Yall should be glad doing bits is not a sport. I’d be inconsolable (disqualified because of transgender)

Masculine they/thems, if people aren’t using your preferred pronouns by god do I (a trans woman) have some tech for you

Was jack harlow the first in the game with cuckold bars⁉️⁉️

If we’re being fully honest here acab includes MANY registered nurses

Me after the hoes eat the 1000mg lego man

Being labeled as a pervert for being transgender is so funny to me. I’m giving you so much to work with here and that’s what you’ve settled on?

Has anyone ever hit a flow like kendrick on yeah right? Truly a 1 of 1 performance i think

Nothing makes me more optimistic than seeing how kids are treating their school given chromebooks. Modernity is evil and twisted but I think the kids are alright

feelinglikei’mfloatingtotheceilingisitmagicbabytellmewhyyoudisappearingthisismagiciwontevertellemhowididititwasmagiccanyouimaginemoneyinthemattresslovethewayistackiticanmakeitrainbluehundredscanyoucatchitifsomebodycomethroughbluffinimmablastemandtellthepoliceidon’tknowwhathappened

No way i just got a buffalo wild wings ad promoting the *atmosphere* on *ufc fight night* as their selling point

TCG players invented card grading so that even after they got what they wanted out of gambling they could still send their wins off in the mail and gamble some more

Quit cold turkey? Why would i do that, i love the stuff

If you fucking libs try and get me to vote for some donorshill moderate dem who refuses to expeditiously prosecute and jail every one of these US funded devils i will kill myself live on stage at the 2028 dnc i’m telling you right the fuck now

I cannot take people who only eat trader joe’s food seriously. “When will the hot honey and aleppo pepper chips come back!!” Show me how you dice an onion or i will pull the trigger, you 34 year old child

Guy who thinks eating box means having a full container of kraft macaroni for dinner

Working on and accepting suggestions for a new playlist of songs entirely carried by their life changing beats

It wasn’t the best moment per say but the song i come back to the most by FAR from the kendrick drake beef is Like That

Thought i would treat myself to a donut this morning and now it’s a 3 tums at once kind of afternoon fml

Born to late to explore the world. Born too soon to explore the stars. Born just in time to explore the digital podcasting creator space

balance-discussion channel circa 2021

Insane imdb photo and last name for the guy playing the rapist in this movie

STRAWBERRY RASPBERRY CANDLELIGHT SATELLITE TELEVISION XRAY VISION

God i love this song open.spotify.com/track/33bsk1...

Well yes, i’d love to be on one

Baby no money? Well yes, they usually don’t have much

Maybe it’s not that she doesn’t want to take you out maybe it’s that no matter how hard she tries google maps wont show her any restoruants in the area

Broccoli is lowkey goated when eating something yummy is the vibe

Most vindicated guy in music history is the guy ranting at the end of trap queen about how good the song you just heard was

Hey man, has anyone ever told you that The Serpent has marked your soul for the harvest? Yeah man, The Serpent

We haven’t spoken in four months and this is how he opens

6con

Honestly i don’t even mind timing avocados i just feel like a pervert feeling them up at the store

You can say Merry Protein again

Ms. Lauryn Hill i love you more than anything

If anyone tells you that a sumo mandarin will not fix you they are LYING

I’ve started a new and evil era of having a half baked idea for a bit and impulse buying a prop to use for it

There are two wolves inside me

*trying to flirt with an improvisor* baby i love the way that object work

“I’m aromantic” idc if you’re garlic ginger or chives baby i want you

I’m sort of like if an ideas guy transitioned

Life is all about POSTING and CONTENT don’t ever fucking forget it

I seem to be addicted to making myself less employable. First i became transgender and now I want to do improv comedy online. On this trajectory by 2027 i’ll have face tattoos

Is it crazy to say these should maybe be different words

Flo milli i love you so much

There should be a registry for twentysomethings who use snapchat. If a freak like that moves in the neighborhood deserves to know

Just watched challengers for the first time and not even on some horny shit that movie is SO COOL holy shit i LOVED that what cool uses of leitmotif

Transitioned too late for rainbow capitalism. Transitioned too early for woke 2. Transitioned just in time to draft dodge naval war in latin american