly diminish a book: The Slightly Peckish Caterpillar Hairy Potter (any) The Raisins of Wrath The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Hoot Bored of the Rings Hey Misérables! Their Eyes were Watching TV Teary in H Mart Like Water for Cocoa Powder The Shortstop in the Rye

“in a tube top and shorts”

Hey @punsultant.bsky.social you interested in this?

To whoever screamed “LOOK! IT’S SENATOR WHAT’S HER FACE!” at the State Fair, I hope you have an incredible day 😂

You’re telling me a radioactive shrimp fried this rice?

Cc @gaaftl.bsky.social

The sped-up-then-stuck ferris wheel in NE reminds me of when The Enterprise broke and people were stuck spinning for 20 minutes.

Remember the Mexican guy who loves Txxxx, who threatened that w/o T we'd have taco trucks on every corner? Well since then a Mexican place opened up 2 blocks to my west, and a month ago another place 3 blocks to my east. HA! Got a breakfast sandwich this morning for $4.99.

The correct past tense is “milkshook duck”

I’ve finished Cher: The Memoir, Part 1. It’s very good! #cher

Josie, the good dog at the car place

Wordle today is a little tiny bitch

The smells!!

Dill pickle cheese?! I’ll try it. www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...

Frances Gumm is here

My beloved mom, who turned 94 yesterday, got Wordle in 2 turns. Later we went out for Chinese, then my bf drove us around S Mpls, looking at summer evening enjoyers and cool houses

Well I am not cleaning my stove until/unless this misses Earth.

Have done this many times, with tortilla chips tho not potato chips

At a surprise Father’s Day party

Guy here kept saying “Luxury Tim’s” and it turns out he meant Trader Joe’s

“Drop down gorgeous”

Shouted “Fuck you, St. Louis!” as we got on the freeway to leave that town.

Like Pickles the Fire Cat!

Lights out at Menards

Inbox subject line: Re: Aaaaaaaa!!!aaaa

Buck Hill

Marking myself safe

I highly recommend this show. www.lucykreisler.art www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...

Billboards seen near Atlanta: Southern Lawspitality Hurtlanta (Personal injury lawyers)

As it should be 😂👍 #priorities

And to get large-type transcripts the audio reader will have to shout. @ericaaaaa.bsky.social

TIL from watching A Complete Unknown with subtitles on: The line is “Threw the bums a dime” Not “Do the bump and grind”

Cc @jfruh.bsky.social

Dear @jenieats.bsky.social I am making this tonight! Will report back.

On the one hand, too much sunlight at a certain time of day makes tv watching difficult. On the other hand…

Nino Sarratore, still the worst (iykyk)

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a state-of-the-art home security system. Not sure how you got those confused. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

Still going