it's funny

I don't give a flying fuck about Harry Potter. On top of all the obvious reasons to avoid that shit, I'm not twelve.

It's not "live action", if it's all CGI!

Jaja, erst rauswerfen, dann meinen alten Scheiß unter "Best of GameStar" wiederveröffentlichen.

When you remove the n in "fan art", it becomes faart. I think about this a lot.

"Wir haben drei Mal ohne Absprache die Headline für deinen Artikel geändert!" SO FÜHLT SICH DAS AN, IHR FICKER!

Ah fuck. First the flood of brutally unfunny Dune memes, now Chuck Norris pegged it. Maybe it's okay to leave the internet for 2 or 3 days.

Or it begs you to raise the difficulty if you dare win too easily. I want my games to STFU and simply let me play the way I want!

Getting trolled by my Steam recommendations. What's the overlap here? Games where I can pay myself to absolute bastard death on additional content?

People referring to games as "underrated" when they have a meta score of 87. They're not underrated, you just don't know what that word means.

Not sure what all the negativity about DLSS 5 is about. My Ark: Survival Evolved looks better than ever.

The 45th President told the 47th President that bombing Iran was the right thing to do, and he wished he had done the same. And then they fucked.

The ultimate villain in the Double Dragon games is called Machinegun Willie. As a UK resident, this amuses me greatly.

Don't refer to somebody as a "son of a bitch" in a derogatory fashion in front of your own dog. That's really insensitive.

Komme nicht damit klar, wie gut es ist.

Nurgle is about to collect.

Good.

Wenn vergleichsweise unbekannte Spiele ein Remaster bekommen, von dem erst recht niemand je gehört hat.

Ich schäme mich dafür, wie scheiße VideoGamer ist.

I hope that every last one of these animals will be as gay as they come, just to trigger the usual suspects as hard as possible.

Bluesky is a bunch of people following 8 or so accounts regurgitating the same lame jokes. Mark Hamill is there, too.

Endloser AI-Spam hat Facebook vollkommen unbrauchbar gemacht. Kein herber Verlust, aber... hrgn.

Let me tell you something. Y’all are asking too many damn questions at every point of sale. I have to leave a comment, make a suggestion, donate to a charity, choose a method of payment three times and then multiple choice of ways to get a receipt. Take the damn money and leave me alone.

Es ist alles so dumm.

Fuck you and your hot honey!

An LLM is about as "conscious" as a magic 8-ball. It's just less random and more sophisticated at choosing one of its canned responses.

Cantha

Can we please make this a thing?

When the fuck did "oof" become "ooft"? I don't like this.

What the fuck ... no, seriously America, what in the absolute cinnamon-toasted fuck are you doing?

My guild is an asylum for neurodivergent people. Video game therapy is fun! #guildwars2

Highguard. The Liz Truss of video games.

Ich hoffe ja, dass ich falsch liege, aber...

Trusty Patches Proof of gecko.

He's not "distracting from the Epstein files", because he doesn't need to. Everybody knows. Nobody who should care, does. Nobody who should act, will.

oh I see the board of peace has declared war

· Poison cows will no longer drain supply from players with Trebuchet Mastery II and above. Players inside the poison field will receive a new effect called Trebuchet Toxin that inflicts damage over time and reduces incoming healing by 50%. This effect cannot be cleansed. Video Games.

Was GameStar Plus seit einem Jahr fehlt:

"Suspicion of misconduct." For fuck's sake, he was proper noncing!

Look, not to be bitchy or anything, but can we abolish the goddamn monarchy already?

Tyria is my happy place. #guildwars2

When I see YouTube videos, which mispell simple words such as "game" right on the thumbnail, I block the entire channel. If you can't even be bothered to spell-check the first thing I see, I can't be bothered to watch your crap. Too much zero effort "content" everywhere.

Xbox, huh? Well, RIP to the studio working on this. Looks cool, though!

Severn Trent water company now wants 500 quid from our tiny two person household each year, their bill starting in, "We're here to help!" FUCK YOU! If you wanna fucking help so fucking much, stop raising our goddamn water bill all the goddamn time!

"I left with all of my own children. Except Kevin, who we always felt was a bit of a dick."

MMOs on public transport. What a time to be alive!

Guild Wars 2 quickplay raids are awesome. They motivated me to tank my first ever "real" raid boss.

Okay, just watched it, and ... @redlettermedia.com - please!

Uuuh ... not sure I'm brave enough to click that.

Trump apparently shitting himself during a press conference. I so wish that on him for when he finally dies, just cranked up to 11.