Have got a final edit session booked in for my Bad Boy special, it should be coming out late July! In the meantime, here's the last show - 'Best Man'! Has had lots of nice feedback! Feel free to watch/like/comment/share (no pressure!) #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standup #funny

Loving the new album by @davegraney.bsky.social @claremoore.bsky.social, do yourself a favour!! davegraney1.bandcamp.com/album/dave-g...

Been enjoying everyone's trips down memory lane celebrating the Melbourne International Comedy Festival's 40th bday!! This year will be my 13th in a row (I'm counting 2020, what are you gonna do?) 2014: Raw Comedy 2015: Comedy Zone (couldn't find the poster unfortunately, it was a banger)

Kid Rock, RFK jr and I are doing some important work for America's health

@tonymartin.bsky.social listening to your Debrief episode and totally agree on Matthew Goode in the Offer - I found him mesmerising - and that was without being familiar with the real life Robert Evans

I keep forgetting about Bluesky! Hope you're all doing okay in these strange times

*Hulk turning green* "You wouldn't like me when I'm envious"

thepaulmellor Superb shows again this week by @mattstewartcomedy.bsky.social - I would highly recommend going to see Matt on tour, guys a legend and the fans are simply the best crowd to be in 👍

There has been a late change for this Saturday's Hobart show: Out: David Quirk In: Katie Robertson (Rosehaven, Deadloch, Five Bedrooms) Can't wait! It's a double header, live comedy quiz then my standup hour Bad Boy! Only 5 tix left for the show, grab them here: www.trybooking.com/events/landi...

My new special Best Man is out now! Watch it here: youtu.be/ZgukEPerWZc?...

Got a bunch of dates coming up in Australia and the UK! Who Knew It/Bad Boy is coming to Brisbane, Sydney, Newcastle, Adelaide, Hobart in August and Edinburgh, Cambridge, Birmingham, Manchester, Swansea and London in September! See you there for a beer/cuppa! Tix on sale now! mattstewartcomedy.com

'PM announces surplus tickets to Bad Boy at the Perth Comedy Festival this election weekend' Two shows only, see you Friday/Saturday Perth!

I asked Lehmo if he's competitive before playing my comedy quiz podcast 'Who Knew It with Matt Stewart'

Perth! Gonna be over May 2/3 at the @regal theatre for @Perth comedy festival! Can't wait to have a closer look at some of your icons! What else should I check out?

Hope you're having a good Friday - flashback to when I played Jesus (and/or Joseph) in a school play. Mum nailed the beard & dad would've been pushing for this theatrical pose from behind the camera which I have just lovingly recreated... Only 3 shows left of Bad Boy in Melb! Love to see you there!!

Having a ball at the Melbourne comedy fest! It's the final week, get out and see some shows while you can!

Very odd stuff from the press #dutton #auspol

Apparently AI is coming for artists jobs, well I'd like to see them try and capture my essence like these self portraits have from over the years! Final Melbourne Bad Boy shows this week! Would love to see ya there!

One of my favourite things about day drinking is night sleeping, so good

Tom Cashman was disrespected by an uber driver

Opening in Melbourne on Tuesday!!

Got a Severence theory that they're just testing games for the New York Times

Yeah I'm a bad boy

Well well well, the St Kilda Football Club had a huge win, which means (😭) a huge discount for you! Use the discount code SAINTERS for an 82% discount (😭)!

If the Sainte beat the Tigers in Maddie's Match today, whatever the margin is, that will be the discount code for tix to my Melbourne International Comedy Festival show for a limited time after the game! E.G. Saints win by 50 points, it's 50% off! (Trying to do a reverse jinx to get us the win!)

Adelaide, a city of art: photo dump

You're looking at a BAD BOY ready to go for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival! Grab those tikkies (or else!) (nah good on ya, hope you're having an alright one)!

Most wont accept table no.13 at the cafe due to fear and superstition, not me! Coincidentally my show Bad Boy opens at the Melbourne Comedy festival next week! Tickets are moving, 12 shows only get on it!

Well here's something to fuel your nightmares! My Bad Boy show is coming to the Melbourne Comedy Fest! Opening April 8! Tix on sale now! Let's have beers opening night! What Melbourne icon should I put my face on next? #LunaPark #KrapAnul

Melbourne International Comedy Festival is upon us! Can't wait! My show Bad Boy is only on for 12 shows! See you there!

They were holding an unofficial late night 'nose off' at the Adelaide Fringe, I made the final but was comprehensively defeated by the superior schnoz of Firdi Billimoria

I kinda assume I'm not too animated on stage, but Craig Egan's shots from my spot at @adelaidecomedy's late show last night prove I have a very versatile face that can do at least 4 (and up to six) different expressions!

Stoked to be back at Rhino Room for Adelaide Fringe! 3 nights to go! Having a ball!

Am back to back with one of my fave comics Bronwyn Kuss! Doing the double at Rhino Room, Bron at 7.30 me at 8.45, this is the stuff dreams are made of!

Should I keep going or end on this nice streak? #wordle

Love these big shiny balls

My new show Bad Boy opens in Adelaide tomorrow (and Melbourne on Apr 8, Perth May 2) Gonna be a bit of fun, see you there!

Adelaide starts Tuesday at Rhino Room! Melbourne in a month at Spleen Bar! Get on those tix and let's party! mattstewartcomedy.com Love the poster by peader thomas - he picked the 11 toughest objects to represent Bad Boy Aura - think the flying shark is my fave

Well it's only 3 weeks until The Melbourne International Comedy Festival happens. I'm trying to steer clear of the tweety this year. I thought I'd reach out to see if there are any comedy lovers here interested in writing reviews with us this year? [email protected] #MICF

Just woke from a bad dream where you waited too long to buy tickets to my show BAD BOY and missed out! Don't let this nightmare become reality! Shows are selling out! ADELAIDE THIS WEEK and MELBOURNE Comedy Fest starts THIS MONTH!!

Didn't take much to have a street named after you back in the day, nah good on ya Boydy

When I was a kid Dad tried punishing me with a glass of lemon juice, I don't think he thought it through #standup #comedy

Was gifted so many lovely beers on the European tour, brought a few round to enjoy with the folks for #mattspaddlegram no.90! Cheers especially to @marblebrewers! #craftbeer #beer #brewery #stout

Anyone got any questions?

I suspect Tom Waits was just having a bit of fun, but it was a very real dilemma for me

Growing up in Melbourne I thought XTC were clueless when it came to astronomy youtu.be/NrcemZpOmpI?...

Watching the AFL Indigenous All Stars game, Freo doing a great Washington Generals impression

Got a blood blister on my thumb from using a bic lighter (that's bad boy stuff) Come see me in Brisbane tonight at Good Chat Comedy Club!!

Once you watch Babe you realise why they called the pig Babe.

I've deleted all the other apps off my phone, will keep this one til it gets too distracting - so far so good though!