What Beano dreams of every night, probably/we think:

I'm begging you to listen to mission to zyxx I need more friends to know about it

What Beano dreams of every night, probably/we think:

I’m not really into actual play podcasts (no disrespect to folks who create or listen to them, just not a podcast genre that typically grabs me). However, I’ve been really enjoying the @missiontozyxx.bsky.social side-quest into the form.

Our epic Dnd Legumies adventure continues! In this episode we learn many important things, like: What's a "butter visage," and "What happens when one of the players tries to give away the game's MacGuffin in the first 10 min" & also... can Gigli SING (no)? www.missiontozyxx.space/oneshots/the...

It's almost the weekend, which means it is time make like Plopeye and pop open a couple cans of your favorite Upper Deck Brewing Company beer! Show everyone in the quadrant just how cool you are with @missiontozyxx.bsky.social's UDBC pint glass 🍻 topatoco.com/collections/...

Our epic Dnd Legumies adventure continues! In this episode we learn many important things, like: What's a "butter visage," and "What happens when one of the players tries to give away the game's MacGuffin in the first 10 min" & also... can Gigli SING (no)? www.missiontozyxx.space/oneshots/the...

EP 4 OUT NOW! We’re off to Holowood, where we meet a young ship of the staaahs. Shae and GOOD_E find the perfect/most depressing place to lay low. Zap Zop gets discovered! And you’ll never guess who kicks Derf’s bucket this time. Never meet your heroes! 🌟 💫 www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d04-th...

🎵BaaArrgie's FeeeLin HapPY bArgiE's In thE sKyyY bArgiE'S fEElinG hAPPY shE'S Never gunna DiEE🎵 - Lyrics and music by Bargarean Jade, young ingenue

EP 4 OUT NOW! We’re off to Holowood, where we meet a young ship of the staaahs. Shae and GOOD_E find the perfect/most depressing place to lay low. Zap Zop gets discovered! And you’ll never guess who kicks Derf’s bucket this time. Never meet your heroes! 🌟 💫 www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d04-th...

NSFW!!!!111

NEW (OLD) EPISODE ALERT! Alden realized he forgot to release a mailbag... from 2018! So enjoy this true blast from the past as the crew of MISSION TO ZYXX answers some letters. Also JUCK THE FEDERATED ALLIANCE!!! www.missiontozyxx.space/mailbags/202...

NEW (OLD) EPISODE ALERT! Alden realized he forgot to release a mailbag... from 2018! So enjoy this true blast from the past as the crew of MISSION TO ZYXX answers some letters. Also JUCK THE FEDERATED ALLIANCE!!! www.missiontozyxx.space/mailbags/202...

I'm so excited for the Morguebots to come back!

Spoiler for the next installment of YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES:

We're not jucking around, we've got NEW items from @missiontozyxx.bsky.social! This merch is in reference to their NEW prequel miniseries, “The Young Old Derf Chronicles”! 🍺 topatoco.com/collections/... 🕯️

One of the better actual play D&D podcasts to arise recently. Comedy improvisors and D&D make a perfect blend.

The Legumies are back! Our actual play D&D one-shot episode was so fun and had such a great response, we've decided to make it an ongoing campaign. In this second installment, our heroes level up, win treasure, and enlist in a dangerous new adventure. Listen NOW! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCtZ...

The Legumies are back! Our actual play D&D one-shot episode was so fun and had such a great response, we've decided to make it an ongoing campaign. In this second installment, our heroes level up, win treasure, and enlist in a dangerous new adventure. Listen NOW! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCtZ...

The YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES Episode 3. Out now! Twinkle goes undercover, GOOD_E dispenses some justice, Shae makes a love connection, and Derf barely spill any pee all over the place. Featuring the incredible @vornietom.bsky.social ! www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d03-th...

This series has been so worth the wait, might be my favorite narrative comedy audio thing on the go right now

Had a great time playing with my friends on this one 🥰

The YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES Episode 3. Out now! Twinkle goes undercover, GOOD_E dispenses some justice, Shae makes a love connection, and Derf barely spill any pee all over the place. Featuring the incredible @vornietom.bsky.social ! www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d03-th...

binging a long running show is so funny to me, what do you mean I've finished two of the five seasons of @missiontozyxx.bsky.social and I still have nearly 80 hours of content left

Hello to the newest folks, and welcome! Here are a bunch more people you might like to follow.

Great episode featuring the great Dru Johnston and a lot of hot dogs!

Giving our sound Rodd a well deserved X-Marse break, so no new episode this week! But something else special will be in your audio streams shortly…

Remember to warm the agg neg and put out your boot, for tis the season of survival! Have a wonderful X-Marse from everyone here at Team Zyxx/Derf. 👢 🥛 ✨

Remember to warm the agg neg and put out your boot, for tis the season of survival! Have a wonderful X-Marse from everyone here at Team Zyxx/Derf. 👢 🥛 ✨

We got NEW MERCH! In honor of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, we now have Zyxx Prayer Candle Decals (featuring Derf, Pleck & KoR bAlEvOre), a buncha new stickers, and Derf's favorite Orange Beer pint glass, all on our @topa.to page! Check out all our merch here: topatoco.com/products/zyx...

Dadvent Calendar Day 19 - Do you like sci-fi? How about improv? Podcasts? Boy oh boy, it’s your lucky day! The best comedy sci-fi podcast you could ever hope for, Mission to Zyxx!

We got NEW MERCH! In honor of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, we now have Zyxx Prayer Candle Decals (featuring Derf, Pleck & KoR bAlEvOre), a buncha new stickers, and Derf's favorite Orange Beer pint glass, all on our @topa.to page! Check out all our merch here: topatoco.com/products/zyx...

I jucking love this show

In latest chapter of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, Shae reconnects with a friend and a nickname, GOOD_E switches modes, and Derf make like Plopeye and pop open a couple cans. Let’s get young! Featuring special guest: JOE PERA! 🎶WELCOME TO THE MORGUE🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqNF...

Also, listen to this one on headphones, cause Sound Rodd Shane has outdone himself yet again!

"The Young Old Derf Chronicles" from the jucking hilarious @missiontozyxx.bsky.social podcast is jucking hilarious. Loved hearing Joe Pera on this week's episode. That dude is a true Zima knight.

In latest chapter of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, Shae reconnects with a friend and a nickname, GOOD_E switches modes, and Derf make like Plopeye and pop open a couple cans. Let’s get young! Featuring special guest: JOE PERA! 🎶WELCOME TO THE MORGUE🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqNF...

New episode drops tomorrow! ((backflip))

New episode drops tomorrow! ((backflip))

I'm about to start this - it'll be fun. Mission to Zyxx was glorious entertainment. We all need to hear the wacky back-in-the-day adventures of Old Derf.

We’re taking a look at the life of a fictional bonafide movie star (as played by actual bonafide movie star George Clooney) in JAY KELLY. Then we’ll have a movie quiz about pretend-movie-star movies! With our guest, the voice of Old Derf himself, Justin Tyler! #filmsky maximumfun.org/episodes/max...

Great news: the new stuff is good, too! REAL GOOD. maximumfun.org/episodes/mis...

Time to get hyped! First episode of The Young Old Derf Chronicles is out now. Mission To Zyxx is pretty much my favorite podcast of all time and I am so happy to have more. I hope the new stuff is good too!

Have you listened yet? It's incredible. A sci-fi podcast from improvisers, sound designed like a feature film. AND you can jump into The Young Old Derf Chronicles even if you haven't listened to all of Mission to Zyxx yet! maximumfun.org/episodes/mis...

Our new series begins NOW! Buckle your space belts, put on ur headphones & settle in for the first installment of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, a memoir about an elderly space wizard (with the mysterious power of resurrection) who keeps jucking up. www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d01-th...

It’s going to be a Derfcember to Remember! (Yes I have listened to this ep three times since Wednesday.)

Never thought I’d live to hear Young Derf die. Loved every juckin second of this. “I love getting wasted. I’ll see you later.”

Our new series begins NOW! Buckle your space belts, put on ur headphones & settle in for the first installment of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, a memoir about an elderly space wizard (with the mysterious power of resurrection) who keeps jucking up. www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d01-th...

ONE DAY MORE! Tomorrow is the premiere of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES. This is a project that’s now... years (!) in the making. Luckily we've only gotten younger, stronger, less stressed & less burdened by life’s problems since our first recording (below). We can’t wait for you to listen!

Just listened to the first episode of @missiontozyxx.bsky.social: The Young Old Derf Chronicles. Out fully tomorrow. This podcast is one of the main reasons I started performing comedy and it's such a joy to hear them all back and creating something ridiculous again!