I am going to try to be like this wiener dog today, and not give a fuck elegantdachsund Amanda Brown

Stephen Miller thinks “Yellow Submarine” is socialism.

The world's going straight to hell, but I saw a hummingbird while walking the dog today, and that helped.

I've had two of my staff attacked by large, off-leash dogs in the last month. I love dogs, but keep them on the god-damned leash.

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Here's the transcript of Trump's speech to military leaders. Read any snippet to see how addled he was (something you won't pick up from reading the news, sadly.) rollcall.com/factbase/tru...

There's a new Vietnamese restaurant by UNO. I can recommend. www.yummyphonola.com

Stephen Miller hates The Beatles.

jolly_good_ginger Retired Army Vet Dropping Facts

Just got my Covid shot. I think I'll take a Tylenol and hope for super powers.

some scientists taught gorillas sign language and one would sign about his dreams, he called them, “sleep pictures.” and the president of the usa cannot pronounce acetaminophen.

My mother took Tylenol, and now I'm a Unitarian Universalist.

Sadly, this seems like it could really be the response from this “leadership”.

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Just the president demanding that the AG prosecute his enemies after a US Attorney he appointed said that there's no evidence of a crime. This is really bad, folks. Start calling on Monday.

This is our new pupper, Fruit Bat.

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The Supreme Court has ruled that ICE can legally detain anyone with a DuoLingo Spanish score over 30.

I got my check for August jury duty, $20 for 20 hours over four days. This is a big part of why people don't want to serve. My job pays my regular salary while I'm serving. If I were self-employed, worked for a company without jury leave, or lived paycheck to paycheck, this would be devastating.

Get the glitter ready. www.nola.com/news/politic...

NOLA peeps, if you haven't had the crab cakes from Porgy's Seafood on Carrollton, you need to, ASAP. So, so good. porgysseafood.com

All the nonsense about the new Cracker Barrel logo reminded me that this exists.

My wife took this picture ten years ago. I was hilarious.

I'm actually not against tomatoes in gumbo, but this made me laugh.

Fruit Bat says, “Hello.”

I have been the subject of many spurious accusations and politically motivated attacks, but this one is in a class by itself. According to Tulsi Gabbard — the nation’s top intelligence official — my refusal to post on Twitter is being reviewed by the Department of Justice as evidence of wrongdoing.

My scale said I gained weight, so I threw it out and wrote 190lbs on the bath mat with a Sharpie.

I was having saltines and El Yucateco as a snack, and my wife called it “sorority girl dinner.”

This sweet girl is our new pup, Fruit Bat. That’s the name the shelter gave her, and I think it’s going to stick. She’s happy to be here, and we already love her.

It me.

I stopped at Dong Phuong on my way home from Bayou Sauvage. Excellent as always. This is what pisses me off about Rump's immigration BS. The Vietnamese community is the best thing to happen to NOLA in 50 years. Immigrants don't destroy culture. They add to it and make it better.

Pope Leo: "[Migrants] should be...appreciated as a true divine blessing, an opportunity to open oneself to the grace of God, who gives new energy & hope to his Church: “Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for by doing that some have entertained angels without knowing it” (Heb 13:2)"

Oh, God, it's almost here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ryx...

I really thought Cheeto Benito threatening to arrest Obama for treason would be a bigger story.

My red state employer just issued a policy prohibiting any use of pronouns in an email signature. Surely they have better things to do. he/him/his

The youngest stepkid and I are going to Georgia Tech for a campus visit in a couple of weeks. I am really excited about it.

This is where I post from.

Y’all, today we got an email from WWOZ General Manager Beth Arroyo Utterback. Thanks to shitty Trump and the shitty GOP they’re going to lose about $400,000 in CPB funding. This is the greatest radio station in the Universe & a HUGE source of joy. We need to help them out more than ever.

I went to the CBS website to share my thoughts about The Late Show cancellation, and would you believe the contact page isn't working?

I found out last night that my 17 year old stepson didn't know how to change a light bulb. None of us had ever shown him how, and he thought you needed tools.

URSULA LE GUIN

Do any of my NOLA peeps have an OB/GYN that they can recommend? Not for me obviously.

No one.

She at least deserves the adjective "Iranian-American" in a conversation where she has been at risk of being deported after living here many decades