The world is a big and scary place, but this fluffy baby albatross is practicing flapping its wings on a sunny Dunedin afternoon.

international women’s day

I am awake for work but don’t want to be! 🙃 I woke up last night to go to the bathroom and got to watch the clock go from 1:59 to 3am before I was able to fall back asleep. miserable, as I knew I would be, upon waking up!

🍊 or whatever 💀

I've mentioned I'd love to run my own wrestling shows and I'd love to have one around Christmas and call it You Can Do The Job When You're In Town.

Anyways.

I friend requested a bunch of local indie wrestlers last night AND ALL OF THEM FOLLOWED ME BACK!!! that was a mistake on everyone’s part oh no oh no oh no 😭 I CANT TALK ABOUT THEM ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY’LL SEE ITTTT

someone from ESW posted a championship photo (think Becky and Seth), and I was more focused on the paintings of his stable mates on the wall behind him. wanted to ask who made them but that’s an odd change of subject 😆

I FINALLY GOT THE MALCOLM X GLASSES!!! I’ve been told for years that they wouldn’t work with my lenses but you know what?! IDC ANYMORE!!!

eating a plain af salad with just veggies because my stomach/brain apparently can’t handle anything else. 🙃 why tf is this happening to me?

you wanna know what is really fvcking EXHAUSTING?!!! having a safe food that I like eating, then my brain is like, “the thought of eating that food now makes me want to throw up.” I (accidentally) BOUGHT A LB OF SLICED DELI TURKEY FOR LUNCHES, NOW MY BODY DOESNT WANT ITTTTTT. fvck whatever this is

Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest

Mystery Wrestling is coming to Tokyo, Japan! #MysteryWrestling collabs with Baka Gaijin & Friends on Tuesday, March 17th in Tokyo, Japan at ARENA Shimokitazawa ft. Evil Uno & Chris Brookes! Contact @bakaoffice or email [email protected] for tickets! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

the earth watcher 🌏

stooopppp!!! this is so cute!! 🥹❤️

3 years ago today, Bryan Danielson knocked out MJF cold at ringside. 💀 Credit x.com/thedrainmake... #AEW

fuck it. if you fancy getting bracelet mail, PayPal me: £3.55 if you’re in the UK $16 if you’re in the US and tell me your address, favourite wrestlers, and anything else relevant in the notes paypal.me/sarahtheburninator

oh come on now!! this is siiiccckkk!!

#MysteryWrestling21andahalf with Evil Uno and Mark Andrews begins RIGHT NOW! WATCH it RIGHT NOW for FREE: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/bwXvV5o... #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

just got done painting my nails and now I have to go to the bathroom 😂😭 they look so good, I don’t want to mess them up!

BIG VAN VADER #WrestlingArt #Ukiyo-e #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Tough Luck '26 Frontier Fire Hall - Niagara Falls, N.Y. Friday, March 13 - Doors: 6 p.m. | Bell Time: 7 p.m. Already Signed: *KRULE *Janela *Collier *Glass *McChesney *Decker *Groff *Iron *Sayga *Marie *Cheech *Slade ESWTIX.com #IndieWrestling #WrestleSky #GCW #AEW #TNA #NWA

forgive me Lord, for I’m about to sin… DON CALLIS IN PURPLE?!! AAAAAHHHHH 😮‍💨😭 #AEWDynamite

FUCK. YEAAAAHHHH!!!

wait why is everyone saying “don’t cody this hangman”… I don’t understand this reference

hehehehe

waaaiiittt, I fuck with thissss

and I hate FTR. #AEWDynamite

… I don’t like Hangman #AEWDynamite yeah yeah I know, I go through spurts where I do, then I don’t

I love when AEW opens like this

novacaine. I had see the trailer and went with a friend, left the theater severely disappointed and just disgusted with how it ended. like, wtf

*hates root beer* *buys 99 bananas root beer liqueur* wtf is wrong with me?!

got drunk last night and became increasingly emo about Spencer Slade 😭❤️

Cassie Lee told Kerry Von Erich that his leg could handle the weight after the motorcycle accident. #ThingsTheIinspirationDid

I heard Jessie McKay told JFK it was alright to ride through Dallas with the top down. #ThingsTheIinspirationDid

bro I love eavesdropping on conversations at the bar 😌

Hopecore

one of my fave indie wrestlers just posted about valentine’s day using a pun with his wrestling name and omg I’m trying not to be the first person to like it 😂😭

maybe next year i’ll find my mike

I’ve been so tired of life lately, and my nasty bedroom reflects that, BUT FUCK IT, lets go to my nephews basketball game to avoid ridicule from my family for not supporting them. 🙃😅😭

literallyyyyy

going out tomorrow night which means I have to try my DAMNDEST to avoid AEW Grand Slam spoilers 😭 I can’t believe I’ll miss the hair vs hair (my fave stip!)

ok, what is going on here? on the YT stream there was commentary, but on the actual ppv stream, there’s no sound…. #TNANoSurrender

watching TNA No Surrender and there is no sound at the commentary desk 😭😭😭 it’s just women yelling as they land hits in the ring