one of my coworkers definitely thinks im a mega bitch now bc he was trying to brag abt "building an AI platform" and i went "so you made a chat gpt wrapper?" but like dont try and say you want to change careers to being in tech and then present building a chat gpt wrapper as your credentials 🧍

after finishing episode two of pluribus my no spoilers review is I've determined this show fills me with the same dread I felt when reading 1984 for the first time

found a tick on my dog, I get to send it in to the tick lab for free RAAHHH PENNSYLVANIA

really not liking this trend in new women's leagues where they don't give new teams any name or logo for their first year of existence

the rangers scored today because I said it would circle around to being funny if they got shut out again today

i got an email from Walmart asking me to "rate my recent purchase" from when I bought stuff in the store I did not give them my email and I do not have a Walmart account nor did I sign in or whatever when checking out im going to have a psychotic break i think

the rangers are lucky they got out of that period unscathed

Kenny's doing an amazing job, but it's still so weird not hearing Sam on the call 😔😔

high of 60 today 😔 yes, I appreciate that it's finally temperate to the season, no I don't have to enjoy the incoming of colder weather

legitimately going to find a foreign language broadcast of this game bc i cannot deal with the ESPN broadcast

GENUINELY why doesnt it bother other people that like every announcer calls him PeteCrow Armstrong like they put the pause in the wrong spot. Just call him Crow-Armstrong if it's that hard. It gets my goat

it's gonna be hard to watch hockey this year im ngl 🫤

Sad. Don’t know what coverage is like in the US but here’s the BBC.

like i dont care that the explanation is "they wanted to get to college football yesterday" rushing the women's speeches and not the mens is asinine

not for nothing but I notice they didnt cut off Sinners speech.

found a baby what i have to assume is siamese kitten all alone outside because why wouldn't that happen today

i want to give them money so badly 💔

the mets and Kasatkina lost 🫩

The biggest flaw in the Billy Joel documentary is devoting no time to his signature achievement, "Oliver & Company"

was talking to my brother and he said "the only things I can bring to the bar is ID and keys or else they'll shoot me like a dog in front of everyone" and forgot he meant the bar exam and was really concerned abt what kind of establishments they have in west virginia for a second

happy hoagiefest yall

"what if [tennis player] is pregnant" WHAT IF I DEFENESTRATE YOU WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO SPECULATE IF REAL LIFE PEOPLE ARE PREGNANT

cmon carlitos!!!

Steve Gelbs announcing days make me really appreciative of Gary as an announcer

Me rediscovering patriotism when Americans win at tennis and figure skating

if i had a nickel for every friend that tried to eat cereal with a liquid other than milk and then reported it to me saying "it was gross" as if there's any possible way it mightve NOT been gross id have two nickels which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice

they put ai in the fucking baseball scores app i use im gonna go ballistic

if I had a nickel for every person in my family who's middle name was spelled differently on different documents id have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Brandon Nimmo has saved my life

Good amount of thunderstorm activity out there this afternoon. A delay looks likely at some point tonight. Stay tuned for updates #LGM

congrats to Lindor for making the all-star game, it is well deserved despite the Mets recent spiraling out

glad to see it's top of the 1st, no outs, and the Mets are already down. I love it here 😀

Chris Drury would be dumb enough to trade to a metro team. like you can't make this up man.

happy Bobby Bonilla day everybody!

the people that upload whatever color noise/rain sounds/etc on YouTube are the backbone of society

every time i ask someone "oh what kinda music do you like" and they respond with "everything but country" it makes me want to be an asshole and grill them on obscure genres. be an adult, you listen to pop top 40, rock, and rap, you can just say that.

Zverev's loser ass gets Centre Court? Who's asking for this? Show me the data.

glad to hear neck guards are gonna be mandated for new players in the NHL, but it's still insanely heartbreaking that the rule was written in blood

I still am mad as hell the sirens didn't protect Schroeder

watching my phone battery PLUMMET in real time downloading a security update that I didn't ask for I went from 15 to FIVE with my phone plugged in. girl I didn't WANT YOU, put it BACK

cuomo conceded? their internal numbers must be wild if he would rather concede now than wait for the numbers to come out

im gonna be a full time PWHL Seattle fan if their name and logo is good enough i actually think the Sirens management is too stupid for me to support

the new york sirens GM will be receiving a package in the mail from me I can't believe they traded Shelton

actually crashing out over the sirens what the HELL are they DOING

I need to know what kind of dirt Chavez has on the Mets org bc there's no real reason they're keeping him around if that weren't the case

metsies! back to back to back home runs!!

there are so many fewer lightning bugs than even a few years ago 💔🥀

the lou brock graphic is the best thing to happen in this mets game

just so yall know: a preliminary injunction was granted that allows people to recieve US passports with the gender marking of their chosing (including the X marker!) for more than just those that were in the original lawsuit. some restrictions still apply, but it's worth passing along anyway imo