BREAKING: everything. Everything is breaking.

Hope Nachos Travel

All I want for Christmas is an “opt out of AI” button on everything.

Having watched some of these cheesy American Christmas films while flicking through the TV channels, this is so true. #ChristmasFilms

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

You will never see a better, more vindictive shit-eating grin than the final second of this video

Michelle Obama says the US is not ready for a female President

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

Dear America, this is more fun than waking up to all the baseball talk. Love, Europe.

Huge news from California: "Prop 50 represents Democrats’ first significant victory against President Donald Trump’s unprecedented plan to rig the midterms" www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Enough with holding the tiny microphones. Either clip them on or shout you arseholes.

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Immediately adding this into my lexicon.

Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing

I’m afraid to say this is very attractive. Got to love a passionate nerd. He knows his shit.

It's profoundly saddening to read that AP will no longer be assigning or running book reviews because readers don't engage with them enough and they take too much effort to plan and assign. People complain about critics as gatekeepers; wait until all that's left is marketing.

people still use twitter (or X), guess I just thought everyone abandoned it already..

UPDATE – Record-breaking heat streak continues in Finland: Temperature exceeds 30°C for the 20th day in a row yle.fi/a/74-20175254

Feels like every time I open any news feed lately another celebrity has died.

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

I’m having a feeling or seventeen about this

Can't wait

“I did not have sex with a couch, I had sex with a couch’s cushions”

Speaker Mike Johnson just called on the Senate to censure...Sen. Alex Padilla. You read that right. The American Fascist Party at work.

If they can do this to a US senator, what will they do to you?

There will be no midterm elections.

The protesters should donate food and blankets. Fuck with their heads.

The Posse Comitatus Act only matters if someone is willing to enforce it

I never, ever want to hear again that women are too emotional to be leaders.

The third Knives Out movie coming out in December? If I saw correctly..

Watched Dept. Q on Netflix. The show and Matthew Goode, this was very much in my ballpark. 😉👍🏻

Time to post it again.

Narrator: they were not considering the offer

AND THE EBU BREATHES A SIGH OF RELIEF

Congrats Austria!! #Eurovision

I feel like there's a lot of points that haven't been cast yet. #Eurovision

It's going to be Austria. #Eurovision

Well done also KAJ! #Eurovision

Seriously? #Eurovision 😂