Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

If you loot this you get extra caps for 1 hour.

Busy working on a script for Postman Pat Vs The Predator

"They took the credit for your second symphony. Re-written by machine on new technology'

Re-reading this classic, you know before it becomes to hot to hold dry paper

Make a band food. The red hot chilli peppers.

When in populated areas I like to play a fun game called "Mad? Or earpods?" Play it yourself - now available wherever you find people.

The best thing the human race could do right now is switch the internet off. You don't need to pay bills that fast. You don't need to read a book without a book shop. You don't need instant music you need to own a record. You don't need online chat apps you need a pub full of friends. Etc etc

Being real will be your USP, just wait.

South park was really fucking funny. Nature is healing.

No cheating: post your Lock Screen

"I gave 'im a dollar"

Another pioneer gone. RIP Ozzy

Can hear Stevie Wonder playing in the park He's doing Higher Ground right now, what a treat.

It mad to me the rich will pay more for everything they buy but avoid taxes. But I have a solution - Don't call it a wealth tax call it British+ and the rich will sign up themselves for the status. Next problem please @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Homophobes playing bethesda games is an experience. Did you not talk to any of the gay af npc's?

The cats have got new treats but jink don't like em (rock the Casbar)

The tory party will call for Starmer to be more militarily involved. So in a few years they can beat him over the head with being involved at all. Seen this one, 20 years ago.

So today I went into town to meet my mum. Was a little early took a detour and looked in the guitar shop. Anyway this detour caused me to be walking down the road behind someone i used to date ... wearing a shirt they bought me .... 🫠

I won't tell you I'm a socialist but there will be signs

My music won't be available on streaming from the end of next month it will be available on bandcamp and Danswellandthesymptoms.com Sorry if this is an inconvenience to anyone, i doubt it will be.

Racists are a bigger threat to this country than anyone wanting to come and live here.

I quit all the others but i am still on tiktok, give us a follow if you are too :) vm.tiktok.com/ZNdSbtm2K/

Someone just asked me if i knew any backstreet boys songs and i shrugged and asked "tell me why?"

Off out to sing sone songs.

Name a movie where the score or soundtrack is better than the movie. I'll go first - The Social Network

"Clever girl"

Voting for Farage 10 years after Brexit is like getting food poisoning at a restaurant and deciding to take all your friends and family to the same restaurant the next night.

When you're out busking and people tell you that you have "made their day" its really great. Having received such praise yesterday AND today I can honestly say - its made my day :)

Why do dating apps in 2025 send you notifications that appear to blame you for being single? "You need to get online and make some matches" You sir, need to have more users is what needs to happen. I swiped everyone. Sorry about my face jeeez

If you love Doom The Dark Ages you'd lose your mind over PaRappa The Rapper (and rockstar table tennis).

"I smoke two joints in times of peace and two in times of war"

"Sometimes you would forget who you were, and at recalling yourself, weep like a child" - Harrow The Ninth, Tamsin Muir

Toby carvery felling an ancient oak - ahhh the prophecy

Who needs love when you have potatoes?

Stoat babies are called kits Happy sunday

Trying to take my own advice.

She said her kink was music theory but when she played G#diminished I realised she was giving E Mixolydian signals.

interestingly, Fallout 2 was also the first game to allow same-sex marriage, beating out the Sims by two years and the Netherlands by a year

If you ever feel sad just imagine you're a sausage dog in a little jacket out for a walk with your best mate and everyone is pleased to see you (and your jacket). Follow me for more life hacks.

Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what goes in the blue bag They said cardboard but you put in a yoghurt pot Hey, now, they said cardboard but you put in a yoghurt pot

"Call the popebulance... but not for me"

Sunday dinner with my David Attenborough Bluray on. Perfect.

I should be out busking today but i'm not quite ready and this weather is the opposite of the forecast 😂

Not too long until I’m hosting a @bandcamp.com listening party for my upcoming album #MadeinChinaAlbum Come along and learn about the stories behind the tracks! mikeyjmusic.bandcamp.com/merch/made-i...

Wow Pete Hegseth actually said "Those who long for peace must prepare for war." Say it with me now - make 1984 fiction again!

And then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid about your military

I am the monarch of the sleepy people. When was I crowned? I do not know. I was sleeping.