Refusing to start prog because i know that if i will be completely unable to act normal if i become even slightly more horny

Deeply funny to put one of the best days to come out as trans directly before the worst day to come out as trans

Putting on a little something to set the mood

I’m certain that avocado oil is a psyop. I don’t know what they want or why they’re doing this but I know it in my heart

Listen to anime sickos

Many of you would fold in this situation

Annyong in arrested development is maybe one of the funniest things ever written in my opinion

Yet to meet a beautiful day i could not make worse with ten hours vertical reels

Remembering in 2021 how i used to just keep telling people who would come over “i’m kinda like the tradwife of the household” and it would make my ex and our roommates so fucking mad every time

Remembering the last time i posted my star signs on twitter and a woman i hadn’t seen in real life since middle school replied “i’m gonna be sick”

“Guy with tourettes yells slur on tv” is the sort of event perfectly crafted by the cia for absolutely everyone internet person ever to have a bad take on

There is much to criticize about the american empire but they got it damn right with blackberry dr pepper i’ll give em that much

Vincent van gogh is sort of like the opposite of mike tyson if you think about it

At my circumcision appt why’d my doc say he fucked up and “we gotta go bald”

Maybe i am addicted to gambling. Or maybe I’m just addicted to hope

Quit drinking? And what, just put the liquor store cashier out on the street? You make me sick

You a chubby chaser for the fashion I was born for this

yes. you have to retweet porn or youre racist.

You’re going to be abroad this summer? I mean congrats girlie happy pride but we call them women now

I really wish they would rework pokemon natures to be purely stat increases and not reductions. Really sucks that you can never really have an optimal mixed attacker because you need to cannibalize one of your stats

Yall should be glad doing bits is not a sport. I’d be inconsolable (disqualified because of transgender)

Masculine they/thems, if people aren’t using your preferred pronouns by god do I (a trans woman) have some tech for you

Was jack harlow the first in the game with cuckold bars⁉️⁉️

If we’re being fully honest here acab includes MANY registered nurses

Me after the hoes eat the 1000mg lego man

Being labeled as a pervert for being transgender is so funny to me. I’m giving you so much to work with here and that’s what you’ve settled on?

Has anyone ever hit a flow like kendrick on yeah right? Truly a 1 of 1 performance i think

Nothing makes me more optimistic than seeing how kids are treating their school given chromebooks. Modernity is evil and twisted but I think the kids are alright

feelinglikei’mfloatingtotheceilingisitmagicbabytellmewhyyoudisappearingthisismagiciwontevertellemhowididititwasmagiccanyouimaginemoneyinthemattresslovethewayistackiticanmakeitrainbluehundredscanyoucatchitifsomebodycomethroughbluffinimmablastemandtellthepoliceidon’tknowwhathappened

No way i just got a buffalo wild wings ad promoting the *atmosphere* on *ufc fight night* as their selling point

TCG players invented card grading so that even after they got what they wanted out of gambling they could still send their wins off in the mail and gamble some more

Quit cold turkey? Why would i do that, i love the stuff

If you fucking libs try and get me to vote for some donorshill moderate dem who refuses to expeditiously prosecute and jail every one of these US funded devils i will kill myself live on stage at the 2028 dnc i’m telling you right the fuck now

I cannot take people who only eat trader joe’s food seriously. “When will the hot honey and aleppo pepper chips come back!!” Show me how you dice an onion or i will pull the trigger, you 34 year old child

Guy who thinks eating box means having a full container of kraft macaroni for dinner

Working on and accepting suggestions for a new playlist of songs entirely carried by their life changing beats

It wasn’t the best moment per say but the song i come back to the most by FAR from the kendrick drake beef is Like That

Thought i would treat myself to a donut this morning and now it’s a 3 tums at once kind of afternoon fml

Born to late to explore the world. Born too soon to explore the stars. Born just in time to explore the digital podcasting creator space

balance-discussion channel circa 2021

Insane imdb photo and last name for the guy playing the rapist in this movie

STRAWBERRY RASPBERRY CANDLELIGHT SATELLITE TELEVISION XRAY VISION

God i love this song open.spotify.com/track/33bsk1...

Well yes, i’d love to be on one

Baby no money? Well yes, they usually don’t have much

Maybe it’s not that she doesn’t want to take you out maybe it’s that no matter how hard she tries google maps wont show her any restoruants in the area