weird al can do everything frank zappa can but backwards in high heels

i found my massive stash of black joak morris mummers play scripts, but i forgot which "MORRIS STUFF" folder it was in (there are several) and was pathetically leafing through all the folders called like "misc unknown" and "veronica stuff". you know it's over at that point

oh shit i don't think i credited @impormable.bsky.social for her naming help on my new album *lowers shades* who's a model by the way

I don't know how they have the authority to do it but chalk this up as a big win for two tone ska's social justice values

vernographers and lacuniacs rejoice! a new record is out

music is good and i like making it! it's so good actually!

early on, i learned to not speak ill of your own music, which is why i don't have much to say about this lot. except - it's out - you might like it - your support pushes me closer to the next better album

did someone say, i love seeing the same link 3 times in a row and luckily i don't follow that many people on blue sky? here i am for all your needs but primarily this one veronicalacuna.bandcamp.com/album/hello-...

did someone say "i really want to hear something that veronica got @impormable.bsky.social's help with"? here it fuckin is veronicalacuna.bandcamp.com/album/hello-...

did someone say veronica? music? album? release? the? veronicalacuna.bandcamp.com/album/hello-...

whoa did everyone hear those thunders

when will the so called innovators answer a real market gap - Headphones For Veronica

it has been pointed out that my blowheater is a "sensory box"

this is not working. i have the time but not the capacity/willpower/equipment for this album to come off how i wanted

hermes thesismegistus was one of my top ideas of all time that it was hard to tell if people got or liked. truly top ten of those

referring to every part of my life as part of "my vanity project" ("veronica")

introducing someone to veronica bandcamp is an opportunity to quickly listen to everything on it and doublecheck that i'm not bad as a songwriter/person

slept through my alarm wrapped in a powerful dream of packing to go to bulgaria via japan with @acegiak.bsky.social, realising we didn't have flights booked, or visas, then going to book them and forgetting the name of the destination and ash confidently saying "argentina!"

i love it when a game has rain noise in it, even though it's usually playing over some rain noise i already have on

experimentally going @impormable.bsky.social mode (?????)

thought i'd watch 28 weeks later cause i want to see the new one, got a third of the way through and got too scared so i went back to watching taskmaster

there were two couples in the fancy restaurant who were on their phones the whole time, one seemed to be a date and that was sad to witness, but the other was fine, seemed to be besties who figured they might as well coexist and play on their phones in a french restaurant as at home

my coworker's cat came to the office and was very interested in me bc i smell like my cat, and then my cat was extra interested in me bc i smelled like other cat. could be onto something big here

my coworker gave me a thing of strawberries and said "-and they're actually really good" just as i bit the first one and went "OHHH!"

had a good night out 🥹

Apparently one of the taglines of ALIEN: ROMULUS is "In space, no one can hear you", which is just *chef's kiss* insipid. But Crave, a streaming service in Canada, has truly elevated what was already a stupid tagline into something truly incredible. This is art.

This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!

educating people about how emotions are good actually in the streets, hiding in bed in the sheets

putting this on the fridge like a food pyramid

delicate piano instrumental version of smells like teen spirit playing quietly in the vet reception

got my plates to indicate that lacuna is in the car

me at the nff let's gooo

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

sven is short for svenjamin

it is hard to figure out what is a calm and effective bedtime for a brain that needs constantly popcorn stimulation

Children's Library of Babel where the books only have 16 pages and one or two large print lines per page, and illustrations

apparently jarrah's OG supervisor/mentor has retired from university and got extremely into bluesky. once he liked a tweet i did owning jarrah so i anticipate good traction in niche jarrah-owning tweets

i'm staying up late playing electric guitar due to being cool (the noises im making on electric guitar are surprisingly uncool, i am actually learning a lot about how electric guitars can make uncool noises)

I want you to know that getting a song from you is a really auspicious thing in my life, like finding a feather from a rare bird.

I don't understand how people get good at the banjo. My mom always said that if you pick at it, it'll never get better.

morris dancing is good actually

i made white bean dip and had steak marinaded in lemon juice and hot sauce

summernats but for cars of normal volume and beautiful colours

bumper sticker tattoos

mewtwo is like pokémon the unabomber

how to write a bio for my music that isn't "this too long to record and i resent it now"