I'm calling it. Today is the first day of Spring 🌱

Maaaaaaaan *I* want to go to a bouncy castle filled pavilion.

It's almost Valentine's Day- if you haven't already made a deal with an ancient deity to bestow upon your girlfriend the ability to talk to wild animals, it's too late. That spell takes ages.

Tree #6 "The Story Tree": 10/10 for climbability This is my absolute favourite tree to climb. I've climbed it many times since we moved here.

Tree #5 8/10 for climbability It's been a few days since I had a climb. Opportunity coupled with being without a dog (he was snowed out of Glossop until Wednesday and it just feels wrong going for a long walk without him) meant that I've not been on it (and by it I mean trees) for a while.

I've been a bit slack on uploading my tree climbing so prepare for a tree dump! Tree #4 Wimped out on a snowy walk and went briefly wassailing* in the secret part of my garden above the outbuildings (where I have 4 baby fruit trees, and a small assortment of more mature trees).

Hello Bluesky? ... Yes. Can I have some more *joy* in my feed please?

the thing about starter packs is if like 20,000 💙🌊 folks are going to follow me for resistance reasons, a resistance thing the 20,000 of you can do is help some palestinians escape since 💙🌊 joe biden is giving the IDF another $8 billion in arms before he leaves office for trump to "finish the job."

Tree #3 Found in a park in a frosty, misty Weldrake. Couldn't get onto the bottom branches so wedged myself between the V of the trunk. So didn't get up too high. Even so, nice little climb - 6/10 for climbability using a rating system I made up while up the tree.

Tree #2 Did a bit of a climb,then got braver and did a bit more- ended up quite high... My dog was not sure about it.

What's your New Year's resolution? Joyful answers only! I'll go first: My New Year's resolution is to climb more trees 🌲🌲🌲 I climbed 3 in 2024 I think I can beat that this year!

Look at this good boy who's just completed his first ever Parkrun. And only tried to pull me into the duck pond every lap. 🐕🐾🦆🥵

Our best wishes are with every fox out there today trying to escape the hunts. And a big fuck you to the cowards that are hunting these animals for kicks

Mamma Mia that’s a why we love a Luigi!

In the spirit of Christmas I'm going to use my first post to draw attention to something by @cbthorburn.bsky.social that has greatly improved my enjoyment of Jingle Bell Rock