IF ITS BIGGER THAN TWO INCHES PLEASE DM ME

We're so fucking back #UHCSKY

me and maki like mario and luigi

#uhcsky where are we

Discreet packaging my ass man what the hell

for those who don't know, this is what Higurashi is actually about

Bookmarks are here. Time to stockpile pornography

I'm buttchugging so much water right now

Valak Mountain painty comm!!! special day/night version

Ciconia Phase 2

put this shit in the louvre

Can I hurt you with a sword

Don't kiII yourself you have to play the wordle tomorrow !!

Don’t forget to say a prayer to corporate clip-art Jesus

I'd self-diagnose bpd but everyone has bpd so I can't

Mr. Go Away

Bro a lightpole just side-swiped my car just now wtf 🤬

Does Toriel give good JOI because she's a pun on tutorial

Why do loose hairs settle into your buttcrack in the shower anyway. Like I didn’t wanna dig in my shit rn but I guess I have to

Best thing about rivers by far is they all lead to the ocean. Anything you need to get rid of can just go in

Alcoholic Water

The Pacific Ocean. Nature's garbage can

Me: I don’t know what to name my Argonian…I fricking hate myself. Lady friend: How about “Goes-on-Dates”? Me: Nobody would ever go on a date with me. Frick this. Her, grabbing my hand: What’s this then? Me, voice cracking: My hearts a stereo, it beats for you so listen close

Immortal deep fryer rat💝💓💗💞💘💖💕💖💞💘💞💖💕💝💓💗💓💝💗💘💞💖💕

You know that softcore porn retweet is really subversive what with you being a lesbian and all

I got some dope ass memories with the moms of people I'll never fuck with again

Hey dude I’ve decided to join your discord call and stream some bullshit is that alright?

Just took this picture just now

The rag-top drop playing hide and go seek 👹

Rally cool gif of a dancing anime girl

“Putting every message I send or post I make in quotes so you know it’s speech.”

I’m flicking my boy bean

Mr. Walk-Em-Down-Until-They-Enact-Meaningful-Change

Wait how long have u been able to mute people on this site

Fuck Maki

Notice how it’s called color theory and not color fact

I have some dope ass memories with people I’ll never fuck with again

I been in the cut for 13,000,000,000,000,000 months

Dude when he said “8 million up there two million down here” I fucking felt that 😭

Your daily reminder that progress should be linear

[Lying through my teeth] Yeah I’m excited to see you guys too!

Sitting on my fingers until they go numb and putting them in my mouth

Idk what to do on this site people don’t talk about Counter-Strike or rap music

I just plapped yo bitch in some Gucci flip flops

Toby fox is so lazy for that leitmotif shit I can’t lie. “Oh I can make the same song over and over and pass it off as different”

I have no interest in Uma due to how it combines horses and girls, which are two of my least favorite things