Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream ...and way too much time on my hands.

I wish Duck Duck Go was better.

this is a masterpiece

Here to stay, may as well use it, tech of the future, blah

in a time where the gaming press needs friends and defenders more than ever I cannot imagine the sheer level of dipshit arrogance necessary to commit blatant journalistic malpractice like this. what the fuck is wrong with you, genuinely.

This brought me joy.

Wenn du nach einem Filmzitat suchst und sich die scheiß KI angesprochen fühlt:

Nevada's largest utility says it will need three times the electricity required to power Las Vegas just to handle proposed data centers — and it probably can't do that without fossil fuels. https://to.pbs.org/4c0Eh6n

People who blindly trust and use LLMs for everything are the same kind of people, who send automated birthday messages to their dead "friends" and loved ones on social media. Every year.

I'm sorry, what? In writing my first monograph, I spent six weeks trying to track down a citation in TWO languages I didn't know. And good thing too, because the citation was wrong. That's scholarship. That's research. You know, the thing we're trained to do?!?

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

Ich hasse Microsoft

Ahh yes, the future! ♥

Depressing how every member of the "I don't talk about my religious or political beliefs" crowd is always a complete moron or an utter coward, and, more often than not, both.

Health, Mana, Stamina.

Triggered by all the people talking about "diffusing" a situation, when the world they're looking for is "defuse". De-fuse. You remove the fuse to prevent explosion.

Weshalb wurde dieses Projekt nicht längst eingestampft?

Frau im Haus. Immer genug Klopapier im Haus. Choose one.

The most dystopian part is the conclusion, where AI lists ITSELF as contributing to the homogenization of art, followed by: "What do you think? Is art becoming too safe? Share your thoughts in the comments." There is no ability to leave a comment. There is no comment section. It's not a real blog.

Me knowing this will lead to my inevitable death, but I also know my stupid country is going to make Nigel Farage the next Prime Minister.

Ryan Cohen confirmed neither credible nor attractive.

Remember when EVVVVVVVVVERYTHING was going to be on the blockchain? Remember how so many people say AI is inevitable so just start using it?

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

"Ballmaxxing" We are really living in a South Park episode.

The Burmese python in my living room is currently devouring a whole chicken.

Meanwhile, whenever I nut, it's all like...

My ADHD often causes me to take multitudes longer than most to write even small amounts of text. Still, I'd fuck a cactus before even considering turning to AI.

Deine Mudda ist so billig, sie hat für GameStar einen journalistischen Kodex verfasst.

Heard a song on the radio just now about this person, who is seriously, uncomfortably keen on taking a shit on the ocean.

Starfox Remake needs more human teeth.

I don't believe Elon Musk is pretending to be his own parents online. He's paying a pro impersonator to do it for him, just like he did with Path of Exile.

These are ALL LIES and never work! I've written an entire video game supervillain boss guy, who does nothing but create worthless shit like this. His name is Professor Inconvenience.

It's amazing how many feels and memories surge through my brain the moment I happen to read "terran1" somewhere.

Weird pub(l)ic service thing on the Radio about check-ups for testicular cancer. A nurse talking about how she taught young soldiers about this. Days later, one of them reported back, turned out to have cancer, got fully cured and made it back just in time for the gulf war. Erm ... yeeeah. Hooray?

I hate how more and more people talk like five year olds now. Wins and losses are now just "W"s and "L"s. Fucking why?

Du kannst der Menschheit im Echtzeit beim Verblöden zuschauen. Manchmal strengt das an.

New Tomodachi Life seems fun.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!1

Ich habe Monster erschaffen.

Musta been one hell of a salad.

Replaylee und Impossible Lair sind voll okay.

"Oh, you think he was referring to you?" Yes, yes, mildly funny. At the same time, who the fuck else was he supposed to be referring to? Guy wasn't coming to the Hilton, because he was going after some waiter he was pissed off at.

Sharing this, because it's exactly right. Since we're back on this bullshit "why you didn't hear about climate change" narrative. You've heard. You've been hearing about it since you were little.

I choose to believe this is how most 90s arcade race tracks were initially conceived #gaming #retrogaming #arcade

To be fair, most people in the US have been practicing for this sort of thing since their school days.

Traffic is stuck outside our house due to a blocked-up railway crossing and somebody is blasting the absolute fuck out of my street from inside their car with polka music.

"Hallo Berserkerkitten, wir haben festgestellt, dass Onexplayer MK11 Test gemäß unseren Community-Richtlinien möglicherweise nicht für jüngere Zuschauer geeignet ist." Was? Mortal Kombat? Nicht für Kinder geeignet? Boah.